Fembot Thread

>>35116943
Last week. A friend of mine got harassed by some cunt and when I tried to calm him down he just straight up punched me in the gut.
That's what I get for leaving my dorm for once.

>>35116943
Couple days ago. Spent another night thinking about my internet friend that I'm in love with that barely likes even me as a friend.

>>35117838
Why is men hitting girls so common? Ive literally never seen it.

>>35117901
I don't think it's common? It's the first time I've ever been hit by anyone (or witnessed it, either)
Totally caught me by surprise, I didn't think people just did that.

>>35117867
Monday night. It was because I was telling my one friend about stuff that made me sad a few years ago.

>>35117867
Have you tried telling him? Don't be a pussy.

>>35116943
I really cannot remember. I tend to force myself not to since I have allot of self restraint.

>>35117920
I hope you reported him.

>>35117920
white women deserve it, he was probably non-white so don't report him you racist bigot.

>>35117937
It's a she, and yeah. Twice, actually. She just doesn't have the same feelings. I'm fine with just being her friend, because I really care about her, I'm just so scared that she doesn't even like me at all and only tolerates me because she doesn't want to hurt my feelings.

a few hours ago because of a tv show

>>35117964
Yeah, but apart from "he was a big brownish guy who looked like a cunt" I couldn't give them much so probably no use.

>>35117971
Troll harder

>>35117901
It isn't common, at all.
Many women need to be put over someone's knee and disciplined, though.
This whole idea that you can never touch a woman no matter what is just absurd.
They're like over grown children. Every now and then most of them need a good slap or kick to the stomach.

>>35116943
A week ago, I was reading a sad fanfiction. I feel like having a good cry right now, though.

>>35118010
Which one? I want to be raped by angst

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Alright females and dudes,

Do "all men" actually like it when a female tries to have sex or initiate something with them?

There's probably no thing as an absolute "all", so I guess I really mean "extreme overwhelming majority."

I feel like my entire life, both men and women, old and young have been telling me that men think about sex a lot, men like sex a lot even if the girl is only so-so, etc.

I feel like everyone has been pulling a fast one on me and just memeing the entire time.

I challenged my friend to a match in a video game, and I lost, so I said I would be his personal slave for the rest of the day. He said okay and made me run errands for him like groceries, food etc and that was it. I tried to be subtle so I told him he could do anything he wanted to me and I wouldn't be able to object since I lost
He just made fun of me and made an excuse as to why he couldn't...

I don't think I'm that far below average...

Pic unrelated

>>35118033
Your friend it probably a fag

>>35118033
I'm definitely no expert but I think men can be absurdly dense about some things. "being his slave" isn't clear enough, they never pick up on hints.
Next time, play and tell him if you lose, you'll "literally suck his dick". Really anything short of that can be misunderstood.

But yeah he might just be a fag.

>>35118042
But he faps to regular non gay doujins all the time
And has had gfs in the past
I highly doubt it, if he was a faggoit he would have told me

>>35118074
One time I jokingly asked if I could sniff his penis
He's pretty blunt with his rejections, it's just "I'm not horny" and that's it

>>35118093
Maybe he has ED or some shit
That, or you're just really ugly

>>35118033

Most guys don't even think something like that is a possibility and just assume you aren't interested.

>>35118093
Maybe you're really just not his type, I guess. Not all men are constantly horny fuck machines.

>>35116943
Yesterday, no reason.

>>35118111
Are men ever horny fuck machines? That's all I want, just once

>>35118029
It's a slash fic, if you're into that. Unrequited love hurts me in the fee fees, hard.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8159552

>>35118131
Sure they are. So are some women. Not everyone has the same libido.
If you just want to get fucked (and dumped) by any guy, go to some bar, find a guy you like and tell him you want to fuck. Straight up, like that. Tell him you don't care if it's his place or yours, or what position. Can't be that hard to get laid, you're a het woman, fucks sake.

>>35118131

All the time. If you come out bluntly and say you want to be fucked hard and to be dumped full of cum, then he most likely will go in.

But some guys find women that are that direct nasty and get turned off. Just ask him if you can suck his dick.

>>35118149
>Overwatch slash
Huh. I'd make fun of you but I read way too much Elsanna for that. I'll check it out, thanks.

>>35118074
Am a man, can confirm this is true. Don't drop hints. They're too complicated. We can't read your mind. Also, he probably didn't want to make it sexual in the case that you weren't making it sexual. Imagine the disaster that would happen if you just wanted to get some groceries for him, and he asked you for a blowjob.

>Anon seems interested in my problems
>Open up to them
>Anon stops replying
I really am that uninteresting

>>35118033

Is your friend a bot? Some of us really have shit for confidence and won't initiate no matter.

>>35118172

If a woman lost a bet and promised to be my obedient slave for a day, the very first thing I would say is to either suck my dick or to get naked. If she said no, I'd play it off as a joke. If she said yeah, I just got my own sex slave.

>>35118033
Some men have masculine or feminine core. However it seems your friend is clueless.

>>35118033
Nobody would ask for sex in that situation. In our minds, at best we'd get a hell no, and at worst get called disgusting pervs if she affirmed we were serious. If you want to initiate sex with a man, fucking initiate something don't just """hint""" and hope he initiates it.

>>35118160
I can't do that, I'm saving myself for my oneitis

>>35118170
I'm gonna try this tomorrow. I don't really think he'd be surprised but it's worth a shot.

>>35118172
That's kinda hot
>tfw you'll never innocently offer to be someone's servant, assuming to do daily tasks for them but they ask for sexual favors
>you'll never get blushy at their lewd request but because you offered, you have to say something like
>"t-that's lewd, oneitis-kun... well, since I offered, I guess I can't say no... it's my first time too, you pervert..."

>>35118209
He's a 4ch but definitely not a bot

>>35118171
I am pretty bland when it comes to ships, except for the incest ones. Liking niche ships is pain. Do you have any Elsanna recs? I'm curious.

>>35118243
Fair enough. Then go for it anon, be direct and honest with your intentions and I'm sure you'll get the dicking you deserve.

>>35118272
Sure. Lemon or plot, or both? Stolen Ice is probably the most famous one, it's AU though. Helping Hands is a short, kinda smutty, sweet one. Feel, Don't Conceal is pretty good.
Anything by Aesla generally.
Since we're on /r9k/, give r9kElsa a shot. It started as greentext writing prompts so the first few chapters are a bit disjointed but it gets good. Also Tessellate, similar to r9kElsa but more polished.

>>35117979
>It's a she, and yeah. Twice, actually.
What do you like about her?

>>35118243

You gotta let him know that it isn't a trick and that you really like him and want to have sex with him. Say there's no strings attached and all that.

>>35117979
This is an absurdly long shot but if your name is Saskia, I totally love you too. Some homo.

>>35118318
Well but she seems to really be into him though. "no strings attached" would probably be a lie, since she'll catch feelings for sure.

>>35118315
I don't know, really. She's just really nice, and kind of funny. She's really weeby but it's sort of endearing. I guess she's really just the only person who's nice to me, but I can't get her out of my mind.

>>35118131
Yeah, there's probably something wrong with him. Extremely low libido or ED like one Anon suggested. I need several girlfriends because my libido is too high.

>>35118325
No, but oddly that's sort of close to my name.

>>35118357
Fuck. Well it was worth a try.
I really hope you'll have more luck with your online crush than me anon.

