FBI will investigate you

>hur dur you sound psychotic/schizophrenic

You guys have been flying over my house for awhile now, and zapping me with some kind of government lazer.

Don't be coy with me.

>>35133940
But I don't live in the United States and I'm not a citizen of it?

>>35133940

Is this some epik meemee I don't know about or are you legitimately this paranoid?

>>35133940
My family worked with the FBI, so I'm not really scared. It'll just be me seeing people I used to know. Along with I don't have much to hide. I'm just a empty shell of a anon, a schmuck who post on here and doesn't have anything interesting.

>>35133940
lol america's such a shithole it's literally driving everyone there nuts

>>35133997
>>35134026
You're not safe no one is safe

>>35133940
Okay buddy, maybe take a step away from the keyboard and ride a bike or something.

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>>35133940
The company I work for does contract work for the fbi so I'm sure they already know more than they ever wanted to about me.

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>"heheh, let's mentally fuck with him in a coordinated and organized fashion, fly over his house with fast helicopters and zap him with experimental lasers, hack his phone and spy on him through the built in camera, but also tell him that's it's his fault for being so weird and different and it's totally not because we've been low key fucking with his head for years. Tbh."

>>35133940

You seem hyperfocused on owning and acquiring firearms. Could you tell us why the obsession?

Seriously though this is just some low grade delusions and paranoia. Keep an eye on it, you don't want a full blown psychotic episode.

We'll continue monitoring you regardless.

Spying on me has employed at least 10 people at the FBI for a good 6-8 years desu.

>it's another "American thinks he's important enough to be spied on" episode

Oh and don't think I forgot about your boy who would give me weird looks at my work building- the short and older man with an eyepatch?

Did you think you weren't obvious? Come on.

>>35134179
why would someone spy on you?

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>>35134119
>lol let's set this guy up with a fake bomb
>he's a dumb hick who doesn't know anything
>it'll be hilarious
>c'mon guys what could go wrong
lol :\

>>35133997

The US has restrictions on spying on citizens and you see how that works out. I bet our country has a camera installed in your ass right now for collecting sperm samples or some other bullshit like that.

>>35134018
I can't and won't comment on where I live and the people around me so don't even ask, but I do want to say that you're right. You are being watched. Posting on this board or pol or any other nsfw board is enough to get you tagged but I can say this much, you're no threat to them. Let me guess, jet black helicopters? taking a circular route around your house as if they were gathering data?

>>35134119
the lazers thing is utter nonsense but you're scarily on point with the rest of what you said. Funny you posted an Elliot rodger pic too, they make a point to identify and psyop anyone who could potentially be another ER

>>35133940
Take a seat rigth over there

>>35134203

Are you OP?

Dude, this sounds like some schizophrenic-grade delusion if you're serious. The FBI doesn't give a shit about any of us here. You're seeing what you want to see, probably

>>35133940
TLDR breh

>>35134204

That's what I wanna know. Honestly it's probably just wrong place at the right time. I would say that it was "nothing personnel" except I've made many a spicy posts over my 4chan career and pissed off a few.

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I'm gonna need alot more of this if you expect me to start believing your bullshit.

>>35134155

i already had a full blown psychotic episode and almost had a heart attack because of it. it mostly involved religious experiences and for the first time i understood why Jesus is one a cross and the philosophy behind Christianity

>>35134242

You think I just conjured up a short and older black man with an eyepatch?

Right. You know exactly who I'm talking about.

>>35134232

The lazer is not non sense, I feel it every you zap me with it. You guys are assholes and nobody can stop you.

And you're racist.

>>35134278

*on a cross

>>35134278
> i understood why Jesus is one a cross and the philosophy behind Christianity

Enlighten us.

The FBI does monitor 4chan, that's well known.

