>Tfw never defend the holy land against Saracens
>Tfw will never ride in the Golden Horde and conquer all in your path
>Tfw never be the first Westerns to step on distant shores
>Tfw you will never expand Rome's imperium and suppress rebellions.
>get hit by an arrow
>be badass and pull it out
>die from infection two days later
>die a 14 year old virgin
>>34944048
>"G-god wills it!"
>tfw will never be an Ultramarine
>tfw will never live in the grimdark future
>tfw will never see the galaxy
>tfw will never fight the alien and demon hordes without fear
>tfw will never be worthy of interment within a dreadnought
>spend your days marching through uncharted territory
>lose your friends to disease and thirst
>finally get to battle, get immediately shot by an arrow
>die from an unsuccessful amputation of the leg
Not worth it really
>tfw you will never fight in the name of spooks
Feels good man
>>34944319
>Ultramarines
>Not lamenters or Salamanders
You'd just end up being another nameless Chad if you went smurf. Got to go for the people's hero man