Size doesn't matte--

It's only 7in, that's average

>>35133994
Amazon always puts bullshit #1 sellers. Look how many reviews.

>>35133994
why does it show someone holding it? Are people expected to masturbate these dildos?

>>35134488
unironicly this. plus its girth is pathetic, looks like less than 5 inches

>>35134783
Lol
Origiduiftofififig

>>35134746
For scale
Are you dim

>>35134783
1.6" x pi = 5.0265482457

>>35134783
>girth is pathetic
It's above average.

>>35134807
>>35135066
>>35135090
t.dicklets

As someone with what I consider to have an average to below average cock (7x5.25in. I really cant imagine being any smaller. Is it a constant nightmare for you guys?

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7 inches is average, the government and liberal media releases "studies" showing that the average is considerably less in an attempt to decrease the massively high male suicide rate.

This is absolute fact, I know you guys will try to refute it to save your ego but there's no use.

>>35135268
>implying someone would commit suicide because they have a small dick

pathetic

>>35133994

If you think "size doesn't matter" in 2017 with the abundance of porn (pro or amateur) and basic logic available to you, you're either retarded or in denial.
It's literally the most important factor in determining whether or not sex is enjoyable.

>>35135268
Ahh the world governments must be colluding then, cause even the big dick african countries don't report a 7 in. average.

>>35135325

>feeling inadequate and emasculated won't any effect on a mans mental health

Okay retard, I think it's about time for bed

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>>35133994
Oh look another troll thread where the same troll bumps the thread hoping to try and make people feel bad because the troll is a fat nasty cunt who cant get dick or a cuck that isnt a man and dissapoints his entire family.

Someone buy me one of those

>>35135399

>report

Yeah exactly you fucking retard, these reports you read are the same published material trying to increase male confidence therefor lower the male suicide rate.

The incredibly disproportionate amount of men commuting suicide compared to women isn't just a problem in the western world it's everywhere.

>>35135268

My sister is an editor for men's health magazine and told me this exact same thing

Dicklets BTFO

>>35135208
>under 5.5" girth
>average

>>35133994
>#1 best seller
>modeled after an uncut penis

how can cutfags compete?

>>35135557
... it's clearly cut anon

>>35135547
top reading comprehension there dicklet

>>35135607
>talks shit about reading comp
>has no reading comp himself
lmfao

>>35135586
youre cut, arent you?

its not modeled after a cut dick because you can see the folds of skin under the glans. if that were a real dick, those folds would be an indication of extra skin, which would be able to cover the glans.

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>>35135268
>Illuminti NWO holds meetings to talk about how they can fudge the numbers on dick size so as to dissuade suicides

>>35135268
This. They also claim the average male height is between 5'9 and 5'11, when it's really between 6'2 and 6'4. If manlets and dicklets realized what a terrible lot they've been dealt, they'd stop being productive citizens.

>>35135268

I've read multiple articals about this and you're right, the world average is 6.5-7 out of 1 million penises measured all around the world. Keep in mind the massive Asian population with tiny dicks actually lowers this average so realistically if you live in the western world and have less than 7 inches you're small.

>>35135671
I have those folds and I'm cut, idk why you're so butthurt that it's modeled after a cut dick, it's an american webstie with a primarily american userbase anyways so obv. the promoted material would be for americans.

Guys, for gods sake, you can buy hollow strapons if you really really feel you need a big cock to please your woman. Please stop inventing extra reasons to be insecure.

>>35135268
>7 inches is average, the government and liberal media releases "studies" showing that the average is considerably less in an attempt to decrease the massively high male suicide rate.

This make so much sense it's scary

>>35135709
>6'2-6'4 being average

Maybe in China or for women.

>>35135745
im not butthurt and im not the guy you originally replied to.

if youre cut and have those folds, then that should mean your flaccid pee pee would be completely covered by foreskin. who knows though, whatever. no point arguing about this. maybe your flaccid penis is larger than average flaccid penises.

