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>at my oneitis' house
>she just came back from uni
>talked to her for about a good 30 min
>suddenly she said "God, my feet is killing me!" due to a group project
>in a joking manner said "I can give you a foot message."
>She thought I was being serious and said "Oh really, you'll do that for me?"
>explained to her it was a joke
>she pressured me into doing it because It'll make her feel better
>realized this is my chance to obtain her, so accepted the offer
>tfw I've spended almost 3 hours giving her a foot message
>tfw I was a beta and didn't make my move
>tfw I had little sleep due to studying for an exam
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>>35304138
I'm so sick of people like you. Posting your cringey middle school stories along with a picture of wojak. Fuck off retard
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>>35304165
Where do you think you are? You Mongolian.
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>>35304220
*at
Dammit phone.
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>>35304138
>not sucking her toes and licking her soles till she orgasms
>wasting the opportunity this badly
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>>35304138
>not offering to grate her heels and soles to harvest the dry dead skin and later sniff it while masturbating
why is it always the fags that get these occasions ?
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>>35304138
There, there. I would have done the same thing.
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>be 6 yo
>have autism
>watched a lot of spongebob and ren & stimpy, made me a bit gay
>started fuzzing around with weenie while watching those shows
>discover masturbation
>experiment with it a lot, can't cum, but it's fun as fuck
>sit in balcony one day
>bored to oblivion
>whip it out and start jacking off
>qt 13 year old neighbor i used to be friends with walks by my house and looks up at my balcony
>"WHAT ARE YOU DOING ANON?"
>laugh histerically
>keep masturbating
>she runs to her house screaming
>never talk to her again
>fast foward today
>18 years old
>we still live in the same neighborhood
>see her ocassionally on the bus stop, supermarket etc.
>try to hide away from her everytime
>mfw she probably still remembers my pixie weenie
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