My dad is such a belligerent piece of shit. He hasn't put hands on me since I was 15 but constantly threatens to. The only reason why I haven't called him out on his shit is because I'm a broke 22 year old college student who needs somewhere to live for the next two years until I get my degree. Fucking swear when I'm on my own the next time he talks shit I'm challenging this fuck to a fight.
I fought your dad once. I HADOUKEND his boipucci back to the '70's.
>>35304384
Go fuck his shit up right now. Just sucker punch him. And fucking beat him to a bloody pulp. Show him, who's in charge.
tfw dad died feels bad man
Does it look autistic if I tuck my t shirt into my track pants
I'm sure you'd look autistic either way.
>>35304401
Desu anon you're more right than even you realize.
I have a very autistic looking face and I don't know what to do about it. No matter how I dress I still look like a weirdo.
"It is not hard man,just be yourself and girls will chase you"
>tfw you discover that your dad is not actually your real dad
Its probably possible given that im the tallest person in my family (in 4 or 5 generations.)
>>35304335
SON, SHE SAID
HAVE I GOT A LITTLE STORY FOR YOU
>>35304886
heheheh good joke man
I have put myself in this position by thinking i was able to choose and decide if i were to live a solitary life or one of co-dependence on others but this is quite obviously not true or the only two options yet as always stating the obvious or problem doesnt help provide a solution.
I thought i could live alone due to an unadmitted phobia of dating. I never questioned why am i alone? why dont i have a girlfriend or lots of friends? Because i knew the answer, it was quite obvious...i didnt try, i never put in any effort thinking i could choose not to, but i can't. I am a human; ashamedly, and i need human connection. the pain without it far exceeds any pain that could possibly come from attempts to achieve those goals.
I've known the issue all along but have never been able to face it because i know it means alot of hard work...even so it seems i am physically incapable of taking that first step. My body simply wont allow me at this point, it responds independent of my thoughts; I can be thinking only of all the positive outcomes and yet my heart will race, I'll sweat exceesively for no reason and feel all around weak and disembodied and left completely unable to deal with the situation.
So I am in a dificult spot, one that would seem inescapable without help and i need a catalyst, something, anything that can simply get me past that first step and start trying so i can then begin to ease with the knowledge that once i am at last participating it will only be a matter of time before results can be observed.
I dont just owe it to myself to try and make and effort and change i owe to that girl out there that i will eventually find and form a bond with she needs that too right? Everyone has some intimate relationship throughout life, thats the very point of life isnt it? Yet i cant seem to form that with anyone. I dont or didnt even know how to start...i still dont.
Thats what everyone has ever done, they form a special relationship with someone(s) and make something together whether it be a family, a life, memories. What other point to living is there? So i have no choice. I have to better myself and put in that effort i dont have any other beliefs so thats the only thing left to keep me going. I cant think about failure because with nothing else means to not go on.
So this is me.
a 25 year old robot ready to find my first date and finally start living a life instead of hiding away at every given oportunity out of that irrational fear that i'll have to form an intimate relationship with another human being. signing out on last resorts.
>>35304302
I've grown up to be a loner. I've tried to be social, sometimes even with success, it still wasn't worth the effort. Even getting a girlfriend wasn't worth the effort.
Solitary life is much more rewarding.
Why are all non-Asian women so fucking gross?
>>35304301
because you can't get them
I don't think non-Asian girls are gross, but as an Asian girl, thank you for the compliment, OP.
>>35304312
I can't get Asian girls either
>>35304314
Post your chink vagoo
>tfw stinkiee assy
>>35304198
i-i can l-lick it for you...
I unironically love the smell of my own ass
not like, the poop smell, but the smell of just like
sweat and such
when it's been a while. my asshole is very clean so there is almost never poo residue there but just the SMELL you know?
tfw no bf to let me smell their ass
Ken yuo hel me
>worked 50 hours this week
On the upside, you made a lot of money.
Nice job anon.
>>35304176
What's your job, melting frog?
>>35304176
getting cucked at a mom and pop pizza shop
>father fused with the shit rift
He's become more powerful than i ever could habe imagined. What the fuck do i do?
Eat him anon. Alive. Only way
Describe his powers for us. give us a quick rundown
>>35304240
He has gained the knowlwdge only known to the mater tier wizards, how to properly manage the vast amounts of shit containers. He has also gained the ability to make people shit on cue
Hes also awakned the cum rift, how fucked am i?
>at my oneitis' house
>she just came back from uni
>talked to her for about a good 30 min
>suddenly she said "God, my feet is killing me!" due to a group project
>in a joking manner said "I can give you a foot message."
>She thought I was being serious and said "Oh really, you'll do that for me?"
>explained to her it was a joke
>she pressured me into doing it because It'll make her feel better
>realized this is my chance to obtain her, so accepted the offer
>tfw I've spended almost 3 hours giving her a foot message
>tfw I was a beta and didn't make my move
>tfw I had little sleep due to studying for an exam
>>35304138
I'm so sick of people like you. Posting your cringey middle school stories along with a picture of wojak. Fuck off retard
>>35304165
Where do you think you are? You Mongolian.
>>35304220
*at
Dammit phone.
Hey r9k, I went one day without smoking weed after smoking everyday for the last two months. If I smoke again today, how high will I get?
>>35304119
You need to give it longer to notice a difference, a day isn't going to do much.
>>35304170
Yeah, what this dude said. You need more of a break. It should be more like breaking from weed after two months rather than smoking straight for two months.
You're probably still high right now, bruh.
>>35304237
that was hilarious, got anything else along those lines?
ill never be a master at this
>>35304116
>What now?
oregano
am i doing wrong?
>>35304116
You can checkmate him with your queen and bishop
>wanted to drive to chick fil a to get breakfast today
>get excited for my sausage biscuit with coffee
>get dressed
>scrounge up some change from mummies desk
>put on deodorant for european qt behind chick fil a counter
>forgot it was sunday
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>35304092
i HATE mummy
>>35304092
Did you get breakfast from anywhere else?
>>35304205
waffle house
>ywn date a russian/eastern european weeb
I don't even like anime much but russian weebs seem like they would be very cute girlfriends
>>35304089
>russian/eastern european
They are literally niggers.
>>35304108
that's why though, they aren't the hoity toity europeans or americans
dating a russian and going to disneyland or something would be like really really nice for them. they don't know what its like to actually have a nice life
>>35304108
Lmao most likely whiter than u
Neetbucks are getting cut off
Zero socialising with anyone outside of my family
Snowing like a motherfucker still
Too insecure to get a job or go to school
Life is so boring, should I not sleep for a week and trigger psychotic episode #3?
Also I want to do drugs
Sex would be nice too but I post on here so
>>35304060
find a psychologist
>>35304184
I have a shrink, but canadian healthcare means I never see him
It's a lonely Christmas day and you wish you were never born.
A spirit comes and shows you what your first Christmas would've been like if you weren't there.
What do you see anon?
>>35304007
The world is in flames, ashes fall from the skies, there is no life to be seen anywhere. I hear the phantom echoes and wails of agony.
My yuppie childless parents probably celebrating Christmas either in Whistler or Hawaii.