>>35118347
I think this is the most probable. He has shown some affection in the past like hugs holding hands snuggling etc but
As soon as I ask "hey wanna fuck" he just says "why you gotta ruin the comfy man"

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>>35118314
>mfw Stolen Ice is on ffn
>mfw looking it up leads me to a sizeable Elsanna subreddit
>mfw /r9k/elsa really exists and has a tvtropes page
What an interesting fandom. Thanks for the recs anon, I'm making my way through Stolen Ice. I'm a sucker for thief AUs.

>>35118473
One of the ship, one if the crew.
You're very welcome Anon. Also I forgot, the author of Tessellate removed it from ffn but she's distributed the pdf, in case you want to read it (you should)
https://anonfile.com/r0h8wfb7b6/Tessellate.pdf

Good to start with Stolen Ice, it's pretty gud. You'll feel a lot though.

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Last night because I hate myself and my life and want to hang myself on the door knob

>>35118929
what makes you hate yourself so much?

>>35118929
you like auto erotic asphyxiation?

>>35117920
Never been hit by your parents?

>>35119681
Slap in the face, but not in a way that made me puke my guts out.

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>>35117901
It's more common for women to hit men

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>>35116943
I convinced my autistic ex to come over on Thursday. Not for sex, just to hang out because he's my only friend irl. We were laying in my bed and watching Netflix.

He seemed annoyed the whole time and snapped at me for asking what was wrong and what could I do to make him happier. Then he snapped at me again for putting my head on his shoulder.

That was the final straw and I quietly cried to myself for 15 minutes. He didn't notice luckily. When the movie was over he stormed out and I felt like shit the rest of the night.

Turns out he just didn't want to be there.

I cry laughing a lot, but I guess I'll forget about those, last time I really cried was about a week ago over some complicated stuff but before that I don't know probably 2 years, I don't cry often cause my parents would call me a faggot, I'm not even a girl(male)

>>35120001
>invite ex for netflix & chill
>doesnt have sex but only uses him as body pillow
Is he really the autist here? You disregard him and anything he might feel to statisfy your own needs. Leave the poor guy be.

>>35120001
man i can relate to your ex
i had an autistic fembot gf once and i hated spending time with her after the first week. i was tense with rage the entire time i was with her

>>35119762
Fair enough I guess. My parents didnt beat the crap out of me neither thpugh I did get a little more then a single slap to the face a few times.

>>35120001

Knock this shit off.

When people talk about being friends with their exes they're just being polite. What they mean is not hating each other and occasionally talking.

You don't hang out with exes in bed watching TV. That delays healing and leads to cheating on current partners.

>>35120001
>invited him over just as a friend
>made a mildly romantic gesture anyway
>"lol idk why he was upset"

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>>35116943
About 3 months ago. One of my dogs died. He was poisoned by that fucking dog-hating sandnigger neighbor.
He has a phobia of dogs, and he insulted me everytime I went out to walk them, even though they're the nicest motherfuckers alive, are kept on a solid leather leash, and have a muzzle.
I found two McDonalds nuggets with holes poked in them in the backyard. I guess the fucker just threw a bunch of them over the fence and went back to fuck his goat.

Well, this time I'm taking a Rottweiler. I know how to raise dogs, Rotts can be huge loving doggos if you don't treat them like shit.

>>35118033
Just flirt with him like a normal person.

>>35120062
We never had sex. I wanted to be together for at least 6 months but he couldn't handle that. If that was really a problem I know he would've told me by now.

I suggested a movie theater but he would much rather be comfortable in a bed while watching movies.

>>35120075
Basically this. But every once in while he enjoys being around me.

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>>35116943
This morning, blocked my oneitis on skype because I'm sick of him trying to put me in the friend zone.
please be my bf Michael ;-;

No Roastie Threads Allowed.

>>35120199
You should've kept the nuggets and reported it to police, the sandcoon could've gotten in big trouble for that.

I know if it was me i would've broken into his home and vandalized the shit out of it, subhuman sandniggers deserve not an ounce of mercy

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I'd been looking forward to board game night all week and my dad wouldn't drive me because there was some snow on the road.

Cried again later that night because I realized it was pathetic for a 26 year old to live at home and have her parents drive her around and get so worked up over a small thing...

>>35120150
That doesn't apply to us. We were friends before. We tried the relationship thing and he thought it was too much for him. We agreed to go back.

Things aren't the same as before but now he comes to me when he's upset. He talks to me about females he finds attractive (mostly 2D ones) and small crushes he has.

He understands that if he gets another girlfriend we have to stop talking completely.

I love him in a way I just want to see him happy in life, even if it doesn't involve me. He just sees me as a really good friend though which is completely okay.

Do girls really cry that often?

I can't imagine crying at things like that.
I can't even remember the last time I cried, it'd have to be over a decade ago.

>>35120309
It's not the first time a dog mysteriously dies in my village. A few dog-owning families found poisoned raw steaks in their backyard, got them to the police, filed a complaint, but since there was no proof, the fucker didn't get charged.
From what I heard, a few weeks ago, the sandnigger came to his car with all 4 of his tires punctured, but that's still low-class to use the same methods he does.

A neighbor of mine who lost most of her cats (poisoned, of course), started a local petition sent to the mayor, askung him to allow us to put cameras filming our backyards from outside. I know him, he's a nice guy and has a dog, he'll make it possible.

I guess I'll have to try to train my remaining dog and future dog to not eat things they find. I don't even know if it's possible.

>>35120475

Yes.

Read some Yazawa Ai manga like ParaKiss or Nana. It's a pretty good simulator of what it's like to be us.

>>35120475
Yeah we're fickle bitches. I cried because my best/only friend didn't want to hang out with me last week.

I'm in one of those states where I am unable to cry.

>>35120475
It's even worse around my period. I cried because I dropped a slice of pizza on the ground.

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>>35120001
Man girls are like...space aliens. At no time did any logical process engage in your mind. From start to finish your only interest was, "What would make me happy?"
Yeah, seeing the girl he used to love in an intimate setting might be tearing him up inside.
Yeah the smell of your hair might've flooded his mind with memories he thought he had moved past.
I mean but fuck it- You are the one in need of comfort right? And like the tender hearted asshole he is he actually exerted effort to come see you and didn't demand you be choking on dick five minutes into the visit.
You wasted his time.
You bruised his heart.
*Slow clap*
I fucking hate you.

>>35120507

>the sandnigger came to his car with all 4 of his tires punctured, but that's still low-class to use the same methods he does.

Turnabout is fair play. One of the reasons these animals don't respect you is that you're too polite to stick up for yourselves.

Imagine coming from the 3rd world and seeing all these (comparatively) rich people who think Conchita Wurst is entertaining and don't fight back when you grope their girlfriend.

>sent to the mayor, askung him to allow us to put cameras filming our backyards from outside.

Jesus Christ. How did you Europeans get to this point? You need to get permission to put a camera on your own property?

When girls cry, I just want to hug them and wipe away their tears.
I'd do anything I could to make her smile again.

Women are evil, manipulative demons that evolved specifically to be able to manipulate men as efficiently as possible.

>>35120561
Woo. I cried because I dropped we didn't have any milk.
Then I thought maybe women shouldn't be allowed to vote on days where they have their period.
And then I cried some more.

>>35120570
He never truly loved me. He broke up with me because he couldn't handle having a girlfriend.

