To any folks on here who don't even have friends online...

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>>34978197
Feeling pretty average my dude

don't have friends online, or don't have friends who are online?

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It sure is great how long lives are
See you for the next 30-50 years

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>>34978213
I am addressing posters here who have neither online nor offline. People with no friendly human contact, and possibly no family to interact with.

>>34978209
What are you doing tonight?
>>34978274
Is your period of isolation affecting your ability to think or speak?

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>>34978306
>Is your period of isolation affecting your ability to think or speak?
I don't think so. I find that the sort of stuff I find funny, either people think it's hilarious or they just don't get it.
I think you're one of those people that don't get a lot of things.

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Fine i guess

Filling the void is hard but internet helps me with that.

I tried developing another personality just to have someone to talk.
But its too hard and risky.

>>34978306
Browsing 4chan until I pass out, like I do everyday.

I'm holding up pretty well desu, even though I have been sick all week.

Another term of uni starts next week, not looking forward to drifting through the hordes of normies.

>tfw can't even keep online friends
end me please

>>34978197
I can't make online friends because
>no steam
>no skype
>black so a lot of robots don't want to be friends
There's always circle jerk group chats and drama whenever it comes to making online friends anyways.

I don't have friends online because I am too distractable to even make an account on steam.

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>>34978331
Totally separate question my man, you gave no indication in your reply that you were a basket case
>>34978341
If you have time and a little money for supplies, get started with painting. Painting along with Bob Ross is educational and therapeutic.
>>34978371
Has excessive exposure to 4chan influenced your preferences in women?
>>34978404
Bring music with you my man
>>34978407
I know the feel, I do nothing but solo queue in Overwatch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTEKGOi6SVg

>>34978680
>Has excessive exposure to 4chan influenced your preferences in women?

Nope.

I have online friends, but for the last month or so I just kind of blocked everyone out. I don't even know why, I open steam and then quickly set my status to offline, none of my friends have talked to me for weeks and I'm sure they are worried but I can't even bring myself to talk to them. I isolate myself for no reason. I guess I kind of thought that they were the ones that were bringing me down but I know that's not really it. I just kind of logged off and haven't talked to them since.

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The last person I could consider a friend moved away from the region 10 years ago when I was still in high school.

I live where I've been all my life, surrounded by forest and mountain. Completely isolated from anyone I would consider to be a peer. Internet is terrible so I can't actually do anything with people. Graduated and have a degree. Nobody's been interested in hiring me. Haven't made any acquaintances in real life for 9 months. I'm lonely and physically isolated. I can't move out to fix my problems. Suicide isn't an option because I want a decent afterlife. Trying to numb myself to everything but my health keeps getting worse. Stress is catching up.

I don't want sympathy. I'm not worth anyone caring about. I just needed to rant. Know that you all have opportunities that I don't get. No hope for future. No choice but to live. I want to say "help" but nobody can help me except myself. Know that nobody has a purpose except to live in chaos. Fuck you all.

I'm great. I've never had a friend in my entire life, so even though I understand the concept through media I still don't understand it and don't really care.

The normies won. They have totally destroyed me. Please take revenge in my name and those of other anons like me, supreme gentlemen.

On one hand, I'm apparently very handsome, and I have an attractive voice.
I got a few issues that make socializing very difficult for me.
>I have pretty bad OCD, ADHD, and schizoid personality disorder.
Basically I hold people to a high standard of morality and function, I'm inattentive, and if I'm not paranoid and assuming they hate/make fun of me behind my back, I also feel like I can predict their behaviour or reactions. This creates extreme anxiety and invents conflict where there is none.

>abandonedment/trust issues from childhood/teenage years trauma. Basically in one year, a new kid stole my best friend, they tell me I'll never be cool or have friends. I became a scapegoat/prime target for bullying when last year all my classmates where my friends. My grandpa died so my already busy father changed and became angry, unempathetic, and emotionally unavailable. Things never got fixed. I grew up hated by people I used to love, and no longer had a semi-functioning family.

