Is anal being superior to vaginal the most enduring mystery of

>>34978661
Turs you on. Cumming don't feel as good though. Its not enough room in there so it becomes a vacuum or something.

>>34978661

Memes, brah. It's not actually better than sex. But you convince enough people it builds and builds. Also, there is the challenge aspect of it. That someone would let you stick something in their pooper does wonders for the ego.

>>34978684

>No room
>Vacuum

Are you legit retarded?

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Psychological power domination timey wimey kinda thing.

>>34978661
Its not a mystery its simulated rape. That plus its like fucking a virgin every time.

i hate anal. nothing about it turns me on at all. but anal pron pops up constantly.

>>34978661
Girl butts are the true patrician fetish
Fucking a girl's poophole is the mark of a true gentleman

>>34978661
Isn't the ass designed to be an exit?

Right?

Am I missing something?

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>>34979416
It's hot cause you're breaking the rules of nature by shoving your dick in them

>>34979449
What's hot about "breaking the rules of nature"?

It's better because it is worse for her.

>>34979511
Explain.

>You have been muted etc.

>tfw no bf to bully me into doing anal

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>>34979469
You must be a riot at parties.

>>34979530
Fuck off.

>won't get muted

>>34979568
>>34979577
Can you or can you not explain it?

>>34979568
>You must be a riot at parties.
posting this reddit normalfag shit here

I guess it is something of a mystery.
I stuck it up a girl's ass. She liked anal more then vaginal. Very strange.

I heard that for some girl's the best way to make them orgasm is for you to stick your dick up their ass and go D E E P enough you'll pleasure her in a way that normal sex can't.
Oh and the psychological domination of it.

>>34979658
Mysterie solved, if you like anal then vaginal you can still make babies.

>>34979469
...Really? Doesn't sticking your dick in an area it shouldn't go in give you a taboo rush?

>>34979535
>tfw no fucktoy to slide my dick into anally

>>34979658
I mean.....don't get me wrong, I've fucked a few girls in the ass, but that was years ago.

I feel a little more grown up now, and now I think it's disgusting.

>>34979715
No. I don't like shit on my dick.

>>34979715
>tfw no fucktoy to slide my dick into anally
I can be your cock sleeve anon. I'm a good listener, I will become the best cock sleeve there is for you. Please?

>>34979723
I enjoyed doing sexual things with my gf.
Oddly enough I never cummed in her ass.

I guess I'm not that into it now though.

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>>34979734
Enema

>>34979748
So lewd

I find both the vagina and anus visually appealing, but vaginal penetration is superior. I enjoy eating ass more than pussy though, because of how smooth and tender a woman's butt cheeks are against my face. It also helps that my wife has an abnormally pristine anus that is very smoooh with a delicate pink color. Anal sex however, is too much hassle and stress for something that doesn't feel different than vaginal. It's just a meme.

The very best is actually period sex, now that's a mystery of nature

>wife has/uses anal beads during sex
>I won't fucking touch them because thats gross

>>34979818
>married a woman
>won't even eat her poop
How are you enjoying your loveless relationship?

>>34979530
It is gratifying to know she is letting you fuck her ass for your own pleasure, despite it being uncomfortable for her.

Yeah no thanks. Anal guys are just super vocal. My life doesn't revolve around sex, just regular stuff gets me off and I do better things with my life.

>>34979469
It's a homosexual thing, Anon. It's well known any guy that likes anal would enjoy experiencing a penis inside of their butt at some point. There's literally nothing wrong with that.

>>34980403
>t. a sexually boring person who will never satisfy anyone else making them useless once they hit 30

>>34980383
Well, when you put it like that, it just seems unhealthy and selfish.

>>34980424
Well, since it's an exit, there's literally nothing right with it either.

>>34979637
taboo, rebellious, naughty. people like that stuff

>>34979416
>designed

surely you meant evolved to be an exit?

>>34978661
Its about scarcity, anything that's less common people tend to think is better by default.