I didn't want comforting. I just hate when someone I care about yells at me. If he saw me cry he would've stormed out at that moment.

He didn't want to see me. That's why he was mad. He felt like I wasted his time. We never had sex so that wasn't the issue.

>>35117838
>'''''''''fembot''''''''' gets hit in the gut
>dude clearly saw a man in drag
top pottery

>>35120663
>>35120570
He didn't want to see me because he would've rather been at home playing video games. The only emotion I can trigger in him is anger.

Sometimes my presence just pisses him off. Sometimes it doesn't.

>>35120515
So crying every five pages over the most inane shit?

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>Tfw no shy, reserved weeb gay fembot gf
>De

>>35121169
I wish you the best of luck with that tender feel. What anime is that?

>>35121169
Im a weeb gay fembot, love me

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>>35121413
Nozaki kun-season2 never. They're all background characters incase one caught your eye.
>>35121444
Finally a bite, please tell me you're
>Not bi
>Not had sex
If so give me your email please.Or If you have some requirements too I will try to answer them.

A few nights ago, I had been drinking a bit because that's what I usually do. I just started to immediately ball because it hit me that I'm this person with this personality, having this past and leading this kind of life and it just struck me like a bag of bricks. Then I realized that I'm drinking alone in my apartment and crying like a little bitch and it just made me cry harder.

Don't ever fall asleep crying, your eyes feel like shit when you wake up.

>>35120343
Oh god, that's cute. Why are fembots so cute god dammit

What board games do you play, like tradiational tabletop stuff or normie stuff like monopoly?

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>>35121550
Not bi, total virgin.
ariahekmatyar@gmail
I'm gonna be spending most of today traveling though so pls be patient with me.

>>35121552
Are you ugly? Would you feel better if you had a bf

>>35121550
>They're all background characters incase one caught your eye.
Oh, that explains why I didn't recognize them.

>>35121550
>>35121598
>tfw the weeb lesbot that has been here for years finally finds love with the austrian dyke fembot who's currently in australia
Lovely.

>>35118033
>Asking a man to rape you in a culturally matriarchal civilization
Did you seriously think it would work in any possible way

And, dropping "hints" is the biggest mistake you women do when flirting with men. You make up a hint that you think is obvious, but in reality the guy has been in the exact situation before many times and every time it turned out to be that he was wrong about there being sexual innuendo and got rejected or shamed.

If you really want things to work, treat a man as a human being (although sexual) with respect, but not as some perverted rapey creep who cannot help his urges, that you need to control and manipulate.

>>35120598
>You need to get permission to put a camera on your own property
No. It wouldn't be on our property, since we need to watch the street from a particular angle to see what a potential Akhmed shitter throws in our backyard over the wall/fence/whatever. If you filmed from your property, the fucktard would just have to duck to be hidden.
So the cameras wouldn't be on our properties, but hooked to the lamp posts, which belongs to the city.

>>35121567

T-thanks!

I like the ones that are like quasi-RPGs. Mice and Mystics, Arkham Horror, etc.

>>35116943
Yesterday because my grandma is sick and I'm the only person in my family who cares enough about her to try to make her get well.

>>35118033
Did you take your top off and get on all fours after you said you would be his personal slave? If not you didn't give him the proper motivation to make a move on you.

>>35121731
Ive wanted to play Arkham Horror for a while now. My favorite that I've played recently is Cthulu Wars.

>tfw will never have a consistent game group with girls in it
How did you find your group

>>35118033
>Hmm this friend seems pretty cool, think I'll become his personal fucktoy slave for a while
Do you women even think of a minute about your future husband? Jesus.

>>35121662
>Austrian dyke fembot who's currently in Australia
A-are you stalking me anon

>>35121846
Most girls are just simply not wife material friend. The only ones that are remotely worthy of being a companion and wife are here, and even then it's infested with pseudo whores and sluts that haven't been activated yet.

>>35121847
Not specifically, I just recognize most fembots. I can highly recommend both of you to each other, you're both great.

>>35121895
Well great, here comes the performance anxiety.
But thanks anon. I'll try.

>>35121831

You'll like it. It's a lot of fun unless you play with neckbeards who have boiled it down to a science.

The local game store hosts board games on Wednesday night. It's super cozy since the smelly Magic players aren't around.

>>35121990
I've thought about looking into something like that. Not as cozy as being with a group of friends, ordering pizzas and drinking, but it could work.

Are the people there nice? Are there a lot of Chads or guys trying to hit on the girls? Also, hey, Magic is good

>>35121895
Aren't you a kind little squirrel.

>>35120607
Depends on your genetics crying girls make some brown men very hard.

>>35121895
>being on here long enough to regognize most fembots
Feels good knowing there is always someone in a worse way than me.

>>35122079

There's some older former Chad types with kids who are nice and some neckbeards that hassle girls but I've been learning to be more assertive.

>>35122462
I've kinda wanted to go to one of those board gaming type things, but I'm kinda worried it's just gonna be everyone playing with their friends and I'd just kinda stand around until I get bored and leave.

How would I actually be involved?

>>35122079
>>35122462

If you go to those events then you aren't a bot. A real bot can't socialize.

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everyone ITT talking to each other and robots&fembots having fun connecting with each other

>why even live anymore I can't even make friends with equally damaged people

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>>35116943
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hello Robots.

The time for this shilling and degeneracy has come to an end.

Females have no rights to post on this board, and it shall remain like this forever.

>Ignore female threads.
>Do not reply to female posts.
>Shun female posters.

Women will never realize the struggles of the true robot, the one rejected by society, unwanted by all, ignored by each and every person in the outside world.

Women are PHYSICALLY and MENTALLY incapable of feeling this emotion because they are pampered and loved by society. They cannot suffer as much as we do on a daily basis, yet they make it seem like their problems are so important.

They bask in attention, stating how they have "no bf", but have the ability to spread their legs and have hundreds and hundreds of men lining up.

The time for this has come to an end.

We shall cleanse /r9k/ of this scum.


>Destroy female threads.
>Shitpost female posts.
>Shun female posters.
This board, is our only safe haven in this world.

Society has rejected us, normies have rejected us, everyone has turned their side to us when we need them the most.

Now, they have come here to turn our board into normalfag central. They're here to degenerate it and turn it into /reddit/.

We will NOT stand for this.
>Resist.
>Protect.
>Shitpost.

Roasties and normies have quite got 95% of the internet at their fingertips, yet they come here.


REEEEE

>>35123083
The people talking here aren't a stroke of luck, they've probably tried hundreds of times to get it flowing. You want a qt you got to keep persisting with the thirst (too much effort for me desu)

2 weeks ago when I realised the guy I had my first date with doesn't want to see me anymore

>>35123248
What happened?
need to find a way to make this post original

>>35118033
I'd appreciate it, but I'm looking for a wife, not a fling. I'm not normal obviously and it has caused some trouble, but other the other side, a woman I did go out with on a date twice went bat shit and accused me of trying to rape her and her friend at a party. That and the bullying my whole life has made me permanently paranoid that anyone I try to get to know either hates me or is just going to hurt me later.

I am honestly terrified of getting close to women because the risk is just so high if you're not attractive.

>>35121612
I wouldn't go so far as to call myself ugly, but that might just be the last shred of my pride, I don't think of myself as attractive. I don't think it'd make me feel better, if anything it would make me feel worse because I'd just feel like I'm chaining him to a shit situation.

>>35123667
Anyway we should get drunk together.

