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If /pol/ is becoming /r9k/, what is /r9k/ becoming?

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Brace yourself for a wall of text

I'm 5 foot 10 and I'm Jewish and I look like a Jew and I have a moderate Jew nose and mild Jew ears and I'm pale as shit and really hairy. I'm actually kind of handsome in a Jewish kind of way, but I'm awkward asf around girls so that cancels that out.

Anyway, I have depression, horrible ADHD, really bad OCD, and terrible anxiety. I have to take adderall 20 mg twice a day because I have zero energy to even get out of bed without it, and I've masturbated pretty much every day for the last 6 months.

I'm also a crazy pothead / drugfiend because it is very difficult for me to feel happy while sober. for example I am staying at my beach house (rich Jewish parents) and I didn't bring any weed and earlier today I was looking at the ocean and thinking "wow it's so beautiful, but imagine how beautiful it would be if you were high as shit right now" and then suddenly the ocean stopped being mesmerisingly beautiful and I get really upset because I missed my chance to look at something as beautiful as the ocean while high. time passes sooo slowly for me when I'm sober.

I've tried to kill myself a couple times but I've decided that I will wait until I'm 27 (I'm 19 now), see if I'm happy then, and if I'm not I'll do it then.

I was in college last semester, to earn a really high paying degree that I want incredibly badly (computer science) but couldn't focus on any of my classes and ended up dropping two of them and getting Cs in the other two.

I'm spending this semester at home because thanks to the miracle of AP classes, I'm only two credits away from starting my major, and I to get those credits all I need to do is pass two CLEP tests. But inevitably after like 30 minutes of studying I give up and get high. So I'm still a long way from being ready.

I have $100 to my name and I'm seriously considering spending it on drugs.


please inspire me to get my life back on track or give me advice as to how I can fix it. Thanks r9k

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Let's say a person grows up watching TV shows where the characters are always hanging out together. They do everything together, and don't seem to have any personal lives. Everything they do revolves around each other. Whenever something is troubling one character, everyone else drops everything to help them out.

Said person grows up thinking that this what normal friendships/relationships are supposed to be like, and when reality doesn't match up, they incorrectly believe that their "friends" aren't really friends and that nobody cares about them.

Is this a thing?

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what is a movie that wiII really scare my pants off?

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>Tfw never defend the holy land against Saracens
>Tfw will never ride in the Golden Horde and conquer all in your path
>Tfw never be the first Westerns to step on distant shores
>Tfw you will never expand Rome's imperium and suppress rebellions.

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Ask a 27 year old white guy who's going on a date with an 18 year old bbw black girl anything

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>>34943647
The dad video is lost in history sorry anon

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how do you live? I mean SERIOUSLY SOMEBODY TELL ME HOW TO LIVE THIS LIFE. I NEED INSTRUCTIONS, I HAVE BEEN SO CONFUSED SINCE BIRTH.

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Dear Anons,
What makes you REEEEEEEEEEEEE the most?

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hey

I feel like I'm much more stable than most of the people my age I know. Anxiety attacks, depression, klonopin, whatever.

I think it may be because I was raised religious, i.e. for a large part of my life I had some certainty of my place in the universe. I'm not that way any more, but the stability remains.

Does anyone else feel this way? If the correlation holds, is it a good reason to raise my (entirely hypothetical) children religious?

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>wake up sweaty from nightmares
>browse on phone
>end up jacking off for 45 mins
>shoot shame jizz on stomach
>hair is a complete mess
>painful red pimples
>mouth is dry and takes like asshole
>disgusting teen facial hair
>tfw im nearly fucking 22
>make coffee and toast
>as im putting toast away i see theres a piece covered in mold still in there
>hold back vomit as im still chewing the last bit in my mouth
>into room with computer
>sudden desperate need to shit
>knock over half empty mug of coffee
>trying to wipe it off desk but need to shit too urgently
>never had to shit so hard and fast in my life
>run out door to house because its raining (i live in a garage separate from the main house)
>back door is locked
>run back to grab key
>my door is fucking locked now
>panicing in middle of rain
>try to climb through window but its too high and awkward
>spinchter is approaching maximum fucking overload
>run around into bushes at front of house
>soaking wet with branches jabbing me everywhere
>immediately drop shit of the ages about 1 meter from the sidewalk on the other side of the bush
>crawl in through window
>open house and take a shame shower
>still spilled coffee on my desk and a shit in the bushes

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>be me
>try to order pizza
>"oh i didnt catch that"
>"what did you say?"
>"can you speak louder?"

Who /softspoken/ here

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If you are a "nice guy" why not become an asshole? Get /fit/ and tatooed the fuck up.

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Remember that Trump is now president. Think of all the butthurt liberals who were certain that Killary would win. Think of all the media shunning Trump during the campaign. It might not help you feel good, but it may also bring a smile to your face.

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>one shot at life
>be born mutt with all the nigger features
>poo eyes, wide nose, extremely curly black hair, dark skin
Basically a nigger even though one of my parents in blonde/pale