>when your speech is riddled with elaborate jokes and hidden

Just talk to other ppl, there are always someone that will get your jokes

>has pictures of Asuka
No wonder why no one understands, OP! You have pictures saved on your computer of the shittest girl in all of anime. No one will share your humor except other Asukafags, which are the shittiest of all fandoms.

Kys.

>>35634946
>reifags THIS mad

>>35634897
Problem is people interrupt me to sometimes, which reduces the effectiveness of my stories, like my one about Stein;'s gate where I ended up seeing an episode that didn't exist. It's a joke about worldlines that anyone who saw it would get, but they just call me an idiot for watching stein;'s gate out of order.

>>35634954
>making assumptions
Asukafags truly are this dumb.

>>35634995
Tell your joke, anon

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>>35634897
>feels are too abstract for anyone but you to understand
nothing is worse than this sort of alienation.

>go to work
>waitress asks me what's new
>well, I saw a hobo-
>oh I saw a hobo once and he kept asking me for five dollars and I had to say no no, I have to go to work and the clothes you are wearing are obviously new so I told that hobo no way hose
>okay, well, anyway, the hobo was on a bike-
>My daughter has bike that has spangles on the side and a nice basket that we got at the canadian tire but the teller was so mean when I asked for a ten inch basket instead of a twelver who would do that?
>...I don't know.

Why do girls even ask you what's up?

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>your jokes are filled with self-deprivation but people cant see my depression behind them

>>35634897
This was a problem for me as a kid, I was always around 1-2 years ahead of the others in mental development. Now I'm in college and most people would understand my elaborate jokes (though not all)

>>35635039
>self-deprivation

Are all of your jokes about nofap?

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>>35635036
>no way hose
>way hose
>hose

>>35635057
you just got pulled into his joke

>when you try to speak in a refined way but you end up dropping

>>35635010
>So, I tried to watch Stein;s Gate, but the episode made no sense.
>Later on I got in an argument with a person who had watched it and told him the show made no sense.
>But he was talking about all sorts of weird things like a satellite crash and murder in episode one and asking me how I couldn't be interested in that.
>It did sound interesting, cause I never saw that, so I gave it another shot.
>When I watched episode one again, I concluded I must have accidentally watched a later episode thinking it was the debut
>But the funny thing was, I watched the whole show, expecting to run into the episode I saw so I could skip it and jump over one
>but I never saw the episode

...that's the joke... I have better ones, but I won't share cause you'll steal my 10/10 ones

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>>35635062
>thinking I didn't do it on purpose

The english will bastardize everything and make it our own. That is our power. You will acquiese. :)

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>>35635077
That's a shitty joke, Anon. I even watched Steins;gate and perfectly understood it.

>>35635093
>the "I was pretending to be retarded" comeback

>>35635101
well it also really happened to me, so it didn't start as a joke, but the parallel is amusing. Never did see that darn episode again. Truly a mystery.

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>>35635111
Wrong. I was pretending to be a superior culture who will take your word, alter the spelling, and soon, my spelling will be dominant.

Except the time for pretending is over.

>>35635133
>mental gymnastics in attempt to play off your stupidity as trolling

>>35635118
Could it be the alternate episode 23?

>>35635039
they probably can but just don't care to reach out to you. Trying going to work with wounds, physical harm is simpler to help with.

>>35635150
ah I don't know. All I really remember about it anymore was Okarin or whatever was running around that one building and he only discovered an empty lecture room. It was obviously not the first episode in retrospect, the way it was, but wasn't the alternate episode the one where he kissed kurisu?

>>35635153
Only do this if you are a teenage girl

>>35635179
that's quite right, first you must become a teenage girl ninja turtle

ITT: weebs think their jokes are funny
And hence why it is justified to make fun of all weebs and make their lives a living hell.

>>35635196
I have a joke for you

>>35635144
m8 saying 'Hose' is quite a common bastardisation for people like him and I. THE NORMIES DON'T FUCKING GET IT REEEEEEEEEEEE

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>mfw i say that blanket statements are wrong 100% of the time and someone says I just made a blanket statement
>...Yes, I know

>>35635455
>using the corrected symbol to convey the sound you are using is bastardizing

h is the sound to convey me meaning. You are completely wrong to be criticizing me. Please attempt to obtain a life.

>>35635496
I feel your pain so much, you play 12D chess with your conversation, I'd like you

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>be arrogant, crazy or dumb ironically
>they assume you actually are arrogant/crazy/dumb

>>35635543
I'm a tolerant guy, so unless you piss me off, which is relatively hard to do, I'd likely like you too.

Although, it is amusing when it happens, for the people around me at least. I tend to speak very infrequently, but I have no problem giving people a piece of my mind if it is warranted.

>you talked to that guy more in one minute than you did to me in a whole year

>>35635741
being ironic often gets you misunderstood.
It's nice when someone knows you well enough to know when you're ironing, but even then it can be rough