However, they will only target you if you follow a repetitive posting pattern that includes keywords, which include but aren't limited to :

Civil war
Bombings
Uprising
Anti-semitism
Violence in general
Assassinations

Any kind of high profile criminal intent that could go federal, basically

Basically if you're a complete retard and keep blabbering on about how you want to bomb your school while fucking a little kid and chanting the ISIS anthem and beheading all white males then yeah the FBI will come pay you a visit

Hell even if you keep posting that you hate Jews and want a race war they'll come for you or any kind of constant, inflammatory stuff

The only way the FBI will target you is if you're a god damn violent retard who vocalized their violent fantasies on an FBI monitored site or into CP (also a retard)

You're posting about a lot more than just night time driving if the FBI are following you around, however, you're also probably just a paranoid schizophrenic because the FBI will just fucking take you into custody for an interrogation if they have enough evidence to start watching your home activities

I know there's FBI on /pol/ and /r9k/ and I'm sure I've hit many of their red flag trigger words so if you read this post please confirm I'm right

>>35134295
sorry, allow me to elaborate. It's a targeted frontal lobe destruction beam developed to bring out latent schizophrenia in those individuals "we" find easily malleable. Not a lazer as you referred to it. We like to call it a crazy beam.

>>35134318

Yeah okay, you just said a lot of shit basically admitting the FBI monitors r9k users.

Right into my trap.

>>35134254
why would that justify having 6-8 ppl monitor you? that just seems like a tremendous waste of resources when they could be monitoring terrorists.

>>35134354

That's what I wanna know too. Like what did I do that was so terrible that they started flying over my house with special laser beams?

>>35134344

But I'm not malleable, like at all. You've been zapping me for years.

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>hear the helicopters flying around at 3 in the morning
>nervously delete porn folder

every time. I've had to start over like 4 times now

In fact, I'll go as far as to say that I'm the least malleable individual that the FBI ever tried to play doh.

That's why I'm special, I'm fresh research for your MK ULTRA.

>"how in the fuck do we program this dude? He's resisting everything desu."

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>>35134318
What if I have a happy merchant folder?

>>35133940
>what else do you shills want to know about me?

Why do you eat so much yogurt?

>>35134352
Even assuming all he said is true, having a piece of software that sends an alert every time its algorithm detects a possible threat isn't the same thing as agents following you around. That's paranoid schizophrenia. Please seek help

>>35133940

you mean you have paranoid schizophrenia

the FBI can't even stop criminal organizations shipping tonnes of drugs anywhere they want, they don't care about 4chan shitposters

And my scary high IQ won't get passed on to be a US citizen or citizen of any nation.

I have last laugh bitch. I never wanted to topple the system, merely to stabilize and harmonize it.

>>35134513

It's both. Algorithms when they're off duty, and live monitoring when they're fresh with agents in the field.

Helicopters and house visits and work stalking.

Don't think you fooled me with your "oh I'm just the solar panels guy" bit.

That's why I'm a "white knight ", I'm being as nice as I can before I pass on with out an heir, this is my vengeance.

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>>35134533
>tfw you recognize the inherent long-term instability of the system and are actively accelerating it so that it will collapse

NEVER contact me in public!

Black SUVs park outside my window a lot of times

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I know i'm on at least a few lists for downloading certain files and posting certain things. Come get me boys. Prison is probably more comfortable than this hell.
>i do own firearms
>i have radical religious beliefs
>i have all the pizzagate files
>i saw the alien picture
>i know about the Australian connection
>i've seen the spectre code
>i know you idiots shill and data mine here
Also I have information that will lead to Hillary Clinton's arrest as well as the arrests of her compatriots.

I don't notice everything, but I see enough to piece together what's going on.

I'm just a dude who's had some hard breaks, found a little website that was basically anonymous MySpace and used it to vent.

This means that it's a green light to start a whole program on me to experiment and collect and record me.

Cool. Why would anyone want to have children again? Remind me, so that they can be stalked by my government and experimented on?

No thank you.

>>35134516
just like hemnigway was crazy? there are other important people who told their loved ones they were being followed by law enforcement only to be called crazy, but when an act of transparency was passed, it was revealed the fbi was following them all along.

"why would they survey a robot?"

obviously because this place attracts those more likely to commit an act against society.

stop being stupid and close minded.

Anyone else cover up the camera on their laptop?

