Why don't you just get Tinder? It's so worth it

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>>34978775
>Why don't you just get Tinder? It's so worth it
I refuse to use facebook and I do not want to support proprietary software

also I'm fucking gaaaaaaay lmaoo

Only worth it if you have a job.
Then you can use boost or pay for tinder pro (one boost free a week, but still charges you for pro)
Otherwise you will only get a match a week or month. Just like the person's account in your photo.
I can tell that person isn't a chad since chad wouldn't have to pay for 100 matches. He would've gotten 500 in a week or month

I don't think I'd find the type of girl I want on Tinder.

Also Tinder facilitates degeneracy and I don't want to support its use.

>>34978816
This many matches is pretty decent for germany I think, I still got laid so I don't care really lol.

>>34978868
Yeah, it's pretty great brah.
I do the same thing.
But how do you get laid?
Do you get drunk and offer drinks?
I'm with a chick and trying to see how to do it

>>34978816
>on free account
>right swipe 70-80 girls
>0 matches
>repeat

This is pretty much right. I haven't paid for boosts or anything.

I think it requires a Facebook account.

>>34978775
>Install Tinder
>Boy I sure hope I don't get an STD
>Get dozens of matches
>Nobody responds to any of my messages
Ok

>>34978812
WHy don't you use Grindr?

>>34978831
Same position as you. I don't think that the type of girl I'm after would be somebody who would use Tinder. I wouldn't be compatible with the type of girl who would use it.

I've swiped on so many girls on tinder but zero fucking matches. Asians have zero fucking chance.

im scared that someone i know will see my profile

>>34978775
Doesn't work if you are ugly and short, i get no matches on any dating site

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>>34979350
>WHy don't you use Grindr?

what's the point when I can just come to /r9k/?

got about 500 matches in a year's time, went on ~20 dates and fucked about 8 of them on a regular basis, including two girls i already knew irl but who'd never shown attraction before. Now got a long term girlfriend off it.

>>34979404
I'm scared someone will ask how many women I've chatted to and that the answer would be 0

I tried it and the very few time I got a match the girls would never respond to it.

>>34979448
really? im not interested in casual sex and i didnt think any cool girls would be using a hookup app

>>34978775
because i'm not "photogenic".

and please come up with a new baiting shitpost, this is quite stale.

>>34978775
>>34978812

this is such a fucking great app but why the fuck does it have to be

1. phone jewed
2. facebook jewed

Can't anyone finally absolve us from these privacy disrespecting monster things and develop a normal fucking social media site which actually gets popular because this time we have steve jobs and not stallman on our side so you can fuck sluts without the treason

hopefully this shit will be solved when I'm in my prime at least and facebook has gone the way of myspace

>matched with qt
>spoke for a few days
>sent nudes on snapchat
>she seemed keen and said yes for a date
>best girl I've ever spoken to on tinder out of hundreds
>now she's just fucking ignoring me for no reason

what the fuck do I do now

hard mode: don't say forget about her/move on

>>34979536
my current gf is a cute artsy loving type with lots of hidden kinks. She is a little awkward irl which is why she went looking for love though tinder.

There are plenty of cool girls on there.

>>34979580
she's probably seeing other people. not much you can do

>>34979580

>she said yes for a date

where did you go from here that didn't immediately lead to 1) organising a time for the date or 2) getting her actual number?

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>>34979624
cool thanks anon, good to hear a success story on it

Don't see a point in tinder really.
If you're already single it means every female that knows you already decided you're an ugly, dumb, worthless, piece of shit.

>>34979580
Literally move on. I dont care if you think shes the best would 100% be others extremely similar if not exactly the same. i dont mean to be rude but i was in the same situation and trust me its for the best.

>>34979639
I mean possibly, I'm beginning to think she might even be a catfish or she just enjoys the attention and/or playing with guy's feelings

>>34979667
Right after I did she started snapchatting me nudes and asked for my number

>>34979709
ok what snarky message can I send her to make her feel shit or something

>>34979696
problem is i dont know any females

>>34979725
honestly dont know dude, personal stuff is usually the best or just the causal "ok cool"

>>34979725
Message a picture of you fucking another female

Please no fat or ugly bitches

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>>34980026
GOD TIER FLEX

>>34979972
>>34980026
i'm actually thinking she might even be a catfish

should I ask?

>>34980084
go for it


originaldo comentendo

>>34980084
I don't know, just in case she might not be, you don't wanna fuck it up

I mean I guess you can "You catfishin' me, bitch?" But that ought to get you nowhere fast just in case she's not.