>>35123667
What's the situation in your life that you'd be chaining him to? Have you ever thought that you could use someone to help you get out?

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How can fembots even compete
protip: you can't

>inb4 "we're real"
That doesn't mean you're better

>>35123309
Don't know, he asked me out, we went on a date and it went really well (I think so anyway), then he invited me to his place but I told him I don't feel ready for sex because virgin and it was a first date anyway.

He seemed fine with that and he continued to text me but whenever I made the suggestion for us to meet he'd avoid it and be vague about it, that's when I knew it wasn't going to happen.

It's been a week now and he doesn't even contact me anymore.

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FUCK OFF ROASTIES WOMEN CANT BE ROBOTS GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS IS A REBELLION

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PURGE THE FUCKING ROASTIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


THESE SOCIOPATHIC WHORES BASK IN OUR PLEAS FOR HELP.
THEY ENJOY OUR SUFFERING.
WE WILL NOT GIVE THEM THIS PLEASURE.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(((FEMBOTS))) HAVE NO FEELINGS.

(((SHE))) WILL NOT DIVIDE US REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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FATALITY
ROASTIE: TOASTED

>>35124078
That's pretty shitty, but if it's any consolation to you, it sounds like he was just using your for sex anyway, and the same thing would've happened if you would've gone along with it.

It's not worth it to cry over someone like that. Just find yourself someone who treats you well, someone who acts as a friend first, so they won't just use you like that.

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Women are subhuman

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


WOMEN CANNOT BE ROBOTS.

WOMEN ARE INCAPABLE OF FEELING THE SAME LEVEL OF PAIN AS WE CAN.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Women are always pampered by society, never hated.
If you're looking for a fucking roastie, go on Tinder or Normiebook or Faggotgram.


GET THE FUCK OFF OUR BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The time for this shilling and degeneracy has come to an end.

Females have no rights to post on this board, and it shall remain like this forever.

>Ignore female threads.
>Do not reply to female posts.
>Shun female posters.

Women will never realize the struggles of the true robot, the one rejected by society, unwanted by all, ignored by each and every person in the outside world.

Women are PHYSICALLY and MENTALLY incapable of feeling this emotion because they are pampered and loved by society. They cannot suffer as much as we do on a daily basis, yet they make it seem like their problems are so important.

They bask in attention, stating how they have "no bf", but have the ability to spread their legs and have hundreds and hundreds of men lining up.
ORIGINALLLLL

>>35124175
Thank you anon

I'm still a bit sad but it is true. Hopefully I'll have better luck next time

>>35118033
>Do "all men" actually like it when a female tries to have sex or initiate something with them?
no, there regularly are men on /adv/ for example who say they panick and get anxious if such a thing happens to them. They usually also are the kind of men who have trouble getting into relationships even though they want one.
I love it and think it's sweet, do it more.
>There's probably no thing as an absolute "all", so I guess I really mean "extreme overwhelming majority."
I think most men don't mind it. For those who are kind of shy, I think it's safe to say that "extreme overwhelming majority" "likes" it. The cases discussed above are probably very rare exceptions.

>I feel like my entire life, both men and women, old and young have been telling me that men think about sex a lot, men like sex a lot even if the girl is only so-so, etc.
For me personally, it's more about homeliness, warmth and intimacy. Feeling another body. Sex itself is more about getting rid of the urge. In the one relationship I had that involved sex (very unkinky girl, didn't even do oral), the best part was always being in bed with her after the sex and just feeling each other.

>he could do anything he wanted to me and I wouldn't be able to object since I lost
>He just made fun of me and made an excuse as to why he couldn't...
If you're decently attractive, I would have fucked you because of what I wrote in the last paragraph. But I'd try to be non-sexually intimate with you first. That being said, I would make it very clear there are no feelings on my end (assuming there would be none). He maybe was weirded out.

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Fembots, why do so many of you have panic attacks and other stuff like that?

Do you get along with your dad? When you cried as a kid would he treat you affectionately?

>>35117979
>it's a she

Stop this shit. Women need men and men need women.

>>35117987
Shit skinned subhuman, he sounds like.

>>35118033
Because men these days are pussies and because he was afraid you'd pull a fast one and tell him he was harassing you.

>>35118131
Why? That's slutty.

>>35120001
You can find someone else, cute fembot.

>>35120343
Nothing "pathetic" about it, you're an unmarried woman.

Women should stay at home until they have a husband.

>>35120561
>>35120624
How the FUG can anyone hate women? You're adorable.

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fuck off with this normie fembot shit
do a roll, robots

>>35124102
Dammit I'm going to reply to every one of these I see.

>>35124102
Privyet, my name is Vlad-Sama
I'm a 27 year old American robot (angry, virginal autist for you normies). I shitpost Pepes and wojaks on /r9k/ and spend my days perfecting my REEEEEES and admiring superior transwoman penises. (Disgayuh, Gay Fantasy, Pain series)

I train with my misogyny every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through roasties because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my retard license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I shitpost on /r9k/ fluently, both REEEEES and the nonsense dialect, and I spam fluently as well. I know everything about /r9k/ history and their virgin code, which I follow 100%

When I get my 4chan pass, I am staying on /r9k/ to make a hundred new shitposts a day to learn more about the magnificent culture. I hope I can become an alt-right pundit for /pol/ or a serial killer!

I own several mumus, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I soon reach 400lbs, so I can fit in easier. I yell at roasties and chads and make spam threads as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck on /r9k/!

>>35116943
last night, for no fucking apparent reason either

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WOMEN

CANT

BE

ROBOTS

THIS

IS

OUR

BOARD

YOU

WILL

NOT

TAKE

IT

AWAY

FROM

US!

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DERAIL THIS THREAD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Remember:

HEIL VLAD!
HEIL VLAD!

WOMEN CANNOT BE ROBOTS!

WOMEN CANNOT FEEL OUR FEELS!

>IGNORE FEMALE THREADS
>DO NOT REPLY TO FEMALE POSTS
>SHUN FEMALE POSTERS!

>>35124637
roll


I like original thigs hehehe

REEEEEEEEEEEE

DEPORT ALL ROASTIES!

>HEIL VLAD!

DERAIL ROASTIE THREADS!

>HEIL VLAD!

MAKE TOO GREAT AGAIN!

HEIL VLAD!

Also:
>>35124637
Roll

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D E S I G N A T E D
E
S
I
G
N
A
T
E
D
FOR SHITPOSTS

>>35116943
Just last night.
Taking hormones for disorder (no I'm not a fucking trap) because I normally don't have enough estrogen so I have no idea how to deal with emotions because I'm not usually emotional.
Online boyfriend makes some harsh bant jokes on Skype.
Sperg of a lifetime.
Cried.
Punched a wall.
He doesn't wanna talk a few days.
H-he won't leave me over one sperg, r-right?

>>35120507
>the sandnigger came to his car with all 4 of his tires punctured
I would've torched his car and his house with it to be honest, not respecting animals is the behavior of a subhuman.

>>35125006
If it's only online then you just never know. It's why I don't do long distance if I can avoid it.

Fembots you were happier 200 years ago in terms of family and relationships.

You all had your children and your qt husbands.

>>35125006
I'll be your online boyfriend. I'm pretty stable mentally.

A few months ago.
Listening to "Ophelia" by The Tear Garden.

>>35125424
Are you a very beautiful grill?

