What's your fetish and how has it ruined you?
>Breast expansion / huge tits
>can't get off to anything smaller than body size
I d-didn't want to be with a realistic woman amyways
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>cuckholdry
>I have a small pencil penis so I know I'll never be able to satisfy a woman
I'm don't watch interracial cuckholdry btw, I find those videos funny rather than hot
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>>35635259
I like BE but only to a small degree.
The animations where they go from an A cup to an L cup.
Beyond that I get grossed out.
I've gotten into plenty of porn stuff but I don't know how much it affected my hypothetical sex life.
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>>35635259
>Hebe
idk why but, what if I have kids? I'm afraid I'm going to get turned on by them. I can't help it, it's the neotenic features.
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is there a any possibility to find a horny mature women on tinder?
I'm from Poland, all I want is to lose my virginity with horny mom
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>>35635214
I don't see why not
Assuming tinder is used in your area
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>>35635223
yes it's working here but how to start the conversation?
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>>35635248
I couldn't even wager a guess.
I've never used tinder
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Do you think Rupert Grint and Daniel Radcliffe hate her for getting so much attention since the HP films and generally trotting around the world preaching bullshit, showing off and attention seeking? While they get next to nothing, especially poor Rupert
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Daniel Radcliffe has done much better in his movie career in terms of quality tho.
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>while they get next to nothing
daniel radcliffe made like 70 mil off the HP series. i think he's probably satisfied.
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emma watson is a hot female
daniel radcliffe is an albino manlet
rupert grint is a ginger
how did you think this was going to play out?
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I'm a 6'2" skelly (147 lb) and I think my face is 7/10. I feel fine about my body except for one thing: my frame. I have a really thin waist and upper body with no visible muscle, but wider than usual hips and a big butt. Its not obnoxiously wide but its still obvious because of my small waist. I'm really self conscious about it. How unattractive does that make me?
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>>35635165
how often do ronalds crave your mcnuggies?
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>>35635175
I had one gay dude at college call me cute but he literally says that to everyobe (mostly girl) even the uggos.
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Post your face anon
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Who /schizo/ here? What's it like at its worst? Are you aware of it when it's bad?
What was the onset like?
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I'm worried, man. I'm fairly sure this isn't schizophrenia yet, but I constantly feel like someone is watching me.
I pretty much don't sleep anymore, except when I occasionally pass out) because I have to keep checking if there's something in the room watching me. I even moved to a smaller room because of this.
I only feel comfortable sitting in corners because that way I know there isn't something in my blindspot. I'm also too scared to get drunk or high because that means letting my guard down. I can't even jerk off anymore, it's too uncomfortable.
I don't know if I should see a psychiatrist.
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>>35635224
That sounds very irrational unless you live on the corner of a busy road or in the heart of a big city with constant pedestrians. If that's not the case you should see someone man.
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Self-diagnosed edgelords incoming.
>>35635224
If you want, try to take a SCID interview or consult the DSM-5. Severe schizophrenia is mainly genetic. If you were okay before, it may be just a form of psychopathy.
A psychologist can decide whether you need medical/psychiatric intervention or not.
The shitty headphones I've had for a while broke and Im looking replace them with some not shit ones. Any recommendations ?
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>>35635117
https://www.amazon.com/B%C3%96HM-Bluetooth-Headphones-Cancelling-Technology/dp/B01251KZUQ?th=1
BOHM Bluetooth wireless headphones. The best part is it comes with a nice detachable inline mic cable to use when the battery is dead or you simply dont want to mess with wireless. Super comfy and noise cancelling, there's soft leather stuff on the earcovers that you can go hours wearing and not have it be uncomfortable. Can find them refurbed on EBAY for like 34.99 or something and they are good quality there.
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>>35635117
How much can you afford ?
Look in the /mu/ archive there a section on cheap headphones.
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>>35635163
I'd like to stay below $100. I checked the catalog but I forgot to check the archive, thanks for the reminder.
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Do you guys have any weird/autistic fantasies? Nothing lewd, just something odd that you think about a little too much.
For me it's this weird thing about having the power to shrink whatever I want to tiny proportions. I get lost in thought about building this mini civilization based in a bonsai at the center. It starts out with me alone, but eventually we get a whole civilization going and wind up with a capital city and some surrounding smaller cities. Thanks to the money people have contributed I'm able to buy and shrink down animals to introduce into our world as well. People have the ability to create model houses and I can shrink them down and place them in whatever area of the city they've been allocated.
It's basically just a world like we're in now, except more like a utopia where we can abuse the mechanics of my ability to shrink things to our advantage.
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I always think about being able to flip or rotate gravity for myself whenever I'm on the bus looking out the window. Just doing cool things and exploring the same world but from a new perspective seems really awesome
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>>35635125
That sounds pretty neat. Seeing the world naturally from upside down would be really cool.
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I think a lot about dying or suicide, not about the actual dying partbut how others would feel, how I could leave them as little work as possible (cleaning my stuff, selling whatever I can, sorting the rest of it, no mess upon death). I also play it through over and over how I could contact authorities so they would find me first and be able to harvest my organs but not to revive me.
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/r9k/, would you be comfortable to know that a meteor, close to the size of the moon would impact the Earth?
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>>35635007
comfy and excited, probably
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>>35635011
Why? Whats so exciting about a meteor crashing into the Earth?
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>>35635026
because it'll make me laugh knowing you're going to die and panic around not knowing what to do
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redpill me on DST
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>Less sleep
It's shit.