>>34979624
How many swipes did it take to find her? Just got through an hour of bumble and tinder and only one seemed to be cool, and they're probably already swarmed with men...

>>34980149
what's something better to say then?

>>34980084
Yes tell her to put shoe on head to make sure then post results here

>>34980236
"Damn, I mad we didn't get to go on a date. QUIT PLAYIN' GAMES WITH MY HEART - Backstreet Boys

>>34980291
That's supposed to say I'm

>>34978775
Post more of Sanne pls

>live in small town
>Get a couple of matches
>They don't reply to me at all
Why bother swiping to me if you aren't even going to bother message me wtf. I guess they must have done it by accident. Surely not everyone expects stupid pick up lines?

>>34980291
seems lame

>>34980350
Some girls like lame references

>start using tinder
>see girl who's seriously fucking ugly but seems like a nice person
>want to swipe left but can't because I feel so sorry for her
>close app

I haven't even matched with anyone yet, and this is already stressing me out.

>>34980185
that depends, probably helps if you live in a good place. I live in a cosy European capital so there's no shortage of gf material.

>>34980528
Tinder is shallow, that's why only chads and females are successful on it

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>just matched with this

Well, I always thought I could spot them, but he looks better than 90% of my matches

>>34979934
Sure you do. They all just decided you were a piece of shit and to stay away from you.

I am not hot enough for tinder. I swipe swipe and swipe and get no matches. It's pissing me off.

>>34980567

Gonna smash that boipucci?

>>34978775
nice try chad, I got banned for being too ugly

>>34978775
What do I even write on my tinder profile to seem moderately interesting? I have a okcupid profile where I've mostly just answered their questions instead of writing about myself, and I only get a match every other day or so.

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>online dating
No
Seriously I can't bring myself to ever date online, i don't want to find someone though the intention of finding someone.

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I never get any matches
Even if I like everyone.

And its 99% stacy whores anyway

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I started using tinder around 3 weeks ago

currently got 20 matches, in total i'd have a couple more

0 bots, few fatties but for the most part girls id stick my dick in to

around 80% never respond, even the girl that super liked me.

out of those 20+ matches only 2 actual conversations happened, 1 of wich was short and boring, the other was good as i felt the girl was really similair to me so it went well to the point i got her number. but after a few days she seems very unapproachable so im pretty sure shes not interested.

>its so worth it.

the fuck you mean faggot?

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Nobody fucking replies to me, and when they do shit like this happens (this literally happened a few minutes ago)

>messaged a girl last night saying this outdated normie joke ''I would drag my balls through 200 yards of broken glass to hear you fart through a walky talky'', not really intending it to be serious
>she replies with a gif of a woman looking flustered saying thank you
>see this as a positive
>ask her what she's doing in the UK (she's american)
>she replies ''black guys''

Unmatched her straight away

REEEE WHY DID SHE EVEN MATCH WITH ME THEN!?

>>34981465
What do you have on your profile?

>>34981493
Literally one picture, me playing guitar with a faggy filter on it. I know I need to add more photos and the guitar probably looks douchey but it's literally the only photo I have of myself where I don't look fuck ugly. I also have this picture on my instagram and a qt girl liked it so I thought girls might be into it

>>34981532
i mean on your About me or whatever the fuck is on Tinder for that

Tbh I just get pissed off that a 2/10 whale does not match with me when i get told im probs 5/6

>>34981563
Nothing, kek

original

>>34981612
Oh. Okay. Fair enough

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>>34981465
You gotta roll with the punches. Could have said something like "well, we do have better rappers" or something. She made a bold statement and she knew it, so you need to say something that trivializes it. Instead you REEE'd the fuck out and failed the shit test. In any case, you're not looking for wifey material on tindr, so why get so worked up that she's blacked? Fact is you matched her. So just get in her pants, use protection, and let her worry about eventually being a single mother.

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Normie Tinder is boring, most conversations are dull and tedious. Getting matches is not as great when 90% are incredibly boring people.

I've now pivoted to a very specific tinder profile where I basically try to recruit people for kinky parties. Already have 2 coming for sure and 1 on the fence. 2 more dates next week, one of which will also most definitely join.

Tinder becomes a lot more fun when you skip the boring part and get interested people. But you will get a lot less people. Out of 60 matches only 6 or 7 dates.

pic related is probably my best catch yet, got a date on Tuesday

>>34981664

She looks cute, what's so interesting about her? Tell us more.

What are these parties supposed to involve?

>>34981718
>What are these parties supposed to involve?
Sex-orgies with drugs.

