Wan pley Cowboy?
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>>34979362
no. i stay inside and play cumpooter games insted
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>>34979403
Wan plea soljr?
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>>34979456
Yoo dayooz vold, Anun?
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Why not turn to boipucci? A hole's a hole after all, and you can still practice for girls.
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Why not just use your hand?
>free
>zero risk of STDs/impregnating a bitch
>no performance evaluation/judgement
>you have complete control and only your pleasure matters
>never have to have any kind of relationship
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Because I don't stick my dick in shit, you degenerate. Enjoy your STDs and early suicide, faggot.
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tfw no one fucking your bp right now
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fashion thread. who here likes fashion? if you don't, that's cool, but fashion is an interesting hobby outside of videogames and things like that. i'd recommend it!
cinq a sept, spring 17
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mary katrantz resort 17
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if you care about fashion bub i got news for you
you ain't straight and you ain't welcome here.
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What sort of health problems are you plagued with, fellow robots?
I have chronic chest pain that comes back every few weeks to a month and at its worst, it feels like Im going to have a heart attack. I've been to 3 doctors just to make sure and they all say Im healthy but suffer from high levels of anxiety which cause my chest pain.
I've also been spitting out bloody saliva as of lately and it's been freaking me out since I think I might have cancer or something scary but Im sure it's probably more to do with my wisdom teeth and half-assed oral hygiene.
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I have alopecia areata. I get these ugly weird bald spots in the back of my head and its a hassle to deal with
I have high blood pressure but my doc says Im relatively healthy and its more to do with my panic attacks which pumps up my adrenaline too much
I have bad muscle pain and am constantly on pain killers which keeps me functional
Sometimes i wonder why god cursed me with such a miserable existence. Well at least i dont have cancer. But for all I know i might be fucked in the future with it
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Ive been feeling weird vein palpitations all over my body as of lately. My neck also feels weird and stiff. Fuck i wish i had health insurance but Obongo just had to make it impossible for me
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>>34979139
Go to a free local clinic. If you get billed, it'll probably be like 20 bucks or something.
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Why is life so painful?
Existence is suffering
I cant take this anymore
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>>34978922
>tfw can't understand this feel
I see I still have a long way to fall
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>>34978922
I don't know, my guy. But if you figure it out please tell.
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>>34978938
The fall into the abyss, the endless darkness, never ends
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Why don't you just get Tinder? It's so worth it
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>Why don't you just get Tinder? It's so worth it
I refuse to use facebook and I do not want to support proprietary softwarealso I'm fucking gaaaaaaay lmaoo
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Only worth it if you have a job.
Then you can use boost or pay for tinder pro (one boost free a week, but still charges you for pro)
Otherwise you will only get a match a week or month. Just like the person's account in your photo.
I can tell that person isn't a chad since chad wouldn't have to pay for 100 matches. He would've gotten 500 in a week or month
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I don't think I'd find the type of girl I want on Tinder.
Also Tinder facilitates degeneracy and I don't want to support its use.
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Is anal being superior to vaginal the most enduring mystery of human sexuality? It was by design supposed to be a fringe fetish for weirdos who like poop on their dicks, but turned out to be what most men consider the ultimate goal in sex life. How do you explain that shit?
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>>34978661
Turs you on. Cumming don't feel as good though. Its not enough room in there so it becomes a vacuum or something.
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>>34978661
Memes, brah. It's not actually better than sex. But you convince enough people it builds and builds. Also, there is the challenge aspect of it. That someone would let you stick something in their pooper does wonders for the ego.
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>>34978684
>No room
>Vacuum
Are you legit retarded?
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>2017
>using jizz rags
>jerking off in your undies
>using socks
>not buying a new sheet from target, jizzing in it, then returning it as brand new, cumstain hidden
>not learning to fold bedsheets perfectly for packaging due to watching open security cam footage at target
>not jerking off to the hot stacy who works at the snackbar
>not ensuring every sheet in target has your mark
>having gf
Must be nice to be an unclean fag with jizz articles in his home.
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>>34978504
It's a good thing I keep my cum in cake frosting bins then give it to the goodwill store like it's new.
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>not nutting on your neighbor's house in 2 degree wind chill
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>having any neighbors
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Do you WANT to marry and raise children? Or what endgame do you want for yourself?
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death.
i want pain to fade away.
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>endgame
no endgame for me because i will live forever
i will become one of the elites who are selected for the rollout of life extension technology.
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>>34978465
Good 4 you!
Most people fear death. Do you at all care about your actions or do you feel like it doesn't matter at all what happens to you?
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To any folks on here who don't even have friends online...
How you holdin' up?
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>>34978197
Feeling pretty average my dude
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don't have friends online, or don't have friends who are online?
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It sure is great how long lives are
See you for the next 30-50 years
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What's my endgame /r9k/?
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>>34978169
To meet her in personso she can laugh at how small your penis is?
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Does anyone else tie up their cock to keep fapping after already cumming a few times?
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>>34978249
how does /r9k/ fap?
does /r9k/ own a sex toy?
