The hardest thing in life

how could it be hard?

you just bee yourself man haha xD

What are escorts?

original comment and all that

>>34945736

Forgot half way during my post to say buying it doesn't count.

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>>34945702
>Just be yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ-Pyhk7GQA&t=9s

Maybe you mean getting to have sex with her?
Having sex is always about the same ole principle of sticking your peeper into her veevee, going in and out until fluids are exchanged.

>>34945797
>Maybe you mean getting to have sex with her?

Bazinga.

Yes that's what I mean.

Prime teen cock is the hardest thing in life.

>>34945934
>Prime teen cock is the hardest thing in life.

wut.

>>34945659
I'm 27 and seeing and 18 year old who would be waaay out of my league if I were 18 as well.

>>34945986

Are you also a tall and/or handsome white guy? How did you meet her?

>>34945985
some jokes go right over people's heads, like yours. its okay, i understand

>>34945986
what r u doing on this board? shouldnt u be banging ur 18 yr old fuck toy?

No shit PTP (prime teen pussy) is worth its weight in gold. SWIM has seriously considered raping one just to know how PTP feels before I die

>>34946019

I got it. I just don't like fag jokes and would prefer not having them in my thread.

>>34945659
false
the 'hardest' thing to 'do it' with
is my dick

>>34945784
>believing this garbage

6', 200 pound atheletic frat guy here. We aren't like that

>>34946077
>fag jokes
Woah, check yourself mate.
Ain't nothing faggy about teen cock.

>>34945659
at that age she's more likely to be inexperienced, and tight, giving you the advantage. lot's of foreplay before penetration. do it slow, rubbing the clit gently from time to time, try not to stick any fingers in, at least not further than your nail - you want your penis to be the first main thing going in, making it far greater a penetration. going down on her will help too.

t. chad that's just passing through this board because he's feeling generous for a change

>>34946054

For what it's worth I'm a doctor and one of the cutest girls I take care of is a 16 year old 7-8/10 thin JB. She has the loosest vagina ever.

So not all PTP is actually "prime".

By contrast, I just did a pap today on a 35 year old 2/10 fat woman and her vag was so tight I could barely open the speculum to see the cervix.

It's really shocking how different the anatomy is from one woman to another. <30 age doesn't really have much to do with it for quality of vag.

Only after ~35 does vag quality inevitably decline.

>>34946179

Please post erotic fiction elsewhere.

>>34946196
>worn out pussy is lose
>never-used pussy is tight

news at 11.

>>34946225

Seriously it's hard to predict. If you asked me to guess before examining a woman how tight her vag is going to be just from looking at her I'd be wrong far more than I'm right.

Some fat ugly girls have the grossest vaginas. And I have another 20 year old girl who is so tight you can't get the speculum in.

It's as random as dick size. It isn't from wear and tear. It's anatomic.

Just like some guys have big dicks, some girls have big vaginas.

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>>34945659
I did it today.

What now?

>>34946275

How did you accomplish it? Was it difficult to do? Are you a tall and/or good looking white guy?

Srs.

>>34946285
>How did you accomplish it?
I semi knew her for years. We play Overwatch all the time and I go ana and protect her from all the mean scary things

We were gonna hang out today and watch Rings (total crap) and I very casually and predictably stuck my weiner in her

I'm a very average white male. I have lots of hobbies and aspirations though

>>34946438

How did you meet her?

Sounds luck you won the lottery and/or are coasting on your average white guy easy mode. Someone does win a lottery every day. It's just very rare and unreproducable.

>>34946007
I'm tall and Mexican. I met her through a friend who is also banging an 18 year old.

>>34946048
I did yesterday.

>>34946492
Winning the lottery implies that you just strolled up and happened upon sex. If you spend your time completely isolated and are just hanging out with a person for the first time then you're right

I've known this person for years though and the relationship just kind of made sense. You find those people eventually

>How did you meet her?
Highschool

>>34946223
>>>/mlp/ nigger fagot kys. i bet there's at least a handful of robots that came hard just by reading what i wrote. kys nigger faggt forever.

>>34945659

Winning a medal in the Olympics in a sport that matters? Winning the Nobe prize? Solving one of Hilbert's problems?

>>34946699

Yeah but those are irrelevant. I could also have said the hardest thing in life is to memorize a 300 page book and recite it word for word but that's stupid.

I mean it's the hardest thing in life to do that is almost universally desired and actually matters.

>>34946438
>>34946556

How does it feel to have accomplished the most difficult thing in life?

Do you feel like you can just coast on life from here on out now that you have already won at it?

>>34945659
It's easy if you learn how to do it and can be mastered in under a year. You fags are just too lazy and close minded.

>>34947027

lol'd. Thanks for that. Maybe if you're an average white guy (ie. Chad).

>>34946897
Dude I really say this without being a dick but it's not that hard. Casual sex is remarkably common, roughly 40% of teens are sexually active

Also, the inherent idea of "just having sex" is such a lame shallow goal. It might represent what you want in life but if sticking your dick in a vagina is synonymous with being happy then you can go to a whorehouse and become the happiest man on earth

Why do you say it's so difficult, because teenage girls are so emotionally intangible? They might act that way as a way of weeding out the lesser men but they're about as predictable as you and me when you get down to it.

>>34947071
>Why do you say it's so difficult, because teenage girls are so emotionally intangible?

No, because they apply hard criteria as a group based on height/race/face/age and if you don't fit those criteria you don't get access.

>>34947071
>Casual sex is remarkably common, roughly 40% of teens are sexually active

Yeah sure the tall/attractive men and all the women they're fucking.

>>34947110
>>34947137
That's complete and total crap and people really need to stop iterating it.

What women find attractive is about 10% looks and 90% intangibility that appeal to their various emotions and they pride themselves on being this way. The only women that actually fantasise about 6'4 blond haired blue eyed Chad are the most basic of bitches.

Unless you just think Prince and Tony Soprano are supposed to be the epitome of masculinity.

And it's the same thing with /r9k/, the forest Phillipino and pigeon girl are 3% conventional attractiveness and the rest of it is some remote emotional connection that's so vague it's almost worthless to try and explain it.

>>34945659
I'm nearly 25 dating an 18 year old girl who is a solid 8.5/10. She's fucking awesome. Was a virgin not too long ago but one other person beat me to it. Ah well.

Huge tits too (bigger than OP pic).

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>>34945702
be yourself
please, please, be yourself
you should really be yourself

young girls are way too easy now. It's not even fun anymore.

Give me wife material. Now THAT's hot.

>>34946897
It doesn't feel like I won anything, despite the girl being so out of my league. I'm so much older than her, that I sometimes say some basic shit and she listens. It feels like cheating, to be honest. She's really cool, so it's not like I'm dating her for her looks and lord knows she isn't dating me for mine.

Like >>34947071 says, sex doesn't fix anything. If you were miserable before you'll still be miserable. I spent a year just hooking up and realized that any girl who was worthwhile wanted nothing to do with me.

I eventually stopped caring and this girl just fell into my lap. I'm waiting for the fallout atm because things are going waaay to well.

>>34945659
>It's another episode of gen Z bitces about virginity

Wait until you try getting a job that pays more than 30k a year or being black.

>>34947837
I bet if it were 2009 you'd be wearing a fedora unironically.

>>34945784
This is why we are all losers, this is exactly what normies can recognize that us robots are unwilling to or unable to change to.

>>34948200

Already get paid 200k.im op. That was way easier. Getting sex from a slim 5+ is much harder

>>34947413

Tell me that when you wake up one day as a short ugly ethnic.

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>>34945784
>all those manchildren raging out in the comment section