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>2017
>using jizz rags
>jerking off in your undies
>using socks
>not buying a new sheet from target, jizzing in it, then returning it as brand new, cumstain hidden
>not learning to fold bedsheets perfectly for packaging due to watching open security cam footage at target
>not jerking off to the hot stacy who works at the snackbar
>not ensuring every sheet in target has your mark
>having gf
Must be nice to be an unclean fag with jizz articles in his home.
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>>34978504
It's a good thing I keep my cum in cake frosting bins then give it to the goodwill store like it's new.
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>not nutting on your neighbor's house in 2 degree wind chill
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>>34978550
>having any neighbors
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I don't get the appeal of masturbation.
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>>34978504
>2017
>police technology is at its best
>hear reports of semen sheets
>investigate, thinking this is gonna be a big pervert bust
>find out its a total sperglord doing this
>drop the case because prison couldn't make this guys life any worse
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>>34978679
>not going to prison
>not jizzing on every prison sheet
>not getting every other inmate to join in
>daily jizzsheet swaps
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>>34978588
>I don't get the appeal of masturbation.
t. woman
you need a penis to access this forum, how did you get in
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>>34978771
I'm a 19 year old man. I have an uncircumcized penis. I cannot obtain an erection or my skin will tear, at least that's what my mom told me.
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>>34978805
>I cannot obtain an erection or my skin will tear, at least that's what my mom told me.
she doesn't want you to masturbate and has been lying to you
post a pic of your penis, let me diagnose you
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>>34978829
Here. I don't see the appeal, still.
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>>34978885
>Here. I don't see the appeal, still.
...ok maybe you shouldn't fuck with that thing
it's fine if you don't see the appeal, masturbation is not for you
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>>34978885
I think a glass of bleach should clear that right up
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>about to cum
>realise you don't anything to shoot into
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>Must be nice to be an unclean fag with jizz articles in his home.
It is.
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>>34978912
Here I was just a month ago, actually. I stretched too much and felt a ripping in my genital, then looked down and saw thick blood pooling out. My mom just dabbed some seltzer water on it, and the bleeding stopped the next day.
She told me that's what happens if I touch it. I've never touched my penis in my life. I sit down to urinate.
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>>34978943
dude the HRT/cuteboy regimen would be ideal for you
it's time you lost some weight and put that monstrosity in a cage and throw away the key
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>>34978971
But I only weigh 120lb :( my mom says my little tumtum is just extra padding!
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>he doesn't cum on his teenage sister's underwear so she will get pregnant
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>>34979022
>not cumming in your mom's sheets
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>>34979036
>not cumming in your daughter's vagina
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>>34979059
>not cumming into stranger's panties at public dryers
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