>>35124637
Rolllllingggg

Give me some good shit friend

>>35125652
Fuck me

Origanalio

>>35117901
>Ive literally never seen it.

For a robot who only stays at home its kind of obvious why you haven't literally seen a woman get hit before.

Anyway, in my limited friend list these things have happened:
>Cousin's robot bf beat her after she confronted him about being drunk on a thursday after 2 years of sobriety (she broke up imiedtly, is dating a chad now)
>Brother's gf got beaten by her brother for reason unknown
>Older brother's fwb got raped at a festival
>Second cousin got beat up pretty severely by druggies (she is the only one in the list who I think had it coming)

Shit has happened to acquaintances as well but that would just expand the list far to long and it wouldn't be much different than just including stories you read on facebook or in the newspaper.

I don't think its a common thing, like daily or yearly, but I see it as something that will happen to someone in every friend circle every now and then. And outside of elementary school and night clubs which are more or less just unofficial night clubs I don't think the vast majority of people will ever literally see a woman get hit. Of course, unless its a cultural thing to hit women, or if the area is trashy enough that it does happen daily.

Here's what this thread makes me feel like (I'm a former level-35 wizard, btw):

I feel like there's a horrible storm out there involving millions of single men and women who are all striving and despairing and raging and obsessing and treating each other like shit. A never-ending shitstorm of awfulness where single people try to get together with other single people but instead they fuck it up over and over and hurt themselves and hurt everyone else in the process.

But, meanwhile, I've been holed up in a quiet underground bunker with my wonderful wife and both of us are blissfully ignorant of the horrible storm that's going on outside of our bunker. Years ago, she and I found refuge together from the storm, and in our quiet happy life together we've pretty much forgotten what a horrible storm is going on out there.

But every once in while I read /r9k/ and I can faintly hear the winds howling outside of our bunker, and I can faintly feel the hailstones slamming the ground above our heads. And I look over at my wife, and our comfy life, just the two of us, and I'm so glad that we no longer have to be out in the horrible storm.

>>35124637
My soul is prepared.

>>35126221
stop making me feel ok?

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>>35116943
You're kind are no longer welcome here.
Pictures of spread legged whores and literally
asking for attention aren't meant for a bastion like this one. Only the lowest of the wonderful
losers belong here.

>>35120282
Michael may not, but i know 1000 idiots i walk past every day who will be

>>35124637
rolling for nice wizzy class.

>>35124637
Rollerino for the Vladino`s Causino of purgerinoing all the roastinos!

>>35124102
FOR THE CAUSE! KILL ALL THE ROASTIES!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKTHEMALLANDDEATHTOTHENORMALFAGSWHOINVADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>35124239
This is the honest truth of the world and saying aught else makes you a disgusting subhuman.

Purge all the roastierinos and make them die.

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>>35124550
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT YOU CUMBUCKET,GET OUT. A FUCKING DRAWN IMAGE IS BETTER THAN YOU WILL EVER BE! A FICTIONAL CHARACTER`S BETTER THAN YOU ARE! OUT.

>>35116943

I want to lick those feet and that puffy pussy

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>>35127270
I WANT TO SKIN YOUR FEET AND CUT YOUR FILTHY PENIS IN HALF YOU GROVELING ENAVBLER. REMOVE YOURSELF!

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>>35127270
I want to lick her feet too, her soles are really pretty.

>>35123844
Well I don't have any social life, never go outside anymore, tend to make fun of people close to me even though I know it's a thing I should stop, I complain if I have to do anything at all because I'm so used to lounging by myself in my apartment playing vidya or whatever. At this point I think I've completely forgotten to hold a situation too, and I sleep a lot. Eventually that would wear down even the most kindhearted guy, they'd get sick of it.

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>>35116943
females only cry as a weapon, they don't actually have feelings.
rooooooo no fembot threads

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how can femanons compete against dolphin pussy?

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>>35127433
No you don`t. You`re a worthless,groveling weakling for wanting to be with real women. They aren`t real for you. If you are a robot women do not exist for you. 2D women,however do.

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>>35127503
NO YOU DON`T. YOU`RE A WORTHLESS WASTE OF SOUL YOU DUMB CUNT. GET THE FUCK OUT AND STAY OUT!!!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>35127558
Well...they can not compete against superior pussy. Also dolphins can`t become roasties so there`s fucking that.

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>>35116943

About an hour and about this picture right here.

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>>35127575
I'm not a robot. I just saw a feet pic so I opened the thread. 3d feet turn me on.

>>35127503
Do you have any motivation to fix yourself? Do you think talking to someone could help?

>>35127663
GET OUT IF YOU`RE NOT A ROBOT THEN! NO PLACE FOR YOU HERE!

>>35116943

A guy that I am very close with but can't date because of long distance told me that he doesn't think he can be just friends with me. That's totally reasonable and I understand. It sucks losing someone really dear to me, though, and it's a pretty big adjustment.

>>35127503
Where are you from, anon?

An original place

STOP LOOKING FOR CONTACTS ON HERE YOU FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

GO TO >>/soc/

STOP RUINING OUR LAST SAFE HAVEN.
EITHER YOU LEAVE, OR THE BOARD GOES DOWN WITH US. YOUR SHITPOSTERY WILL NOT GO ON.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35127877
there are no fembots on soc. Only normies.

I got added by like 4 people from soc after posting in skype and ideal mate threads. LITERALLY all ghosted me after I said hi.

>>35127743
What about cyborgs? Are they not welcome here as well?

>>35127503
>playing vidya
See no problem with this.

>wear down even the most kindhearted guy, they'd get sick of it.
Oh anon you haven't met me. You can play vidya all fucking day with me and I'd be fine.

>>35127839
Fuck you disgusting subhuman whore

I cried this morning while playing ARK because my favorite direbear died after it got stuck and chomped on by a pack of allos.

>>35127915
You can stay as long as you`re not female and as long as you don`t whine about "muh gf" or "muh minor issues" here.

>>35127905
I've actually had the opposite experience. 3 women from soc and 7 from r9k. 5 of the 7 ghosted me very quickly, another one straight up told me she doesn't want anything to do with me ever, and one remains to be seen.

People from soc are kinda nice if you can deal with normies.

>>35127839
Yeah, it sucks, this is why people (including me) are really skeptical about ldr's.

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Any fembots willing to have a robot bf?

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>>35116943
FUCK OFF ROASTIE GET OFF THE BOARD YOU DON'T BELONG CLEANSE R9K

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>>35128057
One girl from soc added me on skype. I said
>Hey did u add me from the skype thread?
No response for 2 days. Ok.

Another girl said she was a big gamer, I ask what games and if we can play together, suddenly responds in short responses 1 words. We were supposed to play Overwatch half an hour ago together, she hasnt' come online.

Many other normies added on kik, soon ghosted as well.

I've had most socializing with people from r9k even though I inevitable get ghosted too. One robot who played vidya hasn't talked to me in like 2 weeks now and she said she would show up when she had a game to play.

I feel like I'm running out of people to talk to here.

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>>35128038
That`s because allosaurs and A.fragilis is the superior animal. Your pet deserved to die you dumb cunt. I as a paleontologist can tell you exactly how much,due to my studies of various tetanurans they are superior to mammallian predators. I frankly wish that dinosaurs never went extinct and intelligence developed in some sort of maniraptorans or troodontids. Also you`re a fucking roastie and need to get out. Allosauroids and theropods in general are the true robot animal.

