>he dry faps I bet you like dry pussy too.

>>35383186
I originally have no other choices

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>he needs lubrication to masturbate
I feel so sorry for you.

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>he needs a gallon of lotion to fap to cuck porn because goldenberg took his penis skin off

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>>35383223
>>35383377
Absolutely B T F O
Well posted lads.

>>35383223
>>35383377
cut boi here

how do i do the fapperonies without baby oil?

>>35383186
I hate dry fapping but it's less of a mess and if masturbation felt as good or better than sex I'd have no reason to try and get laid ever so dry rub is kind of like having a snack instead of a full meal since you can't really have the type of meal you want.

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>>35383547
Cut fag here, see pic related.

>>35383595
but it hurts and my peepee doesn't like it

I've developed a technique of bed humping that i usually utilize to get off these days, because im too lazy to manually jerk it. But when i do i usually use some form of lubrication or when im really desperate, my saliva or tears on a few occasions (cutbot).

>>35383623
Well thats your fault. I'm cut I do it dry. It only hurts if I do it multiple times a day.

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>Dr. Goldstein took my foreskin without my will to make lotion
>tries to sell me that lotion to masturbate
>dry fap only

I am the ubermensch.

>>35383547
how much skin do they cut off 90% of your dicks? i can still fap dry and im cut