Okay, so i've been saving some DMT. It weighs about .2 and came in a small little baggie. It looks kinda like crystal meth.
I've had it for some time and I've been waiting for an opportunity to trip, but now I finally have the house to myself, so it's trip time. Since it looks like little crystals, I'm just going to sprinkle half the amount i have on top of a weed bowl. I was told this was the way to do it.
I've never dome DMT before. I have no experience with psychedelics. How hard is this going to hit me? Anything I should keep it mind before I do it?
Also, it is exactly 12:09 in the afternoon as I am writing this. My family is getting back around maybe 5pm to 6. I should be okay by then, right?
>>35134021
What drugs have you tried before, OP? What kind of shape are you in? What kind of environment and setting are you currently in? Have you eaten at all today?
(OP) was never heard from again. We can only hope all went well and they didn't die. Until next time. Signing off...
buddy its only going to last around 15 minutes. It is preferable to vaporize the DMT but I guess if you sandwich the crystals right it should work out. My go to is just a glass voss bottle with a hole drilled in the side. Make sure you DONT BURN the crystals. Everyone fucking burns the DMT and wastes it Ive seen it happen so many times. Make sure you get a massive rip and hold it as long as possible. If it is legit stuff you will be hit by it right away. Your body will become paralyzed (like when you are dreaming), youll hear crackling, everything sort of gets pixelated and starts to shake and then you start to trip mega hard. DMT was my first psychedelic as well lol It would be good to have a sitter if possible. have fun nigger
Size doesn't matte--
It's only 7in, that's average
>>35133994
Amazon always puts bullshit #1 sellers. Look how many reviews.
>>35133994
why does it show someone holding it? Are people expected to masturbate these dildos?
the FBI will investigate you and harass you if you spend a lot of your time here. last year someone on here was dropping hints that they knew me in real life, I even saw an FBI agent walking around my neighborhood, and some weirdo in a car who drove by my front house, stopped, made prolong eyecontact with me, then drove off, and just now a police helicopter flew directly over me and placed its spotlight on me while I was outside doing jump rope exercises in my backyard. i guess they think I'm some angry, jealous, envious loner who makes them nervous with my /nightdriving/. fuck off! i only drive to places I know where to get to, so yes that entails old schools I once attended (because it's night time and I don't like driving to new places). i kill time driving around while my parents think I'm in night classes.
so let's go ever some facts about me
>i don't own gun
>i have no interest in buying guns
>i don't even know where to get guns
>if i did know where to get guns I am too much of a hermit to actually go and buy them
>why the fuck am I even talking about guns?
>i am a spic
>spics are chaotic neutral because they are mixed with everything and can empathize with each racial viewpoint
>i am not a fucking Muslim
>i come from a Catholic background
what else do you shills want to know about me?
>hur dur you sound psychotic/schizophrenic
You guys have been flying over my house for awhile now, and zapping me with some kind of government lazer.
Don't be coy with me.
>>35133940
But I don't live in the United States and I'm not a citizen of it?
>>35116943
why do these fucking roasties think they can be robots?
"chad fucked me and didn't talk to me again"
"I only got free shit from 5 of my orbiters :((("
REEEEEEEEEEEE GET OFF MY BOARD
>>35133655
where do I get orbiters from? I want free shit.
>>35133655
Women have it harder in life, especially because people discriminate against us and pay us less. Plus, despite being better at them, no one lets us have STEM jobs.
>>35133676
GET
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I want to die.
What motives you to not kill yourself. Honestly, the only reason I haven't put a bullet in my head is because I have a cat and the idea of something bad happening to him after I die makes me sad.
Apart from that, literally nothing keeps me here.
How do I find happiness? Or at least a reason to live
Then maybe you should die. Fucking weirdo
The only thing that can bring happiness for a man is success in some form. If you have an idea for an attainable project that you want to do, working on that could help. And I mean a project of your own making, a project that you actually like. Not a project assigned to you by Mr Jewberg at work or Professor Goldstein at South Carolina American Medical (S.C.A.M.) University. And of course, there is social success which drives the vast majority of normie men. But I'm guessing that's out of the question for you
>>35133611
Why do you want to die?
How was your childhood?
>He imagines himself standing in front of a crowd and speaking while masses of people listen to him and admire his intelligence
Is this you anons? Is the only thing left to look forward to are your fantasies? Pathetic!
sounds like you need a hug. its okay anony.
>>35133552
Mine is playing music in front of a crowd of people I went to highschool with and they all get really impressed by my talent.
>>35133626
I need a blowjob.
You're alone
Nobody loves you
So why don't you just become the villain they assume you are? You owe this cruel world nothing
>>35133424
>I will never have a Death Note
>>35133424
I already am. My existence alone offends some people.
