What's my endgame /r9k/?

>>34978169
To meet her in person so she can laugh at how small your penis is?

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Does anyone else tie up their cock to keep fapping after already cumming a few times?

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>>34978249
how does /r9k/ fap?

does /r9k/ own a sex toy?

>>34978249
That doesn't work on me. And I imagine it's unhealthy.

>>34978249
>>34978286
op did you seriously just get off in under a minute?

>>34978528
like any good cooking show you don't need the middle part

>>34978552
you're a witty bastard i'll give you that

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>>34978169
so that's how you put on a condom

>>34978169
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU'RE NOT GOING TO THE BEAT

Holy fuck circuncised cocks look so uncomfortable to fap.
It makes me cringe.

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>>34978953
I have foreskin that covers the bottom third of my head, but it slides back then down my shaft.

>>34978169
>the way he casually put the condom
Is that how it works for people?

Fuck, when I tried a few times it was fucking painful to roll it, it barely fits and I don't think there are bigger condoms that what I've tried.

Also I want to try a fleshlight but I'm too much of a wimp to buy or even order one. Don't want people to find out.

>>34979198

Got the fleshlight plastic case and 3 sleeves (Stoya, Heavenly, Speed Bump) for $100 CND, Shipping was discreet it came in a square box wrapped in brown paper with no logo or company name on it.

>>34979265
>Shipping was discreet
Don't know if you can do that in Europe.

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>>34978953

>In all cases of masturbation circumcision is undoubtedly the physicians' closest friend and ally...To obtain the best results one must cut away enough skin and mucous membrane to rather put it on the stretch when erections come later. There must be no play in the skin after the wound has thoroughly healed, but it must fit tightly over the penis, for should there be any play the patient will be found to readily resume his practice, not begrudging the time and extra energy required to produce the orgasm. It is true, however, that the longer it takes to have an orgasm, the less frequently it will be attempted, consequently the greater the benefit gained...The younger the patient operated upon the more pronounced the benefit, though occasionally we find patients who were circumcised before puberty that require a resection of the skin, as it has grown loose and pliant after that epoch.

[E. J. Spratling. Masturbation in the Adult. Medical Record 1895;24:442-443.]

>>34978876
No, you're supposed to pinch the top bit so the air gets squished out. Makes it less likely to break.

>>34979698
>circumcision
it's like kikes just want to be hated

>>34980043

To be fair, Spratling wasn't Jewish and a lot of the guys who pushed hard for circumcision in the US weren't Jewish either.

A lot of them were just sexual sadists with medical degrees who enjoyed torturing boys.

http://www.noharmm.org/docswords.htm

>>34978169
>>34978249
>>34978286
>>34979096
Got any more webms, brobot?

>>34978169
You're fine. Women won't cheat on you.

They would, on me.