Who here looks like Chad but robot
I'm considered a Stacey, but still a certified cyborg. Life is cruel
>>39614614
Not Chad. What would you call someone who's above average, but not model-tier? I can pass for normie and hetero, even though I'm neither. I'm as far from normal as possible though.
>tfw good looking
>tfw white
>tfw big dick
>tfw smart
>tfw no gf
>tfw no social skills
>tfw no life
>>39614614
Probably me to an extent I guess
>6'4
>Done modelling before
>Played high level sport my whole life
>>39614614
Pretty much.
Only been a "robot" a few years.
Had loads of sex, loads of friends, loads of parties and drugs and alcohol... but the past 3 years?
ALONE.
MISERABLE.
NO SEX.
NO LIFE.
NO FUN.
ALCOHOLISM.
CRUEL LIFE WANKERY.
Girls look at me when I go out sometimes which is nice.
>>39614614
>6'3"
>skinny
>strong jawline and sharp cheekbones
>very light blonde hair and blue eyes, look like a Nordic god
>still too autistic to function in society or make friends
>>39614692
yeah pretty much the same, not gay though
but honestly a 7.5/10
im tall
people approach me often thinking im normal. women approach me often, I try to connect with them because im desperate for affection, eventually my own anxiety and fear drives me away. also once they talk to me for a couple days they can kind of smell somethings wrong with me. I can't break through and hit that territory of ever being comfortable with them
>>39614614
most girls rate me 8/10 9/10 on a good day
>i cant talk to people and generally hate everyone i meet and have the social skills of a ferret
just kill me now its like have a key to a lock you cant find
>>39614763
>Boohoo I'm a total fucking normie Chad but I haven't had sex for three years! I can totally relate to you perma-virgins and autistic losers.
>>39614646
>>39614763
Get out you frauds
>Be often complimented on looks, physique and sense of humor
>Musically talented
>Go to bars/clubs every week, music festivals several times a year
>Satisfying, well-paying job
>Awesome apartment in the heart of major city
>Several Crafting hobbies
>Plenty of female friends
>Outgoing when talking to strangers
>Chubby Chaser
Literally no one above a 3 will fuck me and I'm not exaggerating. I browse this and incels seeing people complain about looks, height and chad hobbies. People saying that's what's holding them back. I have all that shit. I've have and do everything to "make it" but I still fail day after fucking day where there is nothing to blame my failure on but who I am deep down is repulsive and disgustingly needy. Can someone fucking kill me, please?
>be me, 36
>5" 11"
>/fit/
>square jaw
>glorious long hair
>top of the the line gaming PC
>good job, own house, two cars (one is a corvette)
...
>house is a wreck, hoarder style
>no friends, no family, no gf, no social skills
>miserable as fuck
>think about ending it daily
>>39614614
>6'4 white
>at least slightly good looking, i've done fashion catwalk shows
>Played elite basketball
>Very big penor
>pretty much every girl I meet is nice to meet right from the start, and some blush and giggle when I'm trying to talk to them
>>39614925
are you super ugly or something?
>>39614614
How is that possible?
Are you basically that dickhead who pretends to be an introvert but is really an extrovert whom everybody loves?
>>39615044
No, I get plenty of matches on tinder and messages on OKC. I'm sure that sounds amazing to everyone, but when you can never even get a fucking date for the life of you, it's really just a maddening tartarus punishment.
My life can be summarized as:
>Her: "You're cute. :)"
>Me: "Hi"
>Her: "nvm"
>>39614925
There is something VERY wrong with you that you aren't telling us. I've seen ugly-ass fuckers with decent girlfriends.
>>39614970
before you end it, give all your shit to me, thanks.
>>39615131
When you figure that out, let me know. I'm gonna throw in with deep-seeded self-loathing that people can pick up on.
>>39615137
Earn it yourself.
Get a job, hippie.
girls always staring at me, when i do talk to girls/women i get a lot of winks or get called babe all the time. Get a lot of compliments like i have a nice/cute/sexy smile is really common.. I've been called the best looking guy that somebody knows. been flashed by random girls a few times.
