>he deleted his thread
>>35153441
Who did? Who triggered you?
>you cannot delete a post this old
THEN WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT
FUCK YOU
>tfw masturbated to uncooked food again
>>35153402
If I may inquire, to what exactly?
>>35153491
frozen cheese pizza
You complain about how hard you have things, but you're full of shit. You don't have life hard at all.
>Oh noes wimmens don't like me :(
>Oh noes muh anxiety.
Fuuuuuuuuck off! You're rich! You live in really nice houses! You've never been homeless, you've never had to work hard just to get by!
Think about what you eat! It's not top ramen, or mac and cheese, its' steak and shrimp every fucking night for you!
>Uh-bloo-bloo no wimmens
Dude, you can cuddle with your fucking stacks of cash you pieces of entitled garbage. How many square feet is that fucking house you stay in?
I live in a teeny tiny little apartment eating hamburger helper and beans, while you're out living the high life!
Just pay for women to sleep with you! Stop being so fucking incompetent! You expect me to feel sorry for you when you've got all this money, and all these resources?
This is true. I am very well off and I came to realise that my life, excpet for women, is close to perfect. It helped me see how lucky I am and made me appreciate everything and be more happy.
Although I would like to know how a woman's body feels like, but oh well. One can't have everything.
Quality thread, OP. Too bad it will die because it doenst include the word femanon and/or traps.
>>35153291
>It's not top ramen,
it's maruchan
>How many square feet is that fucking house you stay in?
it's 600 sq ft studio apartment
>you've never had to work hard just to get by!
No, YOU'VE never had to work hard just to get by. I live in Eastern Europe, fag. Average monthly salary here is what Americans make in 3-4 days. I have to work and take care of my mentally ill mother, which has gotten especially difficult after my father died of cancer last year.
>Think about what you eat! It's not top ramen, or mac and cheese, its' steak and shrimp every fucking night for you!
Potatoes, beans, cheap processed sausages. Sometimes real meat if I can save enough money to buy it.
>How many square feet is that fucking house you stay in?
No house. Just a tiny room in my grandparents' small commieblock apartment.
And yeah, women don't like me. It'd be nice if they did, but they don't. And even if I weren't dirt poor even by my own shit country's standards, I still think I have a right to feel upset about that.
Which one of you guys did this
>>35153280
>About to Kermit the sue of side
Why would someone make this
>kermit the sue of side
Took me a second but that's pretty funny
What counts as a first kiss?
If you had one when you were just a little kid like 7 years old does it still count?
I would say it doesn't count if it happened before puberty. Before that, girls might be happy to kiss you out of curiosity and the will to emulate adults, but they don't have real sexual interest in you, hence it doesn't validate your worthiness to exist.
In kindergarden I "married" a girl, and I kissed another girl that I was close friends with on a Christmas eve. I also bathed with her several times, and we once had a sleep-over were we took of our pants before falling asleep, because we thought that was what sleeping together meant and we wanted to try it. Yet, all these female friends fell off as soon as puberty began, and their socially opportunistic nature took over. I never came this close to a girl again.
>What counts as a first kiss?
The first time you kiss.
>25 (almost 26)
>kissless virgin
>no idea how to talk to a girl
>socially retarded/anxiety
>school dropout, no job
>boring face
>balding
>manlet
You are in right place.
>>35153035
then go ... uhh ... do things ? :/idk
>22
>NEET since 15
>Never worked a day in my life
What do? Where do i go, how do i live? I dont and wont get a job, ever. I am human not some fucking robot or slave ready to serve mr shekelburg.
There must be some place where people live like people without slaving their life away in exchange for papers, r....right guys?
I dont want to kill myself but i dont see any other way out. And as the time goes by i feel like i HAVE to do something. Either something totally out of character and against the law or pack my bag and get the fuck out somewhere.
I dont want to live like this, i need a purpose. INB4 normie slaves pour in and tell me that job will give me a purpose.
either get a job or grow and sell drugs. no other choice. mr. shekelstein is in control, until the proles wake up and overthrow him (aka never) that is how it is. if you really have nothing to lose try to start a small easily-manageable business. don't go to college because you'll be trapped.
Just start your own biz if you want to really be in control of your life
But it is harder by far than just working a job, just so your know
>>35152905
im sure the army could use a warm body.
why do hipsters love owning dogs that suffer just because they're "cute"
tfw people love small deformed dogs and cats
they dislike short men and deformed men
frick
>>35152883
Well the solution is the same to both
Neuter them and put them up for adoption
they arent even cute
looks like someone smashed the poor things head with a hammer
>Going to my first party with alchohol, it's my 21st birthday.
>Everybody there is friends with each other, hard to socialize.
>Try leaving early, just not having a good time.
>Obvious that I'm uncomfortable, so my friend brings over this girl
>NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE
>The crazy thing is, we actually start taking
>Her favorite things are Overwatch, 4chan, Hot pockets
>Eventually we start hanging outside of my friends partys, just the two of us
>For a while we just hold hands and hug, nothing untamable
>Looking up in life instead of the iusual Robot routine.