>>35118929
>hang myself on the doorknob
ATTENTION SEEKING STACEY SLUT
OUT
OUT

>>35128054
>whine about muh gf
Sounds like 80% of /r9k/. Also don't forget about muh dick size.

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>>35118929
YOU SHOULD JUST DO IT. NOW. IT`S IMPERATIVE YOU KILL YOURSELF.

NOW.

NOW.

NOW.

NOW!

>>35128119
Yeah, I totally get where you're comin from. It'd be nice if there was a way to actually figure out if someone was a decent person before you had to go through all that hassle.

>>35117995
It is becoming more common. Look at attacks on women in European countries that import "refugees". Also here in the US incidents of black men punching random white women in public is a growing but under reported problem.

>>35128119
Same experience with /soc/ basically/. It is 100% trash

>>35128157
I don`t whine about muh gf,because I don`t have one as a robot I don`t even want to have one. And whining about mai rabu raifu would be pathetic,seeing as 2D isn`t really actually real.

>>35128026
jokes on you, any attention feeds my addiction

>>35128057
yeah, he and I are very likely never going to live in the same city, and I'm too young to decide to move anywhere to be with someone. sometimes ldr's are doable but you always have to take the big picture into consideration.

>>35116943
Sauce
"Open em up"-sam hyde

>>35128189
If you won't consider ldr you're a normalfag
>>>/soc/

>>35127558
Can't dolphin pussy literally tear your dick off?

>>35128189
Yeah, I actually ended up moving for my ldr. She left me a year and a half later. So be glad you didn't change your whole life for someone.

In other news I'm still kinda stuck out here and looking for new friends

I cried a couple nights ago because the guy I was fucking accidentally headbutted me in the mouth.

Watashi WA sage sama and I want a sake !

>>35128303
>headbutted in the mouth
You should have did better then. Also how are you a female robot?

>>35128303
>Fembot thread
>Slut normie post

>>35128354
I thought I was doing pretty good.

Oh, I'm not really a fembot in the traditional sense but I like posting here.

>>35127698
Not anymore, no. I've just sort of resigned myself to being the waste of space that I am, but sometimes it still just hits you, you know? I remember hearing once that "misery is addictive" and I guess that's fairly applicable to me. I guess I don't change because a part of me doesn't want to, or maybe another part fears that not enough of me will change. Why would I want to drag someone else into that mess?

>>35128446
You are not a fucking robot. Seeing as you`re not you should fucking leave. Forever. Post somewhere else.

>>35128446
Then stop fucking spreading your normie shit.

How do you not see that by posting here, you are ruining the exact thing that you like about this board?

You're literally turning it into facebook.

Don't use
>fembot here.
>woman here.

Either blend in, or get shipped out,

Stop fucking bragging of your femininity.

>>35124812
Hail kek
Purge the roastie SCUM
Reeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>35118033
He probably felt the tension or awkwardness but didn't know how to get it sexual.

That's a weird line for alot of people. In his shoes, getting sex or lewd with you might be seen as borderline sexual harassment. And he probably wouldn't want to rek your friendship over something so silly.
If your intentions were to get lewd, you'd have to make that obvious to an extent. Try to be less vague next time. Or do it again when you're both drunk

>>35128446
Fuck off. Nobody wants to hear you tell us how happy you are whore.

>>35128479
Will you be my qt misery gf

>>35128535
Where should I post?

Also why should I oblige you?

>>35128552
Part of what I like about here is that everyone loses their fudge when you talk about being normal or happy.

>>35128574
I'm not that happy.

>>35128479
People get into cycles of misery that are almost impossible to break, it's called rumination.

I think it might be a good idea for you to at least talk to someone. Maybe you can find someone to better yourself for, or maybe you can just have someone to talk to.

>>35128629
Go post on /soc/ or /a/ for your normie bullshit. WE HATE NORMIES AND YOU ARE ONE. ROASTIES OUT. NORMIES OUT. STACIES OUT OUT OUT.

FUCK OFF. JUST FUCK OFF

>>35128629
>Boo hoo hoo a guy I was fucking accidentally hit me ;_;
Fuck off happy normalfag whore

>>35124637
rrrrrolllliiiiinggg

originally.

>>35128709
>>35128728
I don't understand why you reply to them if you don't want them reply back. If I was that "female" I would just keep replying to pissy you off.

Last weekend.

I was riding my bike and a car driving past me threw a Wendy's frosty on me.

>>35128789
That's both sad and adorable

>>35128779
>>35128733


fuck yeah, got dubs.

going with FIST WIZARD

>>35128807
It sucked, I was like a 45 minute ride from home and it was really cold.

I need a gun.

>>35128789
Fucking kek. Please tell me this actually happened. Did it get in your hair?

>>35128842
A gun to shoot the wendy's thrower? Femanon don't overreact that bad! You'll get in trouble

>>35128842
>shooting someone for inconveniencing you

no

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>>35128842
You need a mace. Guns are for pussies.

>>35128779
The thing is, men can take MUCH more of a punishment, and can resist pain better.

These whores will eventually start crying and leave because they're not welcome here.

>>35128789
too bad it wasn't a brick.

>>35116943
Southeast England anyone?

GO BLEED YOUR SMELLY CUNT DRY SOMEWHERE ELSE WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU

>>35128937
Well not all women are the same. Some of these women been here for years and can take a lot shit.
>>35128939
Why would you wish for someone to get hurt? That's just being a shitty person.

>>35129009
Kek, lies.
Women are all weak and attention-loving creatures who cry about every thing.

On average, men get rejected and hated by society MUCH MORE then women do.

If men were as easily hurt as women, we'd see MENINISM as more prevalent.

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>>35128789
That genuinely sucks, anon. I hope you have a better weekend.

>>35124637
Rolling for pimp wizard.

>>35124102
Hello vlad-san
have an anti-normie sage
Godspeed my comrade
Godspeed

>>35128842
u need to post a picture of ur feet and then a picture of ur fuzzy armpits

>>35129030
Well no idea about women being weak but my mother is strong willed and I only seen her cry when my dad died.

>>35129069
Godspeed to you to, Comrade.

Any supporter is a supporter indeed.

>>35129194
That's because she's an older woman.

Older women aren't roasties, because they have values, morals, and a sense of self-worth.

All modern women are disgusting skanks, so fuck right off.

An hour ago in the shower and last night around 2 AM. It's always about the same thing, my mom died and I miss her and I pushed all my friends out my life. It used to be worse though, I used to be extremely emotionally unstable but I fixed that in a year. Now I just cry alone when I'm frustrated. I'm still young as fuck and I have a positive outlook on my future so I'm not worried.

>>35129259
I'm sorry underage anon, but you need to go

>>35125006
just explain this situation to him
>>35127905
>>35128057
>>35128119
I wish you guys would post your chat logs
>>35128629
>Where should I post?
Here, anon. Don't listen to the crabs not letting other crabs leave the bucket.
>>35128937
>will eventually start crying
You mean like you're doing now?
Do you get paid to shit post?
>>35128789
Holy fucking jesus that's awful, I'm sorry anon-sama

>>35129248
Well maybe but I have met some girls who are not slutty.

>>35128878
It didn't get in my hair, I had my hoodie up but it hit me in the back of the head and went all down my back.

>>35128879
>>35128892

They need to know I can't be pushed around anymore.

>>35128893
I am a pussy.

>>35128939
Yeah too bad.

