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This time last year I used to work on a text based "dating" text service
>People would join and believe they were matched with girls who lived near them.
>I would have to reply to 100/150 messages every minute, from different men acting as different profiles
>People on there would be messaging the same fake profile for months, even years in some cases believing that they were a real person, and would eventually get a meet
>These people spent literally thousands of pounds to speak to a fake profile
I had to leave in the end because it was too immoral. It really made me think how lonely people can go to resort to that.
I've got loads of stories I can share though
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>>34948176
share something salacious please op
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>>34948176
Please share some stories
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>>34948210
Yes i want to hear these stories

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Daily reminder that if you support Trump, you are in fact a normie
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What happened to that guy's foot?
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I early voted for the man and memed hard.
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>>34947996
Daily reminder that if you give two shits about "politics" you are in fact a normie.

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so NEETS what are you losers doing this Friday night

obviously I'm sitting here making threads on 4chan
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>>34947805
Talking with my oneitis, hopefully meeting her Next Friday.
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I'm scrolling down and refreshing until I come up with something better to do.

I wanna watch anime but I think I ran out of good animes to watch.
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>>34947805
Going through another existential crisis while defending my interests on 4chan.

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Serious question, guys.

You come home after a long day of work and catch your girlfriend of 4+ years riding on some black guy's dick, like pic related. What is your first thing you do or say?
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>>34947650

Take out my edgy knife and cut his dick off.
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>>34947650
can't be cheated on by your partner if you don't have one
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>>34947650
well i'm black so more than likely i'm the one fucking her

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*Yawn*

>"Oh hey anon, didn't see you there."

>"Hope you don't mind that I crashed here last night."

>"Door was open so I made myself comfortable."
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*5 original years later*
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>>34947528
It's very rare to see a Black woman with nice feet. Not saying she has nice feet but I don't hate what I'm seeing.
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>>34947592
It's rare to see ANY woman with nice feet to be honest and that fucking kills my foot fetish.

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>finally made a lewd Discourse friend
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>he posts from a phone
GET

OOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTT
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>>34947094
This accusation really vibrates my neutrons
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>that guy who walks to his computer to try and act like he wasn't phoneposting

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What does this feel like?
I accept responses from both males and females.
I'm just curious.
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>>34946949
getting your dick sucked or sucking dick?
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It does not feel very good. Kinda boring

t. Circumcised anon
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a girl smiling at you?

i dont fucking know

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>Start new job
>Beautiful girl in the office
>Speak to everyone else and make them laugh
>lack courage to introduce myself but cant stop staring
>forced by management to shadow her
>Thank you god!
>Take her out to lunch and she tells me im handsome
>wtf? really? ive never been told that
>"no anon, you are such a lovely person! wow, you look really distinctive"
>take whatever i can get
>get her number
>text constantly
>no response
>ask her out on text after silence for 3 days
>no response
>have office meeting
>sits nowhere near me and never makes eye contact
>still no text back

why do girls do this? im not even allowed to have a oneitis. i cant believe i actually thought she was serious when she said i was good looking.

im thinking of going to thailand to get cheap plastic surgery. im sick of being ugly. it crushes my soul
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You have fucked up

you are destined to do this until you either die or realize you are too far gone
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>>34946875
no, ive saved up some money, im just debating to get my acne scars lasered or my bulbous nose reshaped....

i want to feel wanted, just once.
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>>34946718
>>34946875

Humanity will pay for making us suffer.

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females often commit suicide as an alternative

rather than date you they'd rather remove themselves from the gene pool entirely
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Not even applying the common Men's Rights ideologies can you take such a weak bait.
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>>34946668
>Female ""suicides""
It's literally cry for attention gone wrong.
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>>34946668
Females rarely actually want to kill themselves, but they want all the attention that comes from a suicide attempt because they are stupid whores. This is why woman attempt suicide more than man, while men actually have the higher suicide rate.

has your urge to join a fictional world ever led to suicidal thoughts?
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No because suicide doesn't lead to fictional worlds.
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>Can't live in the real world
>Can't live in a fictional world either because it doesn't exist

it hurts
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>>34946507
Absolutely. Hell, it's caused more suicidal thoughts than anything else in my life.

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>tfw no scandinavian gf
is this a bad feeling or what?
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>>34946051
I had a chance with a Danish girl once but she was bi and I got cucked by a tumblrina. Also, Finland is not Scandinavia.
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>>34946051
>Wanting the worst possible female companions on the planet.
>Wanting all the issues that come with white chicks
>Wanting all the entitlement white cunts have
>Wanting all the 1st world issues they will drone on about day after day

I will take a Latina any fucking day.
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Scandinavians girls are thots.

If you want an ounce of energy during the day and a bit of happiness, get your fucking hand off your weiner. You absolutely can't notice outright, but subconsciously you're getting fucked.


You're letting the Jew win as he steeps you in a concoction of slow killing poison and pussifcation hormones in your food and water, but the main thing fucking your confidence is PORNOGRAPHY.
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>>34946024
I never watched much pornography to begin with, I usually just use my imagination.

Get fucked, OP. Nice ferret, btw.
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>the Jew

Go back to /pol/ faggot
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I only look at 2dqts so im fine

What stuff you consider a 'red flag' in a girl? Post greentext & go!
>calls herself a troublemaker
>thousands of selfies on social media
>mentally ill
>owns a tumblr
>BLM activist or a feminist
>hooks up with random people
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>>34945791
>Her make up is overdone and makes her look like a doll
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>>34945791
>wannabe "nihilist" aka actually just a hedonist
>uses her body to gain attention, e.g. griding on another girl at a party etc
>uses lots of fillers like "ehh, umm, like" when talking
>acts coy or embarrassed without actually having any shame
>frequently posts on social media
>does the stacy knuckle crack
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>>34945974
aren't men the ones that crack their joints often?

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Having sex with a skinny 18-25 year old 5+/10 girl is the hardest thing in life to do.

Prove me wrong.
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how could it be hard?

you just bee yourself man haha xD
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What are escorts?

original comment and all that
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>>34945736

Forgot half way during my post to say buying it doesn't count.

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robots, would you date a girl you have no sexual attraction to at all but really like their personality and like their company?
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>>34945474
Yeah, but they just don't exist.
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>>34945474
I honestly wish I just had friends that were girls.
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>>34945474
no

it's possible not to be attracted to someone, but then hang around them so much you come to like them, and at that point they actually start looking better

mere exposure effect

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