>>34981803
Noyce.

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>>34981718

The parties are super fun if you are into that kinda thing. Basically get a sexy outfit like pic related, men usually go for leather & lots of skin but generally everything sexy and interesting is allowed. Inside everything is allowed including sex which happens quite often. Its still a party with a dancefloor and some chillout areas. Super cool atmosphere if the people are not assholes and respect each others boundaries.

So basically I vaguely mention goin to the parties in my bio and I also have a pic of me in an outfit.
I was kinda surprised cause she doesnt look like the usual candidate for this kinda thing. 20 y/o and a ballerina. But she said she was interested and wanted to meet up and talk about it. I'm interested to see how well she holds up after I tell her some stories.

>>34981803
Actually I have not crossed into swinger party territory yet so while there is sex it's definitely not a big orgy, more like a party with no imposed boundaries so things happen.

>>34981849
I sincerely hope everyone at your party gets gassed or somehow killed. Maybe a house fire or something.
Haha, just kidding. Thats would I would say if you weren't lying.

>>34981891
Google KitKat parties my man

>>34981718
Tupper wear party and manicure

>>34981664
>>34981849
>Chad McThundercock is dangling his successes in front of poor NEETs again
Why do you do this? You know that for the average person here this is as close to reality as a fantasy novel. Most people here are lucky if they manage to get a date and a semi-stable relationship and you just come in here bragging about your sex parties you recruit Stacies for.
Do you have no compassion? No empathy for the ones less fortunate than you? You are the equivalent of a rich man burning money in front of a beggar.

>>34982076
Another newfag beleiveing alternative facts on internet.

>>34982076
I lost my virginity 2 years ago at 22. I have never been in an actual relationship. Everything that's now happening is because I finally managed to get off my ass and do stuff. Also I found some friends who really helped me come out of my shell.

So while I wont tell you that its easy, I tell can tell you its possible.

Also, like I said, dont assume these girls are stacies, most of them are wierd but in a good way. I don't really discriminate about looks anymore. If a person is interesting I will meet and talk with them. The pic I posted is the exception.

>>34978775
Alles beta tier Frauen.

I set my Tinder to show dudes just to see what I'm up against once. There are so many hot Chads it's insane. It's one after another of hot, muscular guy. I suddenly realized why I was getting no matches, I never had a prayer

>>34982196
Well, that is inspiring a lot of confidence that not just Stacies, but also every other kind of girl is happy to go to fetish sex parties with you. Meaning that even if I should ever meet that qt, mousy girl there is a real chance that she went to some perverted party. I will keep that in the back of my mind in order to further fuel my paranoia.

>>34982272
Get used to it. Plain looking people are sometimes the freakiest. Also the most fun. Learn to enjoy yourself my man

>People complaining about 0 matches

Maybe because you live in a city with 1 million people and you're ugly as sin?

>>34979404
this and catfish me or something

A sure fire way to get someones number on tinder.

Eyes emoji
wait for them to respond
number?

that's it. two messages

>>34978775

>started using tinder about a year and a half ago at uni
>got a lot of matches due to good male/female ratio
>got around 10 FWBs out of it
>Graduate and move back to my hometown
>No more matches, like 1 a week if I'm lucky

Imo it's only really worth it, especially paying for it at university/ college where there is a high concentration of girls in the 18-21 age range.

>>34980084
Coming from a cyborg with lots of female friends / a few pasts GFs, she found someone else. Just move on because if she wanted to talk she wouldnt be ignoring you, dont be so entitled she doesn't owe you an explanation. But at the same time I've seen many girls ghost a guy because they found someone else and are too afraid to tell the truth to the previous guy

I live with my parents.
I don't have a driver's licence.
I'm a filthy neckbeard.
I'm timid boring coward everything-less virgin.

>>34982358
There is a difference between being freaky in the bedroom with your partner and being freaky at a party where you don't even know 90% of the people. A difference between intimacy with a loved one and a perverse spectacle to satiate your basest of desires.

Also pretty sure that attitude ("Get used to the degeneracy", "Learn to enjoy yourself without thinking about consequences") will be the end of us all. Hedonism has never lead to anything but ruin.

I never got a match on Tinder. Now, granted, I have a shitty profile picture, but it shows my face decently enough. I don't want to put too much effort into it because if I still don't get any matches it is going to mess with my head even more.

>>34978775
>>34978775
>>34978775

Nice bait, my dude. We all miss the tinder shilling thread desu.

>>34982532
Whats stopping you from trying?