I guess that is true. Mostly no one loves me as I am neither the villain or the hero or an average being, just a loser.
>brother molested me as a child
>beat me every day
>beat me so bad he broke bones
>mom still likes him better and tells me that all the time
It gets worse
He gets a gf
>I'm alone
He's skinny
>I'm fat with stretch marks
He has hair
>I'm bald
Should I just say fuck it and buy a shotgun and waste this fucker? I literally want to die every day anyway and I'm just a burden on the world. I just want to die so bad.
Get back at him by becoming successful and losing weight and by being happy. Putting him six feet under, making everyone hate you more and love him more, and then being in jail for the rest of your life won't learn him nothing.
>>35133307
I can't succeed I'm stupid and live in the middle of nowhere and I have an actual dream so I don't do college
>>35133307
>and then being in jail for the rest of your life won't learn him nothing.
>Implying OP wouldn't turn the shotgun on himself.
>mom found the semen swimsuit
My life is over
this is quite possibly the most vile sight to have visited mine eyes.
did you buy it or steal it from some girl?
>>35133280
>being this much of a newfag
OUT OUT OUT
>>35133302
just because I'm a newfag doesn't mean I don't have brain problems
post your art ITT it doesn't matter whether it is good or shit. Pic related, MS paint design
>>35133192
Why did you draw that?
>>35133221
I draw how/what I feel
>>35133192
been drawing for about a month now. drawing from imagination is a real bitch
>have $50 for the next three weeks to live on
>live in tiny ass car
>its cold again (Wisconsin)
>have to work and go to school so I don't end up completely fucked
>manlet
>no gf to cuddle
>found out mom has been spending education savings money so I have to pay taxes on 5000 of ditributions
>already have 5k in debt at school, they pay nothing
>I will have to leave this mcdonalds soon and go to sleep at a truck stop again
>how many more months can I take this (I am at 4)
at least I have taken up the hobby of peeing in every sink I can, it is quite the thrill.
>>35133065
Become a trap and make money getting pegged by truckers
>>35133093
I wish I was homeless but not in Wisconsin in la or Miami
There's so much sexual content on this board, suggestive or explicit, yet you all want your gfs to be pure virgins.
What the fuck?
>>35132898
It's the normalfags. They are doing the same thing here as they did to /b/.
Really perplexes my peanuts.
>>35132898
>yet you all
I don't think that's necessarily true, anon. There are a LOT of anons on here that are flat out fucking degenerates, and then there's another group that are obsessed with the purity meme.
Aside from that, there's a big difference between consuming smut and partaking in smut. Personally, I've never done anything sexual with anybody who I wasn't in an extremely committed relationship with (just one, though that's in the past now), and never would. I wouldn't mind if I was with a girl who's not a virgin, but I'd NEVER want to be with a girl who did anything sexual in a non-extremely committed relationship. At the same time, I absolutely love hentai, probably due to developing crushes on anime girls when I was a child.
what is the best colour for a chastity cage? I'm not a trap really, just a twink
>>35132791
Clear. You don't have to worry about it matching an outfit
Clear, or one of the metal bar ones.
>>35132853
yeah, I've heard the metal cages aren't very comfortable
If you were to kill yourself, how would you do it?
Do you want it to be painless?
Long fall from tall building, probably. Apparently the most painful thing about it is the regret you feel before you splatter on the ground and ruin somebody's day.
I'd like to ask, could I visit/move to another country just to get a painless lethal injection? Or is there anything painless that doesn't ruin my organs so they can donate them?
>>35132774
Ideally I would OD on something but since I don't have access to anything that could kill my I'd probably just slice my wrists/arms. When I think about it, I don't care too much about th pain. I mean, I'm going to die anyways. All the suffering I could feel would be forever forgotten once my consciousness dissapears. However, I'm sure that if I were to actually attempt suicide, knowing I'd feel a lot of pain would trigger something in my brain that cold stop me from going through with it.
I need your help robots. A mysterious girl started messeging me on facebook, saying she saw me in her reccomended and that she liked me.
We've talked for a while now and she seems legit, but I'm not 100% certain. She wants me to go to California and visit her, or she is willing to come visit me over the summer.
Has anyone had this happen? If she's fake, what could her motives be? She hasn't asked for any sexual pics or any money, just likes to chat about TV and food.
What should I make of this?
someone is fucking with you
>>35132761
well pal, never give nudes or money or vital info.
Happy texting.
(poor sod)
>>35132761
1. Have you ever spoken to her on the phone?
2. Have you ever video chatted with her?
3. How busy/active is her Facebook profile?