>Only me
>Only her
>Really feels good man
>Eventually we get more intamate
>VERY hot in the bedroom, 24/7
>Every time I get home from work, freaky head
>Realization hits me
>Y would she be so good at giving head?
>Boyfriends? Natural Talent?
>Overthinking it, I ask her
>Definitly wrong thing to do, she screams and shouts
>Yesterday she was so chill, now she's mad as hell and I get no head
>Wank off instead
>Another day, another Nut
>Leavig the house for work next morning
>"K" and "whatever" is all she said to me this morning in our text
>The strange thing is, I've been feeling even more lonely lately
>Her responses are so sour lately, starting to rethink the relationship
>Every once in a while, I catch her looking at the safe where I keep my papers/glock
>During Friday night, we had a big argument.
>I storm off to my room, she to the office
>Nearby, I can hear the safe popping
>"Oh shit, she wouldn't actually do it would she?" I start thinking
>Super-Sayan myself outta the room, hoping she didn't have the barrel of my revolver in her mouth
>An ear shattering "BLAM" fills the house
>Uranium color fills the air, booming voice about me shouts "hey XLBUDHAH, can I get about three fiddy.."
>Realize thy my girlfriend is actually a 8 story talk crustacean from the Protozoic era!
My response was the first letter of every arrow here.
whyyyyyyyyyy oranje
You know, I have a lot of respect for you guys. The fact that you can come up with a coherent story that makes sense by going off of a specific set of letters to start off with is pretty crazy.
This sort of shitposting is, unlike other kinds, an artform.
Respect, OP. Respect.
>>35152637
Very "creative" pasta.
For you.
Why can't I be a Red Baron (pic related)? Why can't I be a Mohammed Ali? Why can't I be a Simo Hayha?
I want to be THE ACE
I want to be respected for my extreme skill in a certain field, but I can't have that, instead I'm the complete opposite, a failure in everything I have ever tried and I am easily surpassed by newbies who have been trying for much less time than me in whatever I'm trying.
It's not fair
>>35152591
we all want to be best at something anon, but there can only be 1 in each field and there are way more people than respectable fields
>>35152702
That and every passion I've ever had I gave up on after finding shit too hard and not improving as fast as others.
>>35152591
If it was so easy to be, that you simply had to want it enough, then it would't be special.
How the fuck is every single cunt in the world living independently with a job, a house with a 1.5 car carage, a 2017 car in the suburbs while most men are struggling just to survive while probably living with their parentsb?
>>35152479
Women are really and truly willing to do anything for money, and since most jobs today are bullshit that requires submission and eating shit, it's a perfect environment for them. Most men, though, even the most lowly have some pride and honor, and can't take bullshit for long.
>>35152479
>Women basically get free college just for being female.
>Women under 35 make more than men at the same job under 35 according to every single study done since the late 90s.
>Women don't have to pay for dates.
>Women get free drinks at clubs.
>Women pay less for car insurance.
>A woman can literally masturbate on a live webcam in her home and make more that night then most men will make in 2 months.
Basically its cheaper to be a woman and hell of a lot easier to make money as a woman.
apparently months long "flatline" (lack of libido) is "normal" when doing nofap
why do people still believe in this dangerous meme? months of eunuchdom is probably going to make their dicks atrophy
>>35152422
I've been debating on never masturbaiting again because I don't plan on ever getting in a relationship and 28 years is a good headscarf on not being in a relationship. And if like you say so is true I loose libido, that'd be a ultra plus.
>>35152422
I'm 18 and still an ugly KHHV with no end in sight, so if I can get rid of something that makes me lonely than I will take it.
How do we ensure every Asian chick fucks at least one white guy in their lives?
let the jews brainwash them
and keep them away from me because I want nothing to do with a disgusting gook slut
>>35152361
Is there a source for that? Why is it so hard to find porn of tall white men fucking cute asian girls?
I never had such looks from women after doing this for 2 weeks and then basically ignoring them.
I have no fucking affection for chicks anymore because masturbation kills my urges and I actually enjoy that more than sex itself.
Anyone else feel the same way
stop jerking off to yourself in the mirror looking brood and mysterious, ass.
One of the autistic things I've read in my lifetime.
>>35152077
>autistic
How? I dress and keep my self-esteem up to the max while having chicks look at me.
The problem with you is you actually want women or their love. That shit means nothing to me. I just enjoy teasing them now.
Try being ugly and turned down then call me autistic for doing the same normal fucking asshole
>have to go to bed in a few hours for another soulcrushing week of wageslaving
i don't know how much longer i can keep doing this
>>35151991
You're one helium tank away from dying peacefully in your sleep
>>35151991
I look at the clock, and in about 7 hours I'm gonna hear that alarm, yanking me out of peaceful nothingness.
And instead of going to bed I'm listening to Bill Burr talk about combustion engines.
I'm gonna have to pass for a happy normie for 8 hours straight tomorrow, I just can't do that when I'm tired.