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>>35135268
tfw I'm 7" anyway
:)

>>35135780
it makes sense if you are not a very good thinking person.

im not going to argue with you. the statement youre praising is stupid and baseless. i KNOW you are going to want to argue with me, for whatever obscure reason, but im not going to respond as this is a very dumb thing to talk about.

>>35133994
>be me, dicklet
>dedicated entire life to having a chad exterior
>roasties think they're getting a big dick but instead they realize I'm small when it's too late
>impregnate them then leave
>have hundreds of children running around with my small dick genetics

Who else uses the fact that they have a small dick to motivate them into giving a big middle finger to nature itself and muddying humanity itself? Feels pretty good bros.

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>>35135709
6'2-6'4 isn't average unless you count all the asian women in the world

>>35135745
It's clearly an uncut dick, you fucking inbred. Cut dicks don't have those folds, but hey, enjoy your sandpaper glans, alright ?

>>35135325
I could totally picture myself doing that

>>35135325

>implying it isn't insanely depressing to feel emasculated and sexually inferior

>>35135325
>>implying someone would commit suicide because they have a small dick
t. dumb woman

>>35135268
>in an attempt to decrease the massively high male suicide rate.


Fucking kek, like keeping the fact that there's no Santa from kids to keep them from growing up to fast
I believe it

>>35135866
Found the dicklet

>if you tell me something that makes sense but makes me feel insecure it must be wrong

You're a fucking moron

>>35136257

>this comment reminded me of my less than average penis DISCREDIT REEEE

>>35133994
>tfw I own this dildo
It really doesn't senpai at least if you're talking about for men for roasties of course it matters dicks are literally their only interest if course they want bigger.

>>35136375
It's not rational to see one half assed argument that attempts to disprove thousands of studies and say "hmm, this makes all the sense!". It's just not. It's also pointless to argue with somebody who thinks it is very rational to think that way. Somebody who is that quick to dismiss, like I said, thousands of studies with a half assed argument, is not somebody you want to argue against. It would be a waste of time.

>>35134488
>tfw have an unironic 5" cock and 3" circumference

>>35133994
>1.6" x pi = 5.02

No way that is 5.02" girth
..That hand must be huge

>>35135268
ok i know what you are saying but why should i believe that the world governments are doing that

>>35136592
i feel your pain, fellow 5x3 here

>>35135325
no but it is still hurtful. imagine being told you could never make anyone happy or have a stable marriage cause every time you had a basic urge you would disappoint them. that is how i feel all the time and it contributes to depression. that is why i hate these threads cause it hurts a lot and reminds me of the fact that i can never have a happy loving relationship. i am trying to be celibate but it is very hard. this contributes to an over all lack of confidence which makes it hard to make friends. i try to tell myself " it doesn't really matter that much you can still have a happy life" but being celibate is hard and frustrating and being lonely makes me very sad. i do have suicidal tendencies sometimes but it is never solely cause of my dick its cause i know even if i try very hard to be an interesting or good person i still have to be alone. essentially i have such an overwhelming inferiority complex that i feel a being like i don't have any right or reason to be around other people and can contribute more away from peoples eyes but i get lonely and naturally feel unlovable

>>35136592
>>35136741
>my girth is literally double yours

Feels weird.

>>35133994
i gotta stop coming to r9k and 4chan in general there isn't really anything here anymore

>>35137415
seriously its all fucking cancer here between the narcissists, fembots, and trannies

>>35137466
it is an anxiety thing more than anything else. i like the fear and hatred because i relate to it.

is a 6x5 inch dick good. will women like it.

>>35137608
yeah man, thats average-good

>>35137857
is it i am told anything under 7 and women will want more

>>35133994
It's seven inches from the tip to the bottom of the balls. The usable dick part is probably 6" judging from the picture.

most people who buy these are white men who want to be fucked by BBC

women will just go to the club or approach a chad before resorting to onatoys

>>35133994
>Tfw have a girthy 7" cock

You need a good length/girth ratio, I literally have the perfect cock.

Anything past 7" is pointless, especially if it's skinny as fuck.

>>35138456
>women don't buy dildos

kek m8. you should see the collection some of them have.