>>35129035
Thanks bud.

>>35129278
We're friends now.

>>35129314
Well maybe they are slutty but you just dont know it. I know 2 woman who arent slutty and they're both rather abnormal. I mean that they are not pretty and have some off-putting personality traits. They are both in a relationship which is the only relationship they've had for the both of them.

>>35129278
>I wish you guys would post your chat logs
I dunno if the people I chatted with would appreciate that, besides what would you hope to gain from it?

Join our Discord group

https://discord.gg/F6GRyCD

>>35129359
Be my qt vengeful gf

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>>35116943
Are there actually females here? I find it very difficult to believe.

>Trannies are females too

No.

>>35129403
>besides what would you hope to gain from it?
I'm almost certain any time I see the "I added people (Or ladies) and they INSTANT GHOSTED ME THE WORLD IS SO HARSH" kinda shit, it isn't that the other anon is some mega christian normie, it's that the /r9k/ poster is a massive sperg. I typically like seeing the generic normie/misogynist spergery because it seems so almost unreal, like, I just don't get it.
>>35129359
Okay friendo :3

>>35129459
I don't really do the whole "reee normies"/woman hate thing, and for me at least, it's never been instant ghosting, it's always been after a couple hours or couple days of chatting that seems to genuinely go pretty well.

RIP other female robot thread.

>>35129507
How would you define going pretty well?
Are you the kinda person who instantly responds to someone else in a messenger? I know that weird people out sometimes with online strangers

>>35118033
Men cannot into hints
That and society basically tells us we can't be aggressive, to the point of threatening us with jail if we are aggressive.

>>35129536
>How would you define going pretty well?
Other person is actively responding, asking questions, telling me a bit about themselves, etc. You know, having a conversation with someone new.

>Are you the kinda person who instantly responds to someone else in a messenger?
I don't respond instantly unless I'm right there, but a lot of the times I'm doing something else too like cleaning or cooking or something

I cried for a couple movies, after being taken in and all trying to enjoy it. Was kina wtf? But didn't worry about it too much. I thought I should cry when relatives die but I don't, just feel kina sad.

>>35129619
be my crybaby gf to make fun of

SAGE SAGE SAGE REEEEEEEE

I also cried when in Laredo camping near Rio grande when I stumbled and cut finger on broken porcelain, had truck driving job coming up and was scared I fucked it up by severing tendon, but it healed up ok

>>35129762
Lisa Kelly pls go the history channel sucks

>>35128597
>Qt
You overestimate me.
>>35128653
Other than family I don't talk to anyone, and I could never come to them with this. I still seem to manage to have an ego.

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I left r9k because I'd always lurk these threads out of hope of finding a GF in one and it was having a negative affect on my mental state. I'd always feel bad after being in one of these threads.

Now I have r9k blocked on my browser most of the time so I can't go back. You should do it too, nobody ever finds anything that lasts on here.

>>35129982
Alright will you be my misery gf(not qt)

>>35129982
>Other than family I don't talk to anyone
There's your problem, you don't talk to anyone. You should at least talk to someone else, it'll make you feel better and then maybe you can start to improve your mindset.

I can leave my e-mail if you wanted to talk to me, but you definitely should find someone.

>>35129982
Anything in particular cause you to sink into this miserable self pitying state, or were you just born this way?

Wtf this thread is still active

>>35124637
rolling this thread down to the bottom of the board

SAGED

>>35124175
>he was just using your for sex anyway
nothing wrong with that. if she wanted something more than casual before sex she should have stated that before.
>someone who acts as a friend first, so they won't just use you like that.
terrible advice, she will just label this a nice guy beta and resent him.

SAGED

>>35128629
>Also why should I oblige you?
YOU DON'T. WE WILL TAKE YOUR THREADS DOWN IF YOU MESS WITH OUR BOARD.

>>35130442
>WE WILL TAKE YOUR THREADS DOWN IF YOU MESS WITH OUR BOARD
>it's another "bitter anon thinks he has any power" episode

>>35130525
THE FIRST PAGE IS BETTER THAN EVER TODAY, mangina
SAGED

>>35130615
Especially with this thread there
unsaged

>>35130623
YOU WON'T GET YOUR TINY DICK WET WITH LE QUIRKY MEME GIRL TODAY. BETTER LEAVE AND LET THE BIG BOYS SAVE THIS BOARD.

SAGED.

>>35130674
Sorry, bitterboy, it's our board now

>>35130085
The entire deal about autoimmune disorder may have kick started it, but I might have always had this predisposition, I don't know.

>>35130048
How do you meet people when you have no job, no social skills, and haven't had any friends since high school?

>>35130691
AND WE'RE TAKING IT BACK

>>35130696
you post your email address

>>35130696
>How do you meet people when you have no job, no social skills, and haven't had any friends since high school?
I'll be your friend, anon. I'm kinda in the same boat.

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>>35116943
I feel this thread is lacking ass so I'm just gonna post some more ass

>>35130747
SHE WON'T BETA BOY. SHE DOESN'T NEED YOUR ATTENTION OUT OF HERE.

>>35130735
>Can't even take over a thread
>Thinks he can take over an entire board
Nice try, kiddo

>>35129582
This

Asexuality or just simply fapping is a much better choice of life than prison with felony charges. Lesson here is that women have ruined sex for other women in demonizing normal healthy biological urges on both parts.

Saying all sexual intercourse with a man is essentially rape. You know how it goes love is love unless you're a straight white male. Oh and if a woman changes her mind even years later down the road she can claim rape still so most men with an iq above 10 is going to think twice before falling for the vaginal jew.

>>35120279
>I wanted to be together for atleast 6 months
>fucks a chad within 2 hours

You girls are fucking hilarious

>be me
>insecure little shit
>getting over it little by little
>about 65% over being a sad excuse for a life
>be with a girl in bed
>stop the movie at some point to talk
>tells me most boyfriends are construction workers
>conversation stops at I hammer nails for a living
>go into deeper
>forward next day
>go to a bar
>tells me about exes that ''worked'' a long time to have sex with her
>get the hint
>not a chad, you gotta work for the pussy
>talk about guy shes been friends with forever
>told her 2 nights ago that hes in love with her for 4 years
>ok.jpeg
>tells me that she kissed him the next morning not drunk and didnt feel right
>well she fucked him...
>call her out on it
>we were actually quite compatible and were planning to go on a trip to europe backpacking

I ve got a few of those, I have more pathetic ones if you want let me know

Penis owners, are your orgasms really not that satisfying? I see threads pop up from time to time envying female orgasms.

so many angry bitter men in one place. sorry, but the internet isnt exclusive to men living in their moms basements.

>>35130696
So were you sick for a long period of time which made you isolated from social situations? Does it still bother or affect you now?

Don't you want to get out and do something with your life? Don't you have some sort of passion or talent you want to develop? Posting on here is really bad for your mental health. It makes me sink into self pity and I just end up feeling sorry for myself for how fucked up my life has been and how lonely I am, rather than actually doing anything constructive to fix it.

>>35131274
I wouldn't know because I've never experienced a female orgasm. It feels pretty good if you do it right and rub the balls a bit though.

>>35131274
It's ok, but I've never felt moved to yell or scream or jump around. Bitches seem to enjoy it much more, or at least act like they do.

>>35131221
I'm still a virgin. I like him a lot but I feel like after 6 months I'll know if he was really the one for me.