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>video games aren't much fun these days
>im soon to old to shitpost on r9k
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>>34978118
I think i'm going to become one of those HAMradioaboos.
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26 year old here. Who knew hangovers could feel this bad?
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>>34978118
>tfw too old to lose my virginity
ITT: Why did you not become a Stacy? What was stopping you? How do your parents feel about how you turned out, versus your sisters (if applicable)?
Do you hope to become Stacy/a normie in the future?
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>why did you not become a Stacy?
Because I'm far too jaded and cynical to be a normie.
>what was stopping you?
I'm too poor to spend money on hair, my facial aesthetics aren't too great, I have an emo vibe to me. Also I'm really comfortable being a NEET, reading and playing vidya.
>How do your parents feel about how you turned out?
My mum somewhat enables my life style. I mean, I guess I'm not that much of a /fembot/ in the first place, I have a few pals, and I have a qt. shut-in bf. I've got bad social anxiety (not self-diagnosed), but I don't think either of my folks care too much.
Both of my parents obviously favor my sister more, she's the prettier one, and she has a boyfriend, a job - she's moved out. They used to compare me to her a lot, but I guess now the two of 'em realize I'll never be like my sister? That I'm somewhat comfortable in my own little degenerate bubble. Idk. It's not something I think about too much, anyhow.
Cheers for reading my blogpost, I guess.
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The line is being drawn through my heart
And we're conceiving fires through our thoughts
You're just like me
You're just like me
This is everything I wanted to tell you
I'm still in love with everything about you
I feel the wreckage from everything you do
And I'm tired of still waiting
If I told you the truth now
Would you still leave and take my heart?
But I still feel ugly and you're ugly just like me
Will I always lose this game?
This is everything I wanted to show you
I'm no longer scared of anything about you
I lived through the damage from the heart you took from me
And I'm tired of still waiting
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>>34978077
i just wanted a chill place to hang out with some anons
i wanted to share feels and greentext and have a few laughs
i wanted to have a place where i didnt have to interact with normalfags and vain women and reddit meme spouting fucks
i wanted to circle jerk with some fags about how shitty our lives are and why we are too lazy to change it
i wanted to discuss common interest and hobbies, even if it was just something shitty like watching moe anime or something interesting like night walking
but no, you fucking women just have to force your way into places where you dont belong. literally only a handful of places were you are explicitly not wanted and you decide to come and post here anyways, and the worst part being that you actually think you have it just as bad as us or even belong in any way
you dumb sluts come along and just ruin everything with your attention whoring. just fucking ruin everything
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Tsuki (ID: !G5T2yX0e3k)
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The new world does need people.
Website is here! https://systemspace.link/
Social part is not done yet, and not all pages are ready yet.
Tsuki (consisting of RISEN, SYNAPSE, eNdymioN) is recruiting humans in the System Life to move to the LFE System.
Long story short, the construct Systemspace consists of many Systems, and you are currently in the System Life. However, due to Life using too much Aurora, Life will be unlinked from Systemspace on the 1st of July,
2017 (Earth time).
You have a choice of 2 options:
1) Sign in: You will be transported to LFE after death. You keep your memories. (You may stay alive for as long as you want, but please note that if you get Alzheimer's or other loss of memory more than 28 hours before death, you will not be able to retrieve those memories.)
2) Do not sign in, and continue through Life. Once you die in Life, your soul will shatter, causing you to lose all data (personality, memories), and get put in a random System.
If you choose LFE, you will get a new random body in this System. This System is a lot different (mainly, larger, more advanced) than Life.
To sign in, please write the code "a62cd92b2104acbd928ccb29" on a piece of paper, accompanied with a random drawing, and attach the picture to this thread. I attach an EID to your soul and sign you up. You may sign out at any point before the 1st of July, by writing an extra message on the same drawing and reuploading it.
This is an experiment by RISEN, to see how human souls can be transferred to LFE.
I will try to answer all asked questions. You may also email me at [email protected].
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I appreciate your effort, that site is done well even if it makes me feel like I'm having a seizure.
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>>34978128
Thank you. Please do tell me if there's something I can improve!!
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>>34978041
systemssystemssystemssystemssystemssystemssystems wtf gtfo namefag
Do these type of girls exist?
>over 20 and unemployed
>living with parents
>playing vidya all day
>sad and depressed
>no real friends
>insecure about owns look
>virgin
I feel like these kind of girls don't exist, it's much easier to move on with life when you are a female because there's no pressure, women don't break each other's balls. Men on the other hand are always expected to lead in life, those who don't, they live in misery and shame.
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>>34977876
They exist alright, but they don't generally look like that, and a lot of times they'll have a mental illness or history of abuse.
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>>34977876
yes, the extremely unattractive women have it the worse because their entire market value is non existent.
At least the most retarded man can learn how to shovel dirt and make himself useful. An ugly and stupid woman is worth nothing biologically. They exist and they have it horrible.
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>>34977920
What this anon said is pretty accurate