Serious question, guys. You come home after a long day of work

>>34947650

Take out my edgy knife and cut his dick off.

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>>34947650
can't be cheated on by your partner if you don't have one

>>34947650
well i'm black so more than likely i'm the one fucking her

>>34947650
jump on the nigger and her and beat the shit out of them with the first phallic object i find all while crying

>>34947725
what im such an idiot i thought phallic ment hard or something

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Jerk off and tell them to get out after I finish. I'd be happy knowing I'm single again since I've been wanting to dump my gf for years.

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>>34947650

Grab a shotgun and blow my head on their naked body

THEY WOULD BOTH LIVE WITH THE IMAGE OF MY HEAD BEING BLOWN UP AND THEY BEING COVERED IN BRAIN, BONE, AND BLOOD

Take that, guess the table has turned huh?

sneak back out and leave a trail of kerosene around the house, set the fire and leave for mexico. watch news for results and plan accordingly afterward

>>34947761
I didn't selet an image, sorry, ignore it

Shoot him, shoot her, and then finally kill myself.

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Who wouldn't want to see there significant other get pleased by a real man? Don't hold her back.

>>34947701
>>34947725
Only a sperg attacks the guy

>>34947650
How bout you slide that sauce over instead...

>get myself hard
>ram it up her ass
>pump until I cum
>tell them both to get out

Im to beta so i would probably just scream at her to get out or just say its over. Its not the black guys fault its the Girls that is a cheater

>>34947650
Does the fact that it's a black guy make any difference?

>>34947954
It's like they've learned nothing from coming here

>>34947650
Wouldn't it be legal to kill him in Florida?

>>34947761
>Not non-fatally maiming both of them before taking yourself out
Go for gold. - Michael Jordan.

Kill both and hire the guy that got oj off

>>34948046
>Its not the black guys fault

That is complete and utter horse shit. You have to be a subhuman piece of trash to knowingly and willingly involve yourself in cheating and help ruin a relationship like that.

>>34948152
And you'll know that after walking in? What if she lied to him?

>>34948046
>Its not the black guys fault
No, if he knew he's doing something evil.

>>34948152
yeah...but i like free pussy....so...

>>34948074
I assume most of /r9k/ is racist so I figured it'd make the revelation that much worse.

>>34947650
I have news r you. Most women cheat and usually it's their boss theyregucking. If your girl is ducking a nigga you clearly aren't dominate enough

>>34948152
Some drunk girl at the office christmas party was all over me, grinding and stuff. She got engaged recently and has a huge diamond ring.
I didn't feel bad hooking up with her because she was with in a relationship. But I felt bad when thinking how much money the guy must have spent on the ring.

>>34947650
911? Yeah I just shot a home invader who brutally raped and murdered my girlfriend. Please send some people over.

>>34947650
I'd probably video tape it for future fap material

>>34948353
>I didn't feel bad hooking up with her
That's because you're human garbage.

>>34948466
cry harder as i fuck your bitch.

>>34948486
I'm sorry Tyrone stoled your gf

>>34947650
Finally a good reason to get rid of you.

Kill them, duh

I wish we robots could unite and not be so racist.
Make memes not war

>>34947650
>holy fuck how did I get a girlfriend?
>how did I keep this gf for 4 years?
>why is she not hideous?

>>34947742
you have to be 18 to post here, you know that right anon?

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>Walks in and sees girlfriend cheating
>Don't worry m'lady, I'll get him off of you
>"Is Reddit working for you guys?"
>pooooooooop

>>34947650
>have you seen what a .44 can do to a woman's face?

>>34947650
My psychology professor told us a story of how this happened to his uncle and the guy gave both the aunt and the younger dude 30 minutes to get their shit and leave the house. Probably the most restraint I've heard of a man having, dude was apparently big enough to rip both of them to shreds too.

>>34947650
I think I'd actually grab my gun and kill them. I would never happen though. Any girl can tell I'd go nuts if they cheated on me.

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>>34948337
What The Fuck did you just write! All the spelling grammar and uncompleted words just make the entire sentence a mess!