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>>35133940
yea i know this feel anon, i noticed recently that there is an FBI titled wifi spot near my house. i'm not doing anything wrong per say i mean i started the r9k bible and that is crazy shit but its just for the luls i even put in the title that the website is a giant fucking meme. but whatever i guess.

>>35134785
i do. so does zuckerberg.

Yep. Selected to be a case study. And here you are telling me to stop being robot and just be a normal person like nothing was ever done, okay right.

>>35133940
I already did a background check with the FBI and gave them my fingerprints.
Lmao

>>35134785
I can't even imagine how many hours of me jacking off and picking my nose the government has on me. I pity the poor soul that has to pour through all that footage, but at least they're well compensated

I feel like this thread may be a form of gaslighting people into believing law enforcement surveilance in this website is ridiculous. the op is saying some outrageous things.

maybe, maybe not. just something to keep in mind.

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>>35134780
>tfw INTP with severe anti-social personality disorder
if they want to research me, by all means, take me to the Dulce base with the aliens and let me study me there. Please. Let me drive an Evangelion while we're at it and I promise not to cause 2nd impact.

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>>35134874
>the reply was deleted
oh god what does this mean?

>>35134813
Can someone redpill me on this glassy eyed mastermind? Seems like he's in on something

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>>35134393
hahahaha this is great this is the best post ive seen all fucking day

>>35134861
exactly, as if the government would bother visiting this site lmao. Bunch of schizophrenic losers, hahahahahahahaha

As if.

>>35134861
It's just an RP thread but unlike most people here I've actually gotten checked by the FBI >>35134837
For job purposes

>>35134943
why wouldnt they? its full of antisocial people. if theres a part of american law enforcement dedicated to preventing domestic terrorism, which you know there is, this is one of the most important websites for them to keep their eyes on. its only logic; dont argue logic.

I'll watch my tongue because you've basically outed yourselves.

I'll say this - it's pretty cruel and inhuman to experiment on me and then tell me to just stop being a robot and go be normal.

Like that wasn't what I was trying to do all along, all my life from day one.

If you only knew, I mean it, if you only knew the kind of hell I went through to be what I am and that sometimes the only thing that kept walking forward was the goodness in people of my friends and their families in America. Because I wanted to be like them, to have a loving family like they did for myself one day. These dreams are what kept me going.

And over the years, I told you about my deepest hopes, fears, the beginning of love... and you took that and you tried your best to twist and corrupt them for your experiment on me.

And you have the gall to tell me I'm wrong for being this way for being angry, I've been waiting for you step from behind the curtain so I could give you a piece of my mind.

You took it all, and now you're honestly wondering what keeps me going.

I'm a human robot, I will go on for as long as my human power source beats on. And one day that power source will shut down.

>>35134393
>used to live near Kirkland airforce base
>one night couldn't sleep and was went outside for some reason
>5 unmarked black hawk helicopters in formation tear through the sky away from the base
>now convinced WW3 was minutes away
>know they store nukes under the base
>run into room and have panic attack until the sun comes up
then i recently come to find out that Kirkland was where the centered operations on UFO disinformation and purposefully drove this guy insane feeding him fake information

fuck

>>35134693
i feel ya anon why do they have to target US ? why ?! we are just broken people who find solace in this place ! not to mention that with the media attention most of us will be moving sites soon (you probably know which one) because the normies are here on a regular basis now

>>35133940

>That guy in a suit walking down the street was totally an FBI agent, not just someone taking a walk
>Someone made eye contact with me when they were driving looking for a specific address in my neighborhood, they must be undercover police!
>"Let's gas up the helicopter and fly over this guy's house JUST to shine the spotlight on him for a few seconds and fly away!"

You probably have paranoid schizophrenia and should get checked out.

>>35134963
i can also call your posts rp if i so desire

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>mfw we're living in a cyberpunk dystopia but most dont realize it

Something just flew over my house, I just want to say for the record I was lying, shills aren't real and there's no way any government agency would waste their time on a website like this. It's all a roleplaying fantasy and i'll never do it again. If anyone else reads this, tell my mother I love her and I'm sorry.