>I cannot connect with men
I had no friends until I was 18. Ive never had a male best friend or any guy friends. I don't know how to bond or be friends with guys. I don't even know how to socialize or bond with my own father or little brother.
Men intimidate me emotionally, as if I assume they hate me or hold me in contempt.


I have lots of love to give to the world. I want to help my countrymen, family, and friends. I want to be a part of this world. It's tantalizing to know people come to me for my looks, but it's my stupidity that ruins my life. All I do is work, eat, vidya, sleep.
Video games are boring now.
How do I befriend other guys?

>>34979043
I used to know.

>>34978680
>listening to music in public

Shit just makes me nervous senpai.
I will just go with the tried and tested, look dead-pan and aggresive to avoid all interaction, and then retreat as soon as I am able.

>>34978680
You hit one of my filters. You've given every indication that you're a garbage person, and it's open season on you.

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i really feel like moving on.

ive been feeling like getting out there and getting a girlfriend more than i ever did before. also, not like it matters, but my feelings towards having offspring are not as negative as they once were. i may be growing up.

Suicidal tbqh. I've finally stopped feeling guilty at the prospect of ending my life despite the fact it would make my mother and sister sad.

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>>34978197
W-Who need's friends
Friends are for homos
I have vidya
Sob*
Why wont anyone talk to me?

>>34979296
Don't forget all of their normie friends that would pretend to be sad for about a day. Just think of all of the normies that you'll upset, especially if it's very public and bloody.

>>34978197
Haven't had a friend in a decade. Have ugly asian gf who worships me though.

I am neutral about it. I don't think I've ever had any true friends. Everyone in grade school and college were just acquaintances to a varying degree.

I get by just fine by having my family support me, talking to my sister, hanging out with my two dogs and talking to you guys on this personal shithole of a website that I've grown to love.

I want to leave and at the same time, I don't. There's just something here that keeps me coming back. Maybe it's the cynicism or my black sense of humor.

>>34978197

Well why don't you join some discord communities? Most of them are very welcoming and comfy.

>have gf
>have literally zero friends, online or otherwise
I'm in some alternate reality, I couldn't even imagine this situation a year ago

>>34978197
Badly

I'm miserable every single day

I drink to numb the sadness

>>34979347
>discord

Is it like real time shitposting through text or something? Do you guys use the voice chat?

I feel that I would be laughed at if I tried to talk online with strangers.

>>34978341
Don't do that gave me psychosis.

>>34979334
The will to continue existing is absolutely brutal. It'll drive you insane, crippled, entirely alone before it allows itself to die.

The reason every inch of the world has been explored, mapped, photographed etc is because it drives us to be curious instead of idle and prone to melancholy. Now that the world has been mapped the death-denying curiosity is driving us to map every inch of each other (facebook, twitter etc) and when that's done (almost is) it'll be more mapping of external space (galaxy) and internal space (virtual realities).

>>34979370

It's real time chat board, there's a voice channel but most of the time people don't use it. There's a lot of r9k discord groups around, there are discord threads that pop up every single day, go join one and be friendly.

>>34979381
Holy shit

That's deep

The search for and desire to create higher art is the same thing

Jesus Christ fuck this

>>34979296
Adopt a religion. At least it will be a barrier against suicide because it's a promise of a better life after this one. Being fedora about this suggestion is only going to end up harming you further. Get some hope.

>>34979381
I would like to be an astronaut. Too bad Im chickenshit about dying in a horrible accident or getting space radiation cancer in old age.

>>34979370
Discord is cancer. It can't replace real relationships. The only real benefit of organizing playing games together is useless for people who are stuck with limited internet.

>>34979402
It may be deep but I'm not claiming it's original.

Zappfe calls it Distraction

Kaczynski calls it the Power Process

Others have called it other things.

>>34979435
It wouldn't be suicide if you got into an accident.

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>>34979424
>You're grown men!

It sure doesn't feel that way

>>34979424
>hey guys, you've passed this arbitrary point in life and should no longer express negative emotions!

