>tfw no scandinavian gf is this a bad feeling or what?

>>34946051
I had a chance with a Danish girl once but she was bi and I got cucked by a tumblrina. Also, Finland is not Scandinavia.

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>>34946051
>Wanting the worst possible female companions on the planet.
>Wanting all the issues that come with white chicks
>Wanting all the entitlement white cunts have
>Wanting all the 1st world issues they will drone on about day after day

I will take a Latina any fucking day.

Scandinavians girls are thots.

Most beautiful girl I ever met online was a girl from Norway when I played WoW

Haven't met a Scandinavian in real life yet, would like to though, i like their accents

>>34946093
Nordics aren't like american whites though, they're a lot more "moderate" in their behaviour.

Modern Scandinavians are without doubts the biggest faggots I've ever known.

Males
>mostly liberals and ignorant
>white knights
>weak and cowardish
>thinking they are Americans

Females
>Tumblr and Reddit core base
>mostly SJW and ignorant
>shitload of feminazis
>thinking they are Americans

Don't know about people from Iceland, I want to visit Iceland so I can make a picture about them, the plane tickets are dirt cheap now.

Anyways I hope Trump will nuke Sweden and Norway.

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>>34946051
>will never get a qt North Europe girl

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>>34946167
>Modern Scandinavians are without doubts the biggest faggots I've ever known.

Let me guess, you came to a scandinavian country or two on vacation, and stayed in some big cities?

The cities are a clusterfuck of liberals and degenerate faggots, most scandinavians live in small towns on the countryside

>>34946079
Finland is scandinavian but not norse

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>>34946165
I'm not going to argue about how great white cunts are. Sure they look great, a good fuck. But I would never take a relationship with a white female beyond pump and dump.

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>>34946142
>would like to though, i like their accents

>>34946255
>Finland is scandinavian

When will this meme die?

The only scandinavian countries are Norway, Sweden and Denmark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PKXYc6Ma1Q

i want her to sit on my face

swed here

yes most girls are attractive blondes but its really boring. they all act the same and don't have any individuality.

listen to the same boring pop music, same movies, same clothes, same interests (clothes and makeup)

the goal here is to be average, other countries seem to be better in that perspective

>>34946255
finland is nordic but not scandinavian

>>34946278
>The only scandinavian countries are Norway, Sweden and Denmark
which has the best looking girls?

>>34946259
>But I would never take a relationship with a white female beyond pump and dump.
Honest question: what race is better? (generally speaking, of course)

Black girls are known for going bat-shit crazy
Asian girls tend to be ultra-submissive and quiet (if you like that, then sure)

>>34946278
Because in English the term 'Scandinavia' typically refers to the geographical area, the scandonavian peninsula, whereas terms like 'Norse' and 'Nordic' refer to specific cultures

>>34946311
1. Norway
2.Denmark
3.Sweden

Without a doubt

>>34946358
Swap Denmark and Norway.

>>34946051
go to /soc/ you fucking fuck

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norwegian here ama

>>34946358
what are you basing this on?

imo they are pretty much the same and they should be considering the countries have all been a part of eachother for hundreds of years one way or another

>>34946349
Latina
Strength
Morals
Faith
Loyalty
Looks
Health
-GENDER ROLES- (The entire language is based around Gender almost)
Hardy
Fertile
Tight knit family.

>>34946351
Finland aint scandinavian, wiki that

>>34946374
Never, Danish girls sound like a choking duck when they talk

>>34946405
Sweden is worst because of the cuckoldry. There are more chinks and niggers in Sweden, and interracial relationships weren't frowned upon.
Norway is where you go for pure scandinavian.
Denmark has a bit of interbreeding with Germany. Ethnic German girls aren't that bad, so the resulting combination is top tier in my book.

>>34946419
>Danish girls sound like a choking duck when they talk
Maybe when they talk in their native language, but in English, they sound like a cross between Norwegian and German accent, with the former being dominant.

>>34946404
Legg deg haakon, jobb imorgen

>>34946405
>what are you basing this on?

Mainly culture, stereotypes and personal experiences. For example, danish girls sounds like a duck choking when they talk, swedish girls are mostly coal burners or radical feminists

>>34946455
there are more niggers per capita in norway than
sweden

oslo is lost

i hear all you have to do in sweden to get laid is be a sandnigger

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>>34946542
Confirmed

>>34946497
Oslo is shit

>>34946483
Thats why nordic people dont like danish people, it sounds damn terrible

>>34946051
Do scandinavian girls like brown men?

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>>34946404
1a) I tried looking up the Green Barfer and nothing came up. Any links/info?

1b) The only real stereotype I've heard about Norway are regarding socio/psychopaths. How true is this?

2) How easy are the girls there? (casual sex erryday? need to date first? marriage before sex?)

>>34946697 (me)
Regarding that picture, apparently someone had put broken glass in our primary school long jump sandpit.

Luckily no-one was hurt because they raked it first.

>>34946609
no, stick to your own race

>>34946697
no idea, we aint like the finns

we're just introverted so we might come off as strange to burgers.

we have the most one night stands per capita in the world, so take a guess.

On int there was this cute girl who used to cutepost, everybody liked her in a non sexual way because she was so kind. Idk about her being a feminist whore or le perfect housewife.

>>34946840
Fuck, my bad, I got the flags mixed up again. Norway is blue cross on red?

>>34946898
Norway is blue cross with white outline on red. Denmark is white cross on red. Sweden is yellow cross on blue. Finland is blue cross on white.

>>34946898
yep, the red, blue and white one

>>34946948
>>34946953
Alright, cheers.

What would you consider your national meal?
What is your favourite native fool?

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>one chance at life
>not born in a Scandinavian Eden on earth
>born in a third world Latin American shithole instead

>>34947030
farikal, a bunch of sheep meat mixed with cabbage, boiled
also no idea, am not a follow of the norwegian jesting arts

>>34947211
whoops, meant food. (I really need to start sleeping on time)

I guess I'm the fool.

>>34947286
i guess its farikal. i cant stand the sheep head cuisine we have

>>34947043
It's pretty nice here
I want the immigrants to leave though

>>34946051
norway here. they are godtier in looks, but dumb, basic, and stacy as fuck. stay away. theyre the worst kind of normies. no originality, no personality, no creativity, just good looking sluts. emphasis on the slut part, we have the most one night stand in the world,