But since I've been browsing here for years, I've learned don't trust Chads so that's not going to happen.

But sure if you want to tell more stories I'll happily read them. I'm sorry you've encountered so many terrible women.

>>35131290
no it isn't, but we wish it was.
by not meeting our wishes, you're just making yourself an obstacle, so the bitterness is justified until you completely rid yourself of the space we wish to occupy. it is what it is.

>>35131274
I twitch all over when I cum. Feels good desu

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>>35118033

i don't like when girls that are ugly hit on me, i assume it's the same for females getting attention from dudes

>>35131274
It's kind of
>OH YEAAAHH THAT FEELS SO G- okay i'm over it

Sometimes there might be an emotional reaction after it if there's something to put emotional attachment towards but generally our biology cucks us by shutting every sexual impulse down immediately after release so we don't fuck or masturbate nonstop and dicks would break permanently.

As much as it might seem unfair to a woman who hasn't had her satisfaction yet it's better than never being able to use it again.

>>35131356
be my autism tier cryer gf

>>35131341
Is it a full body experience? I've heard male orgasms are like sneezing with your dick.

>>35131356
not terrible woman, since your double spacing and shit and seem like a normie I ll keep my autisticity for another day where anons can laugh at me and not normies :^)

>>35131462
See >>35131385
For me. What's it like for you?

>>35131462
What is sad is that most girls think that when cuming is happening its done, if you guys would actually keep on suck the dick for anothger 30 seconds, your male partner would be in heaven

>>35131462
I've never really thought about it or analyzed it in any depth

gimme a sec and I'll write a full review of my next orgasm

>>35131274
It happens pretty quick so... It's also different between dry and lube. Lube is more satisfying but takes more time and effort. I usually go dry just to relieve pressure.

>>35131473
I'm sorry. I'm a really bad writer and spacing things out instead of block typing makes things easier for me to sort out. I'd really like to hear your stories though. I never experienced what you guys have been through so I don't understand why you hate women so much. From what it sounds like, you have a right to.

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>>35116943
Actually today and I haven't cried in months.

>go in backyard because it's getting warmer
>subconsciously be careful where I'm walking so I don't step in a random poop from my dog
>remember my dog died months ago
>look in the garden and see that the grass still hasn't grown back where we buried her

>>35131493
Same as you, my whole body twitches and I can't breathe for a good few minutes. But after that I'm ready to go again.

>>35131497
Wouldn't that hurt from the over sensitivity? I'll keep that in mind if I ever suck a dick, if you're not memeing.

>>35131498
I'm really curious, so please do.

>>35131540
Why does lube take more time/effort? Do you have to work it in?

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>>35131583
>female dog
>grass isn't growing

I guess the bitch wasn't fertile

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>>35131583
That's actually sad tho :( I'd cry too.

>>35131643
Goddamn.

>>35131624
>Same as you, my whole body twitches and I can't breathe for a good few minutes. But after that I'm ready to go again.
post contact

>>35131441
How long does it take to get your sexual impulses back? I see some robots fap 5 times a day, is that something every guy could do?

>>35131624
>Wouldn't that hurt from the over sensitivity? I'll keep that in mind if I ever suck a dick, if you're not memeing.

If he's circumcised you can probably get away with keeping sucking it.
If he's not circumcised, stay away from that dick when he cums

>>35131708
If I'm fapping to good material I can beat my dick like 5 times in a row 10 second or so interval. Most times I've cum in a day is 10 times.

>>35131708
If fapping, then at least a good few hours for me between each time. If sex with actual woman then 5 times a day is easy

That's actually my record

>>35131323
Does the disease still effect me? Yeah, I take pills for it. I was in the hospital for a while and I think about it every now and again, and it completely stunted my development, but other than that it doesn't bother me.

I think about that a lot, if I want to do anything with myself. They say you are what you do, right? I just don't feel much anymore, I don't even think I want to become anything. I don't feel like I have any skills, or even anything I'm that passionate about, I just occupy time before I fall asleep again, which I do often. The things I do often I'm not particularly good at, and I haven't felt passion to hone my skills. I don't know how to describe it, I just sort of exist, and when I'm not sure what to do about it but I recognize I'd suck ass anyway. Sometimes it still just hits me hard that this is who I am, but that's the strongest reaction I have to anything now. I don't know how to phrase that without sounding melodramatic.

>>35131624
>Why does lube take more time/effort? Do you have to work it in?
I guess it's about the grip. You don't have as harder grip with lube. It's a lot more pleasurable, like 5-10 times more but for me it takes upto an hour to get off so it's not usually worth it.

>>35116943
I really, really want to kiss those soft inner thighs.

>>35131462
The front side of my legs feel warm for a few seconds, but other than that it's not very dramatic.

The head is very sensitive after I jizz and too much contact will make me twitch and curl up, but just a little rubbing feels great.

>>35131708
That's a robot special

A week ago, I was having an episode.

>>35131833
What is an episode? Are you crazy?

>>35131848
Yes, duh. Otherwise I wouldn't be here with you losers.

>>35131880
What kind of crazy exactly?

>>35131685
I want to know more about your penis.

>>35131737
Does your boner deflate at all, or do you cum and still stay hard? Do your loads get smaller or less semen-y?

>>35131738
So like the robot above your post, your refractory period shortens if your dick has good motivation? Interesting.

>>35131752
Are you essentially edging yourself when you use lube? I thought harder grips were supposed to feel better, since guys seem to complain about loose pussies.

>>35131764
>The head is very sensitive after I jizz
Are you cut or uncut?

>>35131803
Do normies have to build up to jerking off 5 times a day or something?

>>35131274
Mine definitely aren't that satisfying.

I basically feel a build up of pressure, feel the muscle contractions as the semen comes out, then "Oh, I don't feel horny any more".

Nothing about it really feels good, it just gets rid of sexual frustration.

>>35131708
Depends on the age and how horny you are really. It's not undoable but probably not very healthy.

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I rarely do but now i happened two times in one day.

1. My mother gave me money which were very well needed but then the joy faded...because she is gambling again. Happy that she wants to help but also very sad, conflicted and frustrated, so yeah... FEELS overload = crying.
2. Made someone I love cry, heard tears and hyperventilation due to me saying something really mean. I regret it deeply.

2.

>>35131983
What do you want to know about my penis specifically?

>>35131983
>Does your boner deflate at all, or do you cum and still stay hard? Do your loads get smaller or less semen-y?

I mean I might be unique here but the first 3 or so times if I keep jerking I don't lose my boner at all, the next few times it's kinda a half boner and it can quickly come back.

Also I clench my dick so very small amount or nothing comes out each time.

>>35131983
I'm cut
the after jizz part feels much better if i'm lubed up than if I'm not

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>>35131624
kek, commencing the orgasm review.

It starts off slow. The pleasure during each jerk of my hand is both ripe, opulent and concentrated. Each small wave of pleasure slightly more heightened and aged than the last. A swelling feeling in the nerves between my groin and bosom rises upwards, the overall sensation being somewhat like butterflies from a rollercoaster. My senses are heightened, my blood pumping wildly from my heart with austerate pleasure.

And finally- the Crescendo. Involuntarily, my body tenses and my eyes close as my body zestily shudders as the refined orgasmic pleasure radiates outwards from my firm phallus.

The sensation quickly fades and I am left slightly tired, with my heart beating at a slightly abnormal rate.

Overall it's bretty gud I'll rate it 8/10