>>34979458
Except physical location and inability to relocate. At least you know you're living in civilization so you're semi-self aware about the things you take for granted.

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>>34978197
I had a friend (Female) who I would talk to everyday
I would talk to her
she never talked to me
ever
eventualy I blocked her, took her 4 months to notice that, and she only did it because she needed me, not because she wanted to talk to me

4chan is my only friend

you guys are the only people in the whole world that I feel comfortable socializing with

but only in this weird anonymous form. anything else is too scary.

you're all my friends whether you wanna be or not, you as a collective

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>>34979526
friendly fire, retard. this is a robot thread

>>34979526
saying something in a matter-of-fact way doesn't make it true

>>34979560
cringy desuwa

>>34978197
It's really not difficult to find friends online if you join a non-anonymous community related to one of your interests.

>>34979560
why are you posting this weird pseudo-gore? is real gore too scary for you to save

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>>34979560
trying a bit hard, sport?

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>>34979599
it's nice to be in good company then

>>34979222
And what filter was that?

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>>34979599
>getting triggered by an ms paint drawing of a cartoon frog
you can't make this up

>>34979560
Stop projecting, you moron.
>>34979573
He's a Brony.

>>34979626
The one where you're an attention whoring piece of shit

>tfw social isolation kills your brain
>tfw you'll forever be a fuckup

>>34979712
More like you don't know where to look. Also keep up the edge, I doubt there's any cancer here that will give a fuck.

>>34978197
>How you holdin' up?
Not well
I came 8 times to traps today, purging and restoring every time
4chan is basically my only human contact at this point

>>34979769
You're not physically isolated. Shut the fuck up and get out there.

>>34979785
I have a dump to take that's more important than hanging out in a samefag thread.
I have friends. How does that feel, loser?

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>>34979826
>he thinks hanging out at the edge of a crowd of normies means he has friends

>>34979826
Nothing because we're all anonymous here and you have no idea who you're typing to. :^)

>>34978197
Doing well. Then again, I'm very introverted.

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>>34978755
Online friendships just run their course sometimes. Other times, you get worried that they did and stand off to avoid being seen as clingy. You seem like a nice guy though.
>>34978950
All you can do when your friends move is develop interests in the hopes you share enough with someone that you'll have things to do together. Most adult friendships are either based on work or common interests. Sucks you have to find common ground in a small town though. If you can't stomach football and fishing, make money to leave the hard way: Walmart or Sam's. They get a shit-ton of applicants, sometimes 300 for 3 positions, but the trick to standing out is to be the one guy who sends them a resume. Personnel loves that and it's how I got my job there despite being unpresentable. It's not glorious work, but I'm saving up to a place more like where you are because the city is normie hell.
>>34978966
I like you, glad you found peace.
>>34979043
>I don't know how to bond or be friends with guys
Yeah, the media makes us out to be accessible but figuring out who to talk to, how to talk to them, what humor is suitable, what some people consider good-natured ribbing and at what point they take things personally, the equation's complicated.
>>34979172
Having earphones in gives you a good excuse to be deadpan without aggression.
>>34979222
Not sure what I did to offend you my friend.
>>34979292
What are you going to do tomorrow to work toward this plan? Don't let it become a distant dream, before you know it you'll start getting wrinkles and grey hairs and you'll still be saying "tomorrow's the day!"

Start improving yourself tomorrow and find a qt

>>34979381
This is well-written

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I haven't had any real friends in five years. My two best friends from school have long term gfs and neither bother with me now. I met up with one last August but it's not the same. I had a bizarre relationship with an ex girlfriend who completely abused and manipulated me over the past few months, my only form of social contact. She's leaving the country tonight and wouldn't give an hour of her time to see me.

I don't really have any online friends except a 17 year old Slovakian girl and a 19 year old girl from Arkansas.

>>34979510
You took the words right out of my mouth

I'm eternally grateful for the internet. If it didn't exist I'd be a complete and utter loner with literally zero social contact

Then again maybe it's a crutch that held us back. Who knows.

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fuck these people mayn all they trynna do is put robots down. we're better off on our own.