>>39614614
I'm not chad, but I'm pretty good looking.
>blonde wavy hair
>green eyes
>straight white teeth
>tall
>fair clear skin
>good face
>7 inch dick
6.5/10 easy
Never kissed a girl, never held hands, the whole deal.
I have mild autism so that explains some of my social phobias.
Literally no friends
Why even live?
>>39615112
It's the worst. I hate being around people, and all they want to do it talk to me. I'm so socially awkward that I stay in. It's not fun.
>>39614614
Girls won't leave me alone and they mistake my awkwardness as being coy so they try harder. They grab my biceps, shoulders and chest and have me pull up my beat up T Shirt to see my flat stomach or they always run their fingers through my hair. Pisses me off but I walk off and they follow me. Damn my genes.
>>39614925
>Satisfying, well-paying job
>Awesome apartment in the heart of major city
Please, Please, Please tell me what you do for a living, Im a young fag and have absolutely no direction, please tell me what you do, I also really want to live in the big city, the frequent noises and people manage to keep me stimulated
>>39614614
I don't post since I'm a minor league Chad and come here for humor, but you either have it or don't. Your personality must be completely shit then.
>>39615115
hmm, maybe try some public speaking courses or something
look up a community college in your area and sign up
>>39615245
get a college degree in anything -> coding bootcamp, or a college degree in CS. move to SF. wear hoodies, make money, hang out with other robots
>>39615264
It's not really that much to do with personality. My personality is fine. I just went to an all boys high school, and then ever since I've finished, I lost contact with all my friends. I have gone "out" at night probably 3 times in my life, and they were all in high school. I also refuse to use hook-up/dating apps, and barely use any form of social media, and don't post use my own picture on any of them. I just don't meet new people.
i'm 7/10. not chad level but i could do much better for myself if i had a more relaxed personality.
>>39615245
and i'd like to add i got shit for fuck grades in jr high and highschool, and mediocre grades in college. i'm not smart, but coding isn't hard once you get over the initial mindfucks. if you spend most of your time on the internet and computer literate, you're better than most normies
>>39615465
>>39615522
I really wanna move to seattle and get an apartment high in the city, and just have a cozy office job or programming job where i can be on my computer then look out the window and see rain and shit and drink hot coco
>>39615508
>refuse dating apps
Use it you moron. This is the modern fucking age. If you're decently attractive you'll meet somewhere there.
I'm a double major of computer science and engineering, which is mainly filled with dudes; my internship isn't a playground for girls; my bartending gig sucks since my clientele has a lot of dudes and what women go are crazy.
I use the apps since my life has so few women on a regular basis. I suggest you do the same since your life lacks it too and you clearly aren't a robot.
Also a tip - hang out at local places and you'll meet people if you become a regular. I've befriended many girls from coffee shops.
Hello yes I believe I belong in this thread
Where is my qt 3.14 short gf who I can pick up and toss around like nothing
>>39615697
What height do you consider short?
>>39615738
For a grill? 5'5" and below. I want to pick her up and carry her around the house, too tall and she gets awkward and lanky
>>39615662
Aren't 99% of the girls on dating apps sluts/roasties though? I want a legitimate relationship, and I've been told that those apps are for the opposite. Are there even any nice girls on those apps? Then there is also the problem telling the girl you're actually a loner with basically no friends I regularly keep in contact with anymore.
What type of girls have you met on the apps?
Sort of, I consider myself a failed chad because my flaws are fixable
Good qualities
>really blue eyes, strangers have given me compliments
>good brow ridge and eye brows
>unfucked my mouth breather chin with plastic surgery
>6'1
>5.5in thick dick (length is only 6.5 though)
Bad qualities
>slightly long face and gummy smile, need maxillary impaction which is like 20k
>scoliosis, fucking 150k surgery I have no fucking clue how I will afford that
>some acne nodes in my cheek, have accutane now though so that will be fixed soon
>150lb skeleton, have roids so I will be normal weight in a few months
Still none of that is going to fix my social status. I have pretty much no friends/social circles. I rarely get introduced or meet new girls and I dont have anyone to take good pics of me doing shit so tinder is useless. I guess I am more fixated on my looks because im an insecure faggot who needs to feel perfect when I look in the mirror. In short Social Status > Looks
>>39615896
Yes dating apps are for hookups anybody who says otherwise is delusional and wrong
>>39615896
I met my current gf through there who isn't a slut or Stacy. Yes, they are hard to come by, but it's not impossible. I've met the awkward shy girl who isn't super attractive, the average girl who was nice but wasn't my type, a slut - you name it. I don't get matches super often, but if you use it consistently, eventually you'll find something you're looking for.
