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When did you realize capitalism sucks?
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>>35383646
HELICOPTER TIME FAG
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>>35383646
When my mom had to choose between bringing the family food or medicine.
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>>35383646
When i was 16 but then i turned 18

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What would r9k be like if it had flags?
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>>35383622
That would be a horrible idea. It would turn this entire board into /int/ 2.0
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>>35383622
Frequent posters would become recognizable to the point that it would just be like a small community with usernames and so on. There wouldn't be any anonymity left and I guess a lot of the weird trap posting and stuff like that would end.
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>>35383622
It'd just be Scandinavians and Anglos shitposting.

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>tfw I'm just an empty, worthless husk masquerading as a person
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>>35383601
Explain what this means OP, I don't understand.
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>>35383601
Aren't we all?
Oreganolio
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>>35383601
same

>oregano organoli

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>you will never fight the globalists with alex
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>>35383541
Alex doesn't fight the globalists. Alex never fought the globalists. He just serves the right wing ones.
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>>35383541
ITS IN THE WATER! OBAMAS TURNING THE FROGS GAY!

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my mommmy ran!!
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dont talk to me weirdo
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>>35383615
im not weird im normal stupid
ran is my mom
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Your mommy is really cute! You're so lucky.

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The most beautiful girl in the world is not even a biological female.
AHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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He looks like hes using all of his mana to maintain an illusion.
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>>35383496
He looks like a guy wearing a wig.
>Those shoulders
>That forced facial expression
Trapfags are a disgrace, just go to the homoclub and pick up AIDS and die in 5 years. You monstrous disgraces.
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>>35383898

Do you live in the capital of Femboydonia or something?

If so, what's the visa situation?

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>started drinking everyday ironically
>now im an unironic alcoholic
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>>35383474
how can u afford that?
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>>35383495
>how can u afford that?

I'm a cool cat
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how does one drink ironically?

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help me understand, as a robot who has never watched it before
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There is no appeal, all anime is terrible, but if you grew up with it you can't abandon it altogether.
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>>35383472
a means of escapism
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>>35383472
Spergs are bad at reading facial expressions and body language. In anime it's exaggerated and standardized so it's easy to understand.

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Post pictures that make you go wtf
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>>35383437
based af tbqh famalam
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>>35383454
Why are you typing like that? Do you have water on the brain?
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>>35383848
>doesnt understand banter

baka my famjam frfr

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THE POWERS OUT AND ALL I HAVE IS MY PHONE WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK I NEED INTERNET ACCESS FOR MY MIDTERM TOMORROW AND TO SHITPOST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHAT DO YOU EVEN DO WHEN THE POWER IS OUT
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>>35383342

Read a book nigger

aksldfjlkgj
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>>35383395
Who the fuck reads books anymore, and when I do it's over the FUCKING INTERNET MUHHHHHH
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>>35383412
Calm down kiddo, that's enough internet for one day

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>tfw grown out of anime

this fucking sucks. I have NOTHING interesting or fun to watch anymore. I gradually stopped feeling a connection to these dumb jap scribblings so I can't enjoy it anymore.
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>>35383304
MOVIES!
Watch these:
Taxi Driver
Pulp Fiction
The Master
LOTR Trilogy
Have fun!
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That's why I moved on to video games. You can only watch a series so many times, but with video games you can get hundreds of hours out of a single game.
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>>35383304
yup me too, but i still try

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Hey robots, i need your enlightened wisdom.
I'm gonna go on a date this weekend with a fembot and i don't know where to take her.

She said she wants to go somewhere fun, but i dont think girls like vidya and tendies so what do?
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>>35383288
Why would you post here if she's going to see it?
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Where do you live? What does she like?
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>>35383318
hm. thats a flaw in my plan i forgot to consider.

>>35383343
I live in copenhagen Denmark
She likes taylor swift and food. So i have no idea what to do with that information.

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Catfishman here. Working on the 3rd installment of Catfishman. Not to sound like a Reddit AMA celeb but it's going to be better than the first 2.

I've got a lot of great catfishing done (and some really epic shit currently being worked on) but I thought I'd ask to see if any of you fine lot had any ideas on how I could take it to the next level.


Things I'm working on:

- on the scene pictures - Worried about posting due to the possibility of being caught
- on the scene videos - same as above, though the sound is shit, plus any ideas how I could post anonymously - figure youtube they could track


- voice calls, >>>NEED ADVICE HERE <<< what's a good system to record phone conversations without the other party knowing? I tried an app but it told the stupid girl that it was being recorded.

- A shoe on head montage video with some catfish victims

- a lot of meta shit.


Not sure if anyone remembers me, or if anyone gives a shit, but being Catfishman is the only thing I've got going for me (which is a little sad) so I really need this. Looking forward to some good brainstorming.
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Can you make them do Jojo poses?
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>>35383265

Since you're the only one asking. I will do my best. Can you post an img of the most known jojo pose?
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>>35383226
I remember you. Please do go on.

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>tfw having intense tooth pain all night
>tfw the pain starts to fade and you enter a daze almost like getting high
>tfw you didn't take any pain meds
Has anyone else experienced this?
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Sleep paralysis, friend. Look it up. You can also induce it willingly.
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>>35383283
But I can move around and shit. Im not complaining because it feels much better, but I can't hardly focus for shit
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>>35383332
Oh I forgot to say, I am currently awake and doing things the next day, still feel it.

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>he dry faps

I bet you like dry pussy too.
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>>35383186
I originally have no other choices
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>he needs lubrication to masturbate
I feel so sorry for you.
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>he needs a gallon of lotion to fap to cuck porn because goldenberg took his penis skin off

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