>>35135052
lol you in Albuquerque new mexico ?

>>35135170

are you actually jealous? are you actually jealous that helicopters aren't flying over your house and zapping you with beams??

seriously. i mean you can have mine. hey can you fly over this guys house too? you can stop experimenting on me, this guy just volunteered for the hot seat thanks.

We're coming for you, Joseph.

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>>35135204
dude what the fuck is wrong with you holy shit you really are a fucking scitz ! jesus christ.

>>35135217
Oh jesus fucking christ, I'm done. I'm sorry, I won't ever talk about it again just please stop

>>35135266
You knew better, Joseph. This was your last chance.
55 55 35 52 55 45 68 61

Sorry, but you're a failure. By the end of the month we will have to put you down.

>>35134674
>i saw the alien picture
What did he mean by this?

you guys the agents, and then you have the shills. when the agents leave, the shills get orders to cover their tracks.

you think i don't know? come on, it's transparent as clean glass with an iq this big desu.

>>35135300
look we can talk about this, I can change. I'll never post here again you don't need to do th

>>35135342
Goodnight, Joseph.

>>35135352
hey buddy fuck you get off his back

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>>35134674
did you actually see the alien picture?can you describe it i want to know if this is close to it

>>35135352
we are here because we are broken we are here because society outlasted us you asshole and YOU are part of that problem

>>35135380
Do you think this is a joke, Nathan? Joseph thought he was out of our grasp, he wasn't.

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>>35135410
names not Nathan but good try faggot originoli right here originaoli hahahahahah

>>35135426
Oh, you haven't found out about your real parents yet. I'm so sorry, Nathan.

>>35133940
Sucks to be you, im outside their jurisdiction and reach
Even if they did know about me so what?
>"Look sir it's that freaky wanker again, look at him browsing that disgusting porn"
>"Public enemy number one, keep track of him i want to see what kind of nasty porn he wanks to next!"

>>35135462
hahahahahahahaha that is great lol this is halarious i love this fucking thread lol this is so fucking awos e

>>35135329
the /pol/ picture

>>35135400
That is the picture but they leaked it like this after it was posted to create a disbelief narrative. The picture originally posted wasn't distorted at all.

You're being Gangstalked. I'd suggest subscribing to NappyHeadedRoots yt channel. He can help you out.

>>35135426
>not knowing your original birth name before you were adopted
I hate to break it to you man, but your birth name really was Nathan. That's about all I can legally disclose.

>>35135462
ditto. thats the only reason why i post in these threads; they cant get me. not like they need to anyway, im not planning on doing anything.

cover their tracks real good, girls.

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>>35135509
Did nobody save it? Are the FBI gonna raid me now that I know?

>>35133940
I've flipped off suspected agents
nigga I'm just a NEET i got nothing to hide
literally throwing tax money down the drain they could be paying me damn

FUCK YOU FBI and CIA/other 3 letter agency!

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>>35135542
d-d-d-dad is that you ?

if the FBI are investigating you I highly doubt it's because you use 4chan kekerino.
go see a doctor to MAKE SURE you're not schizophrenic or something, i'm not saying you are, but it is a possibility.

hey seriously you could take me and nobody would really know or care. My family would assume i ran away to kill myself. They probably wouldn't even file a police report. Let me test the alien drugs. I'll do it for a fiber optic internet connection and a cheeseburger and we both know that's basically asking for nothing

>>35135588
I imagine the people who saved it are already dead. Nobody cares if you have the disinformation picture. They want you to spread that.

>>35133940
There are way too many people on here to investigate.

>>35135588
if you have the source its not off the realm of possibility. Anons are getting banned left and right even on /x/(not even off topic there)

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>>35134318

>some FBI anon was just directed to this post because of their tracking shit
>all he did was laugh and leave the thread tabbed to browse later once he's done with what he's doing right now that he already knows is more important than this thread is gonna be
>maybe he even shitposted once or twice in the thread since he's been here so long he can blend in effortlessly

>>35135645
The nsa could tap into a billion of IPs years ago and their hardware got exponentially better, somewhere there is a named/unnamed folder of metadata about us all.

