>"My boyfrien-"

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>"My husban-"

Literally happened to me at work today

>"me and this guy i'm sort of seeing-"

I had a girl who said that who then changed it to "brother" the next day

trust
no
thot

>Work in a large organisation
>Literally all the woman who talk to me a lot and touch my arm/give small amounts of flirting are married/in committed relations
>All the single woman don't talk to me

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>"My Fianc-"

>>39614724
>Send to the trash.com.exe

>>39615488
>sort of seeing
>not getting an open relationship so you can date her while she fucks chad on the side
You do realize this is 2017, right

>>39615593

single women won't do it because they're scared they'll signal interest when they have none. married women don't mind because they're already spoken for and they like the little thrill of excitement.

>>39615745
>It's my body! My boyfriend is totally cool with me getting raw dogged by Chad on the side, and I'm proud of him for becoming such a good little feminist boy.
>I don't even let him fuck me anymore, I just give him blowjobs and say I'm too tired from getting stretched out by daddy's girth.
>He never complains about me having sex with other men - he has no right to control my body and our relationship oppressively!
>One time I even fucked Chad and Brad together in the same day, then took a random bartender's cock up my butt! My silly boyfriend thinks it's just Chad. I don't think I'll even tell him!

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>>39616616
this is the girl you're quoting

>>39615751
Why are these thots so damn tricky holy shit I fucking HATE women so much.

>>39615421
Very nice use of the gif desu