>Going to my first party with alchohol, it's my 21st

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>Going to my first party with alchohol, it's my 21st birthday.
>Everybody there is friends with each other, hard to socialize.
>Try leaving early, just not having a good time.
>Obvious that I'm uncomfortable, so my friend brings over this girl
>NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE
>The crazy thing is, we actually start taking
>Her favorite things are Overwatch, 4chan, Hot pockets
>Eventually we start hanging outside of my friends partys, just the two of us
>For a while we just hold hands and hug, nothing untamable
>Looking up in life instead of the iusual Robot routine.
>Only me
>Only her
>Really feels good man
>Eventually we get more intamate
>VERY hot in the bedroom, 24/7
>Every time I get home from work, freaky head
>Realization hits me
>Y would she be so good at giving head?
>Boyfriends? Natural Talent?
>Overthinking it, I ask her
>Definitly wrong thing to do, she screams and shouts
>Yesterday she was so chill, now she's mad as hell and I get no head
>Wank off instead
>Another day, another Nut
>Leavig the house for work next morning
>"K" and "whatever" is all she said to me this morning in our text
>The strange thing is, I've been feeling even more lonely lately
>Her responses are so sour lately, starting to rethink the relationship
>Every once in a while, I catch her looking at the safe where I keep my papers/glock
>During Friday night, we had a big argument.
>I storm off to my room, she to the office
>Nearby, I can hear the safe popping
>"Oh shit, she wouldn't actually do it would she?" I start thinking
>Super-Sayan myself outta the room, hoping she didn't have the barrel of my revolver in her mouth
>An ear shattering "BLAM" fills the house
>Uranium color fills the air, booming voice about me shouts "hey XLBUDHAH, can I get about three fiddy.."
>Realize thy my girlfriend is actually a 8 story talk crustacean from the Protozoic era!
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