>>35133994

WHY IS A MANS HAND STROKING THE DILDO

>>35138529
>camwhores and ecelebs who get paid for dildoing herself is most women

you're a retard m8

>>35135268
nigger what did you just say. this sounds like a huge deal. is this really true

>>35134505
What kind of maladjusted meat toilet fujoshi roastie puts up a dildo review on Amazon?

>>35135268
If they gave a shit about men doing that then they wouldn't do everything in their power to make men's lives a living hell. They'd gut alimony laws, they'd put women on the front lines, they'd only accept female refugees, they'd make sex robots a right to hard-working incels, and they would ban circumcision.

If anything, they want less men.

>>35138535
He's grabbing it for his boipucci

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>>35133994
>whats your job?
>oh im a professional hand model
>"oh wow, that must be a nice job"
>"y-yeah, It makes okay money, h-heh"
>go home and cry over a bottle of liqour because I am really a professional dildo grabber for UTIMI

>>35133994
>supposedly well below average according to /r9k1/
>tfw still a gf
>tfw still seemingly enjoyable enough for her to initiate sex half the time
>sex 3-7 times a week
>imokaywiththis.jpg

insertable is legth 5.3 inches crisis averted

>tfw penis is too big (8 by 6) to have decent sex
>just hurts both of us
Guys youre not missing on much, unless you fuck blown out roasties its just so much effort

>>35136590
Agreed. It's like that crazy guy who thought the Earth was round when every study clearly showed it was flat. People who think the consensus can be wrong should just stop talking.

>>35139778
That's a myth. Everyone knew the earth was round

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myth_of_the_flat_Earth

>>35139308
>>supposedly well below average according to /r9k1/
What are the stats of your dick?

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>>35133994
HOW DO I MAKE WEE WEE BIGGER ?

>>35140183
Give it strict orders to grow

Insertable length your retards. That dildo has balls and a suction cup

>>35135066
Except a dick isn't a perfect circle. It's an ellipse. Assuming perfect circle makes it way bigger around. My dick is 2 inches across yet only 5.3 inches around.

>>35135751
using a strap on is like admitting defeat. the little respect your woman would've had for you and your sorry small dick would disappear immediately, and would leave you.
>implying you don't have to be insecure about your dick size
Chad's horsecock is going to find its way into your woman's vagina sooner or later. Your options are having a big dick, celibacy, or cuckoldry

>>35135268

>7 inch
>average

Are you in Korea? The average in white countries is AT LEAST 8.5x6.

>>35142043
having a girl make me use a stap on is my fantasy

>>35133994

5x5 here. I would kill a puppy and smear his blood and guts on my penis if it gave me an extra inch in length.

>tfw man
>tfw 15 cm dick
>tfw 3 more cm and my lenght would be satisfying for a woman
>tfw woman can have small tits ugly pussy and average face whatever and still will be ok to have sex with
>tfw women still are picky
>tfw being woman is life easy mode
oh god why i wasnt born as a woman
the only thing i can do is kill myself or start being gay

women are sluts and i hate them

>>35142164
do you really think your dick size matters? you've never having sex no matter what size it is so worry about something else

>>35133994
7 inches is pretty standard dude. I've got a 7 incher because it's average for white guys in the US.

>>35135869
I have a big dick and good genes all around so I use that as my justification for not using condoms in third world countries. I probably have tons of kids I'll never see but they'll all be big dick alphas so they'll be fine.

lol why is this board concerned about dick sizes anyways ? not like you will get to use it anyways. try to get a gf first.

nest of 25 year old virgins worrying about their dick sizes

hilarious

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>>35142181
>>35142249

Question to you, why come here if you clearly hate everyone here? I just noticed this trend lately that people HAVE to mention at every chance they get that r9k mainly consist of permavirgins, and how much they hate them. Seems kind of counterproductive to go to a place which you know you will dislike.

>>35142852
it's these weird people that feel like they need to be really mean for some reason.
it's either Reddit or underaged from /b/.

what they don't realize is that they look worse than your average poster.