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lol OP, ya got me.

This is why I don't have sex. Silly normies.

haven't seen one of these for a few years. thanks OP

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>>35680784
what college do you go to? what year are you?
post contact plz

Real nigga hours already?
Im guraduating with an ME degree this semester. Do the Baja project if your uni will let you represent. The most fun Ive ever had doing work

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>>35680807
Vehicle advertising material from the 80's is so inspirational for some reason

>its probably my auts anyways

That's not a shark you worthless whalefag

Would you rather be a sea urchin or a whale? Think careful.

>the only animals that kill themselves

truly the robots of the sea

>>35680766
>fat as fuck
>used to be decently fit and did sports in hs
>now swing between eating nothing for days on end then eating anything I can get my hands on
>have no idea why I do this or how to stop

>>35680766

I'm a skeleton too. I'm eating 3,000kcal a day and lifting.

It's surprisingly easy after doing it for a few days. The lifting really makes your body crave food.

>>35680797
Eating food releases dopamine. The reason you can go days without eating is because your fat cells are chocka full, so you aren't actually hungry. You eat as a psychological crutch, exactly like a drug. You'd probably have to replace it with a new addiction.

What to talk about with girls?

>>35680799
nice roll famalam

The best thing to do is just to talk common interests, if there are any. Get to a decent level when it comes to small talk, it helps a lot. Though it's optimal if you guys have a lot of interests in common because that provides something to always bounce off of. Just don't be too autistic about your interests or come off as obsessive. You want to come off as cool as possible, so yeah. You'll figure it out as you do these things more often.

quick original bump in case any anons could use some help

no need to kill yourself anon, you just made a little mistake. I'm sure she'll understand

>>35680692
Just be glad you had sex. I didn't cum at all my first time

>>35680712
thanks, that's just what I needed to hear

>>35680682
>intp: wizard
Is there any hope for us /r9k/

>>35680682
>wizard
I think that's enough /r9k/ for me tonight.

>>35680682
>Wizard
Some thing are simply meant to be

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fuck off roastie REEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEE

I hope you unironically die

Sage

>>35680661
Show tits or GTF0

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i'm sober because sobriety feels good

>i had a cold shower in the morning and felt amazing afterwards

>i did a few pushups situps and squats as well

>ate healthy today too

feels good not to be brain damaged to need drugs desu

>>35680823
Must be nice you fucker

>>35680620
smoked weed and cigs pretty much everyday for years, haven't smoked anything in like 6-7 months but yesterday relapsed and smoked 6 cigs, fuck that shit.

>>35680568
>why can't sucking dick be as good as it looks?
how good is it though

>>35680574
Wtf op your telling me you got to have a penis in your mouth, and didn't enjoy it? The penis was IN your mouth!

>>35680626
>Wtf op your telling me you got to have a penis in your mouth, and didn't enjoy it? The penis was IN your mouth!
I am not OP

but I want to try sucking a penis though

I don't know what to tell you OP. I had a hypnapopic hallucination once after a bad dream, but not the actual sleep paralysis.

I find when I have a hard time sleeping I turn my tv on to something calm and relaxing at a low volume. Lately I've been watching Bob ross on netflix. Maybe try that.

Also I don't know if this is an actual thing or just an urban myth, but I've noticed it having an effect on me. Apparently eating dairy before bed increases your likelihood of spooky incidents.

Might be sleep paralysis you get it when your over tired and have a shit sleeping pattern basically. had it a few times feel like there's someone watching me up it can't move for the life of me

>>35680543

yup. I don't get them often. Maybe once in a year or two.

I used to get it a lot more when I was a kid. It usually involved a sudden extremely loud wooshing sound and the feeling of really hard wind blowing me into my bed so I can't move, then a featureless man will appear in my room and teleport around. Sometimes he'll grab my legs and bend over to bite them and i'll wake up. Other times i've felt the sensation of being slowly dragged off of my bed by my ankles.

not so fun, anon. i feel your pain.

I'm at a point now where I recognize it as a dream almost immediately and just let it happen. it tends to end quicker.

>>35680430
Give me some ketamine
or a ketamine connect
fuck your shrooms

Did you make it to the astral plane?

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>>35680430
That's what you deserve for doing drugs you dirty stoner

those are your ancestors not mine. also thread hidden because i only look at beautiful world

i feel gross thank you goodbye. time to eye bleach

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>>35680438
>>35680438
You're right, we're vertebrates so this is more like it.

I imagine they'd disappointedly lecture me on growing a conciousness capable of hallucinating in such a way as to project genetic shame.
Or tell me to get a job.

if you watch friends, you are a basic bitch
probably enjoy reba and everybody loves raymond and frasier

like die

Because their parents were shitty

They resent the discipline given to them by the baby boomers so they raise their children to be be-whatever-you-want autists.

Or maybe that's just me.

What if fallen Angels, the ones cast out of Heaven are the ancients Gods & Godesses of old who have been worshiped and praised as a blasphemy in the face of God? What if Cats ruled ancient Egypt? You know, the Sphinx? What if we scratch the Christian God in lue of Aliens...though technically are the same, by definition. In a sense, what if "Aliens", celestial beings not of or from Earth are these Gods & Goddesses of old? What if shapeshifters existed? Reptilian skinwalkers? Demonic possession? What if the phrase, "What's gotten into you?"...asked when someone is not acting in the same plane of their overt idiosyncrasies, or "possessed" by some being from another realm of existence is rooted in truth? What if God was an Alien? Technically, by definition, is He not? If the classic and iconic "I want to believe" not a play on theories evolving from a search for proof of the existence of higher celestial inter dimensional beings not of this Earth? Are we simply shortsighted, closed minded or divided by these lying and secretive beings who have molded society for centuries? What's in a name? Is not every day Halloween? Am I not a million different people from one day to the next? Am I not allowed to introduce myself? Am I not allowed to make a fool of everyone?

Oh, look what you've done...

A man of wealth and taste...

It's just a bittersweet symphony, this life.


Makes no sense...I'm not even high

im such a fucking virgin fuck

>>35680390
i wish this wanst copy paste