Outline how your day is going

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>>34943239
damn anon u livin the dream

>>34943412
how so?

fuck this board

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>>34943239
>wake up late, completely exhausted for no good reason
>drive to work
>bosses are nowhere to be found, get out of tardiness free card
>chug a five hour energy
>mess around on my phone for a few hours in the back room
>go to get my lunch out of the fridge
>someone threw it away
>madworld.wav
>drive home and check in on my mom on a "lunch break"
>drive back to work
>get an impressive amount of work done considering I only "worked" during the last half of my shift
>clock out
>go home, still as exhausted as I was when I woke up
>sit on my bed
>post in this thread

That's about it.

>>34943239
>wake up
>turn computer on
>do stuff on the computer for ages
>get dinner
>continue to use computer
>wash
>go back to computer

Exciting Friday.

>>34943239
>wake up
>drag my ass off to class
>huge project due on wed i have no idea how to do
>go home and do like 5 problems, all i know
>parents drag me to the gym, tell me they're concerned for my wellbeing
>now shitposting, will be dragged off soon to "socialize" as i watch something with them i've seen & don't really want to watch

>>34943239
>wake up at the crack of dawn with a hideous hangover
>force-feed myself some leftover noodles
>drive in bumper-to-bumper traffic for 50 minutes to my psychologist
>have a really, really good session
>go over my severe trust and self-image issues
>get assigned some reasonable homework for the week
>traffic isn't anywhere near as bad on the way home
>go to a japanese grill for lunch
>have a half-day at work
>two hours of training on some shitty software but the rest of the day is a breeze
>get out early
>swing by the store, get a new kitchen knife and cutting board
>pick up a package I missed from Fedex, it's mother fucking Kirby and the Crystal Shards
>more traffic
>get home at long last
>grab a beer
>get some cumin and lime sweet potato wedges in the oven with my new cooking supplies
>confirm that the outfit I bought yesterday has been invoiced and fuck yeah it's in the mail
>get on /r9k/ and see this thread

All things considered today has been fucking spectacular.

>>34943239
join the army u neet

>>34943239
>wake up, 10am
>masturbate twice in an hour
>get a lift into work at 12
>do the absolute bare minimum required while I'm there (supervisor at a supermarket)
>get home at 10pm
>drink until I pass out

rinse and repeat until death

>wake up after sleeping less than 2 hours
>go to my temporary office job where everybody likes me for no damn reason
>text my gf
>panic cause she doesn't answer
>she writes me after about 4 hours telling me her phone died and she had to get a new one
>I reply after 10 minutes
>she hasn't even received the message yet

Tfw tomorrow she's supposed to sleep over at my house but she's not sure she can as she has to convince her parents she's at her friend's.
Idk why I feel like she's probably making just the minimum effort, like she's not willing to do whatever she can in order to come to my place.
I'm afraid she's falling out of love with me and the worst part is that she's not to blame. I still have trouble opening up to her, when we see irl we're much more introverted than when we text each other and I'm always shy, too calm and shot like that.
I don't know how I'm going to handle it all once she leaves me.
Being able to have a somehow mature relationship was like overcoming one of the hardest boundaries I had, considering my social anxiety and depressive tendencies.

>wake up
>drink some tea
>have lunch
>exercise a bit
>shower
>friend who was staying over wakes up
>accompanies me to send a package
>he leaves
>get a haircut
>buy some ear rings
>come back home
>lend a pocket scale to a drug dealer
>sells me weed for a lower price
>have dinner, get ready for the party
>friend calls me, party is cancelled
>feel a little shitty for not being able to have a full normie day, but also thankful for having an eventful day overall
I really wanted to party tho my haircut is fucking fly.

> drag myself out of bed after staring at the ceiling for over four hours; only slept three hours
> eat roast beef sandwich for breakfast even though not hungry
> catch bus 1
> catch bus 2
> sit and enjoy class discussion with my favorite prof; still exhausted as all else
> barely can keep my eyes open
> fall asleep with my eyes open during class; hope to God I didn't drool
> ecstatic I aced my midterm
> drag myself back home
> still can't sleep; so fucking tired
> work on a couple of projects and do research
> cry for feeling so damn tired; too keyed up to fall asleep. Wth??

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>be me
>go to school
>last day in current building because we moved to the new school after break
>every student has to wait in the gym until homeroom starts
>talking to friend (let's call him Juan)
>"Yo, last day here and shit. Let's tear this shit down!"
>whips out his dick
>rubs it all over the water fountain
>wtf.png
>hyped up, he's going full spic
>finds the nearest wall with a hole
>starts fucking pissing in the hole
>at this point, im surprised no one is noticing this shit
>homeroom starts
>skip it and just walk around with Juan
>we go pick up Chad
>we start talking about what we should do next
>spend the next 5 minutes destroying an exit sign
>don't know what to do next
>hour passes
>Juan has an epiphany
>"yo guys follow me"
>we walk into the bathroom
>this nigga literally takes a shit in the middle of the bathroom floor
>THATABSOLUTEMADMAN
>go home
>shitpost on 4chan

>>34946095
fuck off chadlet scum