*Yawn*
>"Oh hey anon, didn't see you there."
>"Hope you don't mind that I crashed here last night."
>"Door was open so I made myself comfortable."
*5 original years later*
>>34947528
It's very rare to see a Black woman with nice feet. Not saying she has nice feet but I don't hate what I'm seeing.
>>34947592
It's rare to see ANY woman with nice feet to be honest and that fucking kills my foot fetish.
I call animal control because a fucking wild ape is in my apartment
reeeeeeeeeeee subhuman out!
>>34947619
If you mean IRL, I totally agree. The amount with actually nice feet is astronomically low.
>>34947528
>Don't know how to react because I'm a robot
>O-Okay... Sorry to bother you, I'll leave
This scenario is so utterly ridiculous, do you actually expect this to evoke an emotional response in me? I'm not falling for it you nigger, go away.
>>34947528
A nigress? no thanks. I'll take a nice snow bunny instead
>>34947696
quoting this for future pasta
>>34947655
>using an Australian Aboriginal to represent niggers
>>34947696
LITERALLY happens all the time
You should be prepared
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiavtMNE8lc
>>34947571
>tfw half White, half black-hispanic
>Look Muslim
>>34947528
Castle doctrine
>>34947528
sauce on the girl?
original because I'm not racist
>>34947781
Holy shit
I'd make her do so much depraved shit to let her stay there
Is is within the law to hold a trespasser hostage in the US?
>>34947528
I'd give her a nice necklace
>>34947838
nigga that's an asian dude
>>34947528
Ok. I won't call the police, as long as you eat this bowl of eggs.
>>34947712
this.
m808original
>>34947528
>>"Door was open
premise ridiculous
>>34948157
if you live in an NRA state you're covered by the castle doctrine which means you can kill people on your property
so just do whatever u wanna do and then blast her
>>34947781
I would literally bring her a blanket and start stroking her and taking away all her clothes, then lay next to her and put my dick inside her all night
*BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP*
*pffbhtpt*
>"Oh, heehee, sorry anon, I have no idea where that came from! God, that's so embarrassing."
What do?
>>34947528
>door
Some crackhead knocked it down and landlord is yet to replace it.