Also, just dive into the hookup culture if you're able to take advantage of it. Who gives a shit about it if you're intentions are clear from the get go and you don't lead people on.
Don't talk yourself down like a sperge. Just say you're busy bettering yourself or some shit. Or at least say you're a work orientated person and socialize at work. There's multiple ways is saying the same thing, it's just how you view it. And honestly, girls won't always entirely give a shit if your social life is blossoming - they really only care about their own as everyone else does.
been told i'm one of the few people on earth who can order a faggy drink and not look like a fag drinking it.
whatever that means.
>>39614646
pics of stacey or gtfo
>>39614726
literally me but black
>>39616429
then you can never be chad, only tyrone.
>>39614614
I'm good-looking enough that people assume that I'm a normie but I'm autistic as fuck and that always tips them off, so yeah, cyborg here. I feel like in many ways, I'm even weirder than the typical neckbeard who's full robot. At least no one expects them to be a Chad when they first meet them.
I used to look like a normal person but now my hair is thinning severely
>>39614614
Robot here but I look like a stacey
Commonly mistaken as chad because wrestler/boxer but actually autistic as fuck but can't let that be known with out being normie
>REEEE
>>39614614
not a chad but i look normal. whenever i start a new job, a cute girl or two will look at me and talk to me. within a few minutes they figure out im borderline autistic and they never talk to me again.
>>39616559
This is me as well. I couldn't have said it any better. I will sometimes get attention from women but I'm such a social retard I can literally see their attraction fading before my eyes.
>>39616118
Appreciate the advice anon. I'm not going to lie I've been tempted to try the apps, but it's like a moral battle for me every time, because I've developed some strong views on promiscuity,etc.
Also in pretty sure you need a social media presence to use them, and I don't have any photos of myself so that would be the first step.
Genuine question though, did you feel like you were emotionally fulfilled while you were going through the girls you met on the app though, or is it just BS that leaves you feeling empty? I'm worried that joining the hookup culture will make me feel worse than I do right now.
>>39616755
>good looking enough that women actually look my way
>socially autistic enough that I NEVER take advantage of it, know what to say to women, know how to flirt, and actually get results
I fucking hate it.
But I'm also a poorfag who works a shitty job so I'm also afraid of anyone finding out so I've also avoided women on my own as well.
>>39616757
No problem anon, I like to help when I can, if I can.
Your views of promiscuity aren't unfounded and are good for establishing a girlfriend. Modest is best when it comes to initial impressions. And yes, some girls on a dating apps are modest and have been kind.
It can leave emptiness if you get caught up in it. It shouldn't be taken seriously, but good things can come of it. You'll see super hot Stacies you'll never match but who gives a fuck? You'd probably think their personality is shit anyone. Also, you don't have to join the hookup culture. But for gods sake, don't scream "I'm looking for only serious relationships!" As that shit isn't attractive. Just be simple, maybe funny, and leave them to discover your intentions your first meetup.
>this fucking thread.
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUUUUUUUUUUTT
>>39614614
most of the people that claim to be chads here are delusional or mistaken
I wish this board allowed pictures of robots
>>39616429
iam a gurl u wana meet me?
Every time a girl looks my way I can't tell if it's because i am handsome or she's just trying to get a better look at my ugly
i think nothing matters but social skills and confidence.
>>39617438
I think clearly none of us have Chad personalities, but you are the delusional one if you think some robots don't have Chad physical appearance
I've got a good looking face, but my body is the definition of skinny fat.
What's the point in getting ripped if you have an autistic personality?