how do you live? I mean SERIOUSLY SOMEBODY TELL ME HOW TO LIVE THIS LIFE. I NEED INSTRUCTIONS, I HAVE BEEN SO CONFUSED SINCE BIRTH.
which part are you stuck at
>>34943562
everything but breathing
Give less fucks, and the fucks you do give give only to the things that make you happy
>>34943529
>sit home
>get drunk whenever you can
>drink coffees all day erryday
>smoke cigs whenever u feel like it
>do drugs whenever you can
>dont get a job, ever, if you get a job you die
>learn to supress desires for normal life and closeness with other humans
>eventually develop mental illness
>hitthebank.jpg
>apply for disability bux
>get denied
>wait it out for another year
>consider going to nuthouse
>apply again
And thats all i got for now.
Just dont take this shit seriously man...like some people obsess
>OH BOOO HOOO WHERE WILL I LIVE AS AN OLDMAN
>OH BOOO HOOO I NEED TO SAVE CASH FOR MY OLD AGE
>OH BOOO HOOO I NEED TO BUY THIS AND THAT
Fuck all that noise man, you are animal, live like one. One day at a time.
>>34943529
>Step 1
First you need to expand your chest cavity, this creates a low pressure zone in your lungs, then air rushes in.
>Step 2
Now you need to compress your chest . This creates a high pressure zone in your lungs, which forces the gases out. Repeat steps 1 and 2 constantly until you are finished living. Then you just pick one of the steps and choose not to do it.
>>34943660
Oops meant to link to
>>34943614
I manage to work for my own appartment and holy shit the mental illness i get being alone moving back home
>>34943615
>the things that make you happy
>>34943615
how do you not give fucks