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>>35133940
Look OP, this website even though it archives threads after they die, has such a complex fucking algorithm that it would take a genius to break it and put it into mathematical terms thats why this site is so successful anon. that is why moot went to work for google.

>>35133940
are you the anon that was doing meth for the first time, and got hooked after just one week?

man, you got down way faster than i thougth

>>35135679
>can blend in effortlessly
You mean he got corrupted and became one with the abyss he was staring at?
Seriously what kind of sadistic fuck sends normies to browse /b/, /pol/, /r9k/ etc shit holes for their country?

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>>35135748

Here's the question though. At what point does it stop being him blending in with us, and instead flip and then turns into him blending in with them?

Also, what board do you guys think is the FBI's favorite?

the reason this board is so fucking popular is due to elliot rodgers

>>35135794
I think they hate all the boards as much for turning them into degenerates, though if id have to guess it would be love / hate for /d/
And to answer your other question i think it starts when they start proxy wanking at the shit they've seen here, they know how to avoid detection so they have little to fear in terms of getting caught

>>35133940
>>spics are chaotic neutral because they are mixed with everything and can empathize with each racial viewpoint
lol

>>35135811

don't forget Adam Kallack and Chris Mercer too.

And Sarah Palin's hacked emails.

>>35135679
I might remember you from that other thread
thanks for having the one reasonable opinion on the thing, if you in fact have it

>>35133940
the fbi have to have a certain amount of leads or investigations such as the cops do per week. so even if youre a good person at heart, they need to fulfill this quota, or else it appears that theyre not doing their job.

>>35135893

we had an audit too.

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>>35135849

No way man. 4chan isn't even as bad anymore as most of the people here try to make it out to be. Seriously. I'd imagine long timers would know by now what really goes on here, though the young guns might think they can make a sick bust on the hacker known as 4chan. It's only a dangerous site in terms of corrupting you if you spend too much time here during your more formative years.

>>35135863

You don't have to worry about thanking me at all anon. After all, the fact remains that you're probably remembering someone else. I'd like to think my style of posting and such isn't distinct enough to be picked out by one post.

>>35134218
>Camera installed in ass to collect sperm samples

Kek. Here have an upvote

>>35135988
honestly i can tell you that my way of thinking has changed so drastically since i started browsing this site back 3 years ago. its fucked me up for the worst. for some reason now i actually want to die ! i recently picked up the habit of smoking and dipping just so i can shroten my lifespan

>>35133940
You're exhibitting very serious signs of paranoid schizophrenia

>>35133940
>people still think the FBI doesn't monitor 4chan even though two dozen or so mass-shooters have already posted on here to announce their plans

cho did it, mercer did it, malldude did it, probably missing a few

>also, inb4 op gets v&

>>35136099
I bet they told Bruce Wayne the exact same thing and look at him now, he's a billionaire crime fighter and he cleaned up gotham through force of will and resolve

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>>35136044

I could say the same, but that's probably because I spent the majority my teenage years here. The sense of humor and culture has been so deeply ingrained in me that there probably isn't any hope left of a "normal" life, but since I'm so used to all of this, I wouldn't have it any other way. This website has been such a big part of my life for the past ten plus years, it's literally part of my entire life's story.

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>>35133997
Have you ever heard of Central Intelligence Agency, fuckboii?

>>35136233
For all my bitching, I am fucking grateful to this site for helping me. I could've been a bluepilled retard with normie opinions for my entire life.

People are like "oh, 4chan damages you" and that's bullshit. You take a young dude, keep him insulated in public schools, keep him safely away from degeneracy, and out pops either a Facebook subhuman who recirculates Infowars shit, or a 100% institutionalized cuck who thinks Hillary should've won.

Fuck that.

>>35136396
preach it anon this is so fucking true its not even funny

>>35136291
have you ever heard of WWIII
it's this thing you really don't want to start

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>>35136422
technically speaking i dont think any country would actually have the balls to pull the trigger when it comes to nuklear bombs it would start a chain reaction and we would all die basically

>>35133940
Wow then I'd have someone who actually cares about me!