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>wastes resources just so some old men thought we would save energy (when it didn't)
>causes thousands of accidents every year due to people driving while tired
There is no rational reason to have DST.
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daylight savings allows farmers to not have to wake up at 4 am to do their work in the daylight hours, it is highly important for those of us in the agricultural field.
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>wake up
>look outside
>see a muslim
>day ruined
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One comfort in life is knowing that your existence causes endless butthurt
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>>35634900
How terrible it must be to be so fragile. I hope your caretaker gave you tendies and juice to cheer you up.
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>live in sweden
>walk to train with son
>see stupid nigger kid barking like a dog
>white 4 year old son looks at nignog not understanding wtf is going on
>grip sons hand tighter
>one day we will leave cuckistan
>one day
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>when your speech is riddled with elaborate jokes and hidden meanings but no one gets them
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Just talk to other ppl, there are always someone that will get your jokes
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>has pictures of Asuka
No wonder why no one understands, OP! You have pictures saved on your computer of the shittest girl in all of anime. No one will share your humor except other Asukafags, which are the shittiest of all fandoms.
Kys.
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>>35634946
>reifags THIS mad
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Is it rational to hate women?
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I don't know. Is it rational for the tumblrinas to hate men?
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>>35634878
Yes.
Also male dom is absolute trash.
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>>35634895
To add on, are any of the hatreds i.e. blacks hating whites, whites hating blacks, gays hating straights, straights hating gays etc. rational?
Hate has an element of irrationality to it, as does love. Most intense human emotions do.
who literally doesn't boner anymore?
after so much porn + panda + onion + etc etc for 9 year (since 14) i can't get boner anymore
i didn't fap for last 1 month
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ive fapped on average 3 times a day every single day since i was 10.
I am now 25 and no signs of slowing down.
Ya just have a shit dick.
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I started PMO at the same age, and it's been 8 years of continuous wacking off. I also haven't fapped for the last month, and similar to you I don't get aroused easily anymore.
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>rarely get morning wood
>never get random boners
I always have a raging boner around my gf but I can never climax without my hand. I'm starting to think I have low t
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Here's Mind:
>meet a girl through a friend
>never believed in love, but when I met her I felt a spark that I hadn't really felt before
>we hit it off immediately, and spend the entire night together just talking
>fast forward
>we've been dating for close to 3 months
>things are just really fucking good
>she suddenly has trouble with her rental
>not actually her fault; roommate moved out without notice, and she didn't have enough to cover rent
>her landlord was cool about and let her move out with out evicting her, so long as she could pay for that months rent
>I gave her the money to do so
>she moves in with me, until I can find her a new place to stay, because my place isn't great for 2 people
>find her a really nice place thanks to a co-worker and she gets a nice spot downtown for much cheaper than she was paying before
>fast forward
>we're still together
>legit falling in love with her, everything is great
>we go to music shows together, we go to EDC, and I took her on an Alaskan cruise
>within this time she lost her job, so I had to help her out financially for about a month before she got a new one
>year goes by
>we continue like this, it's almost perfect, and I'm pretty much getting set to ask her to move in with me, and I legit have marriage on the table
>come May, my company has issues and has to halt operations for 9 months
>the the meantime, although I still have my postition at the company, I can't work, but I have savings and I can easily find another job
>tell my girlfriend
>tell her I won't have as much spending money for a while, and we probably won't be able to go out as much, or at least not as expensive
>tells me okay
>next day
>get a text message from her
>"Sorry, I can't handle the instability. I don't think we should see each other anymore."
>try calling her; blocked
>check facebook; blocked
>literally deleted me from every possible platform
>mfw that almost a year ago and I still haven't gotten over it
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The key is moving on and finding a new partner. Some people have it easier depending on the circumstances (how stable the rest of their life is).
It makes me a hypocrite and feel weird. I am aware of that myself, but I am still dreading the moment when my first GF is going to break up with me. It will come, because it's a long-distance one and I have no desire to live or improve my life. I won't be able to move on, because I dont' want to. It already feels bad, I don't want to imagine how it will feel like once it happens.
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Get fucked. That's probably what she did last night.
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>>35634906
This, I'm also in live with someone from across the world and I think they're already beginning to forget about me. It's going to destroy me when it eventually happens and I don't know how I'm going to cope, theres nothing else in my life.
One time in like 2010 a friend and i were fucking around and called my other friend using some obama voice thing.
It was like 4 am when we called and his dad (who had ms and was in a wheelchair) picked up.
He kept going like "WHAT, WHA- WHAT" and we kept making the thing say more shit in obama's voice.
Eventually we heard the phone slam and started laughing.
The next day we found out the prank call gave his dad multiple seizures during which he bit through his tongue and died.
We never told our friend what happened but on the call history it had like a random number (we used a voip) and in the numbers was "666".
Our friend says that he tried to call the number back and it didn't work and to this day is convinced that it was something paranormal that killed his dad.
I feel really guilty but i don't want to tell him that it was just us using an obama soundboard that killed his dad.
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>>35634841
Guilt is understandable, but you must remember you didn't intentionally set out to kill your mates dad through an Obama voice app. Who could have seen that coming? It would probably fuck with your friend even worse if he knew the truth. Death via a faux-Obama prank call would take any dignity away from his father's passing.
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Damn dude go see a therapist. That's wild
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You didn't kill him, chance did.