>be me >try to order pizza >"oh i didnt catch

>>34943198
Perhaps it's your indian accent?

>Order pizza once a week
>Move into an apartment
>Order pizza
>As soon as I open the door the driver instantly says "Oh you moved?"

I need to find a new pizza place.

This made me want pizza fuck you OP

>>34943238
This made me laugh for some reason. Thanks

People tell me I speak speak quietly/mumble. It sucks.

>>34943198
I'm not one to raise his voice I try and be heard without wanting to have to repeat myself I hate having to say the same thing twice

My ex girlfriend used to hit me for mumbling

>>34943198
>Live in first world country
>Can order and pay for pizza through an app on my phone
>Literally don't have to say more than "thanks" when they deliver it

Feels good man

>>34943212
Nah, just a quiet black guy

>>34943198
>not ordering online or using an app

You're retarded as well as being softspoken.

My place knows me so I just say I'd like to order a pizza and then they send it. I order twice a week like clockwork and tip well so there's never any difficulty. I enjoy perfect order and routine. I don't know why others try to make life difficult by changing things around for no reason. When I used to have friends people would shoot down my suggestions because we had already done it. That's the best reason there is to do something. Fucking novelty addicts, I will never understand the normalfag.

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>>34943198
when im nervous i automatically start slurring my words and talking really fast, and if i try and speak slower i always end up stuttering

>>34943503
> Not having the delivery man putting your pizza at your door for zero physical interaction

I'm sorta soft-spoken and I think I'm a bit slow because sometimes people's word don't register properly and I have to pretend I understood them.

This made me question my sanity as a cashier. I'd constantly get people mumbling shit to me and I'd have to ask them to repeat it. Especially the smokers.

>gimme a mmlloloollllmmrrr...
>what?
>marlboro menthol light 100s

>>34944473
Just shut up and get me my cigarettes you whore.

>>34943459

Oh I love how people say "I can't hear you speak up!" and when I try to speak at a normal volume "OMG WTF why are you so loud?" It's made me a neurotic person with the disposition of an abused cat.

>>34944611
>someone mumbles a request
>ask them to repeat for clarity
>they reply with clear irritation

>someone mumbles a request
>grab them what they asked for
>they're mad it isn't accurate

USE YOUR WORDS DIPSHIT

>>34943198
>if I'm not speaking too quietly I get accused of shouting
>pretty much always slur my words