>>35136453
von jewmann's like 50 years in the ground and no one's coming to save you
your bullshit panopticon is gonna eat strontium, faggot

>>35136396
Be real, you weren't pilled by anything at all.

>>35136534
>"4chan is harmful"
>No, actually that's wrong, because [etc.]
>"Okay actually it doesn't do anything"
lol

>>35136453
there have been instances in which the order to carry out a nuclear attack has been given, but was not fulfilled because of one single person who didnt think it was quite right.

i believe that this one time, a russian submarine detected a bunch of missiles heading towards them, so they started the procedure to choot back, nuclearly. the only reason why they didnt pull the trigger was because the sub fleet's top guy, which wasnt normally in that one sub, didnt give his approval. the other two guys that had to give their approval had already done so, but this one guy, that was not usually aboard that sub, didnt.

Anyone who doesn't think the FBI doesn't give a little priority to people who frequent 4chan is either fooling himself or ignorant of the ease with which the government vacuums up our data.

But they just think that most of us are kind of gross losers. The only people they probably really are watching are those that post in certain kinds of threads mainly on /b/.

>Not knowing how to get guns
They sell them at fucking Wal-mart. No one is spying on OP because OP is clearly retarded.

actually I experienced something similar to OP.
There was a cop car sitting outside my house for a while down the road from where I live facing my house.
I own stuff that the state would know about that they wouldn't want having bad things done with.
They know I surf here.
In Obama's America I think anything is possible.

>>35136566
>>35136566
>so they started the procedure to choot back
>choot

How, man? The reply form even has spellchecking built in.

>>35136550
No. I meant you weren't pilled before 4chan at all.

>>35136569
>if we make people too angry and paranoid they'll start wrecking up the place
>better ease off the heat
it's too late; the "frog" has jumped, so to speak

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>>35134466
>the fbi knows i collect rare merchants

>>35136601
it does? i didnt know that.

it was an unfunny joke, regardless. youre supposed to say it in a funny accent. yu choot at dem.

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>>35133940
back to /x/ where you belong.

>>35136135
Did cho really post here?

>>35133940
You have paranoid schizophrenia. Now kill yourself you dumbfuck. How fucking have retarded you to be to not realize you have schizophrenia?

>>35133940
This site is pro Trump. He isntgoing to touch his golden goose. More likely he's watching reddit and liberal leaning sights for when he bans voting by people don't join the GOP

>>35134318
definitely not true. stop scaring robots.

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>>35133940

every chan site is being spied on and manipulated by outside sources to corrupt the narrative even before we became the controlling mainstream media.

/r9k/ otself is full of racemixing advocates and homosexual propagandist trying to normalize degeneracy.

Helicopters are normal
Why would you even get excited over that
You probably live near a prison or in one. Even people in prison have cell phones and probably pick up "fembots".

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>>35136291
lol id like to see a CIA agent waste their time traveling all the way to Europe just to tell me my porn is nasty and i need Jesus

>>35136832
you sound pretty paranoid, goy

>>35136291
You mean the state sponsored drug cartel? Yeah I've heard of it.

>>35133940
>have done nothing wrong except being a weird sperg

have fun wasting your time mr. lawman

>>35135100
Yeah but I can easily post proof

>>35133940
Literally get arrested, they'll stop fucking with you after that

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>>35133940

>mfw some poor FBI agent has to hope that one of these Hikki-Neets come out of their house at least once a month.

Oh man oh man.

The FBI literally must not have anything better to do if they're gangstalking me. I'm dead fucking serious.

I'm just some random wage slave that gets off on cartoon porn and JAV. I've got nothing that interests them, that's for sure. I'm not even Mad Thad tier in terms of being a criminal.

And I'm not even sure what the hell the FBI would do to look over an actual Hikki-Neet that's on here. Would they just hope that they go out for some food once in a while? jesus, that'd have to be one insufferable job. At least with the average normie or wage slaver, you get suspense and wonder over where he's driving too, or what's his habits, but watching over a NEET holed up in his home all day and having to tell your superiors that that's literally all he does must be fucking painful, especially since your superiors probably wouldn't even believe it.

>>35137156
mad thad wasn't mad thad tier
I'm like 60-70% sure they charged him for loli and he was black so he didn't know he could challenge it/couldn't afford to/didn't think he'd win

also they straight up make crime so they have something to get paid for

Anyone who would spend their time observing me in any way is beyond retarded to the point that it's laughable.

>>35133940
OP, you're clinically insane.

>>35137156
>"What new information have you learned of the NEET's diabolical plan to take over the country?"
>"... he masturbated to pony picks and posted a offensive joke online sir"
>"those clever fucks, we shall never lose this war of attrition, assign more men to monitor these fiendish NEETS! i know those commie bastards are up to something!"

>>35137107
source: have been arrested

>>35134466
For a brief period of her life, like 2 years max, she was sexy as fuck, like legit fat titted jewess. she doesnt look so good these days.

>>35134242
Actually they do. Ever since the case of Chris Harper-Mercer, who announced about his attack anonymously here before it happened. They follow all the other similar places as well, with similar, potential attackers posting on them.

>>35134318
Does that list include the names of well known mass murderers?

I would like to remind the FBI that;
>'The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.'

'Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.'

>>35133940
You are a paranoid schizophrenic. No one is watching you. The police don't give a shit about you. Do you realize how busy the average special agent at the FBI is or how busy the police are.

The proof is your paranoia about the helicopter.... Are you in jail?

So a helicopter was flying over your head and you think it was looking for you. They only fly a copter when they are looking for active suspects. Not to "spy" on unemployed idiots living at home jumping rope.


You are insane

if someone is investigating me then they're going to be extremely bored considering i spend literally all day in my room and just shitpost on this shithole

>>35133940

I've been posting on nu-r9k since early 2011; I've had a spook or two but nothing to overtly tell me that they're Onto Me, apart from the requisite being watched.

I did cool it around here around Umpqua and the ultra-violence spike being reported in the mass media like 18 months ago; I still come here, but I've never used it quite as much.

(Funnily, I do have very tangential connections to certain things).

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>>35138395

>rageing long post claiming all the facts about chan sites being supervisioned are just an insane conspiracy

>>35137188
Nah, it was 3d for sure.
It's not possible to be into loli and not know what cp is but still know enough to make a folder named "don't click > cp > cp"
No one would label their 2d loli folder cp. Unless they are on several layers of irony, but Thad wasn't that.

>>35138476
are you sure
he seemed pretty goddamn ironic

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I've been here 8 years, fbi don't care unless you're some kind of sperg who goes around screeching stupid threats.

Stop being paranoid you dumbass. Unless, no, are you some kind of pedo op?

>>35138157
Seems rather pointless. Not everyone is going to announce they're going to do something online if they do it.

oh fug. tonight I saw someone in a van pull up to my driveway, stop, then go forward. then they fucking BACKED UP to my driveway again before driving off. I'm scared.

>>35133940
>implying visiting an FBI honey pot won't get me on the list

I've known the NSA and FBI have been monitoring my online activity for years, Probably pre kazaa days when I got all those DMCA's


If you post on /pol/ you'll get a federal agent outside your house 24/7

>>35139137
you're bugged now boyo

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CAN'T BE STUMPED. DRAIN THE SWAMP!!!

>>35139361
haha swump

>>35139317
Do they get really get a officer to watch people?

Now that I understand my audience, this is different.

None of you can say you can walk in my shoes, none.

None alive, any ways.

You wanted to test me , but with no safety for my physical and mental health.

You were aware of what might happen and did it to me anyway, without my consent or knowledge.

I was only given vague warnings, but even then it was already too late.

If I'm regarded with such hatred and suspicion, can you really imagine what my life is like and why I choose to hide in my basement ?

None of you could last a year in these heavy boots. Most would tap out after a week.

I'm super but only a man. I'm weakening.

I tried to live the best I can.