how do i be a less boring gf

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fuck off roastie REEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEE

I hope you unironically die

Sage

>>35680661
Show tits or GTF0

>>35680661
Try new things, get new hobbies, sleep 8 hours a day and be full of energy everyday

>>35680661
Cheat on him, that'll really show how interesting you are.

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>>35680680
>>35680687
i'm literally ugly as fuck and NEET. this is my only chance at becoming normal. please help and i'll give you guys advice in return.

Why are you dating a normie reee

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>>35680711
i have a lot of hobbies but he's not interested in any of them. i sleep probably 9 to 10 hours a day.

>>35680722
Can you post pic please

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>>35680722
>>35680661
>how do i be a less boring gf
Open your ass

>>35680722
>I'm literally ugly as fuck

How ugly is your boyfriend? Post him. If you're bf is willing to date an unironically ugly person then he's too desperate to care about your personality. Use your brain.

>>35680722
Get good at sex and makeup. Even if you are ugly guys like girls who put forth a lil effort

Get a job? Can you cook? What are your hobbies/skills

>>35680735
What hobbies do you have? Starting from most enjoyable.

>>35680722
Because of your vagina, you are literally the most interesting thing in his life. It's automatic.

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GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD YOU DUMB ROASTIE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>no feminine penis
You need to leave right now before you upset me.

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- Figure out his interests and support them
- Find out as much as you can about normie stuff or nerdy stuff (depending on if you have a normie/nerdy bf). Being able to talk about his favorite shows/animes/games will be able to deepen your connections with others.
- Come up with suggestions for things to do but defer to his opinion (note: sitting at home and watching netflix is a perfectly acceptable suggestion)
- Blowjobs

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>>35680739
i've already done anal for him but he didn't like it

>>35680740
he's one of you guys. chubby and average/below average. he still has standards tho just like you guys.

>>35680747
>>35680748
how do i get good at sex? i don't starfish, but sometimes there's times he can't cum. makeup i'm okay at, but men don't really like too much makeup either.

i plan on getting a job this summer. yeah i can cook but i'm vegetarian so he doesn't like the dishes i make. i'm a musician and take pole dancing classes/gymnastics. i'm trying to learn about app development and astronomy. i watch anime and play some video games but i'm not good at them at all. i hike a lot and skateboard.

>>35680775
wat? so many dudes talk about how boring women are. i actually want to be desirable to my bf.

>>35680792
sry senpai

>>35680661
>how do i be a less boring gf
eat his ass

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>>35680888
i do. he always wants to play video games with me because those are probably his main interest, but i am so bad at them he hates playing with me.

we both like anime so that's one nerdy thing we get into/can talk about.

see this is one thing i suck at: coming up with suggestions on what to do together. we normally end up drinking and watching netflix, but we've run out of things to watch and i'm blaming myself for not being interesting enough.

he doesn't like blowjobs. i can't tell if this is inherent or if i'm bad at them.

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>>35680900
he doesn't want me near his butthole.

>>35680897
Besides you being neet you sound fine. Maybe its bf thats the problem. Do you guys relate a lot? Does conversation naturally flow?

>>35680661
Break up with him so he can looksmatch and thenifind someone in your own league roastie bitch

>>35680945
>he doesn't want me near his butthole.
He does, he just hasn't realised it yet.

>>35680939
How about you dump his nerd ass and find a guy who likes doing the same shit you do (at least most of it).

You can only adjust that much to someone you're completely incompatible with. Been there a few times, and it's just shit and you're going to be unhappy.

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Put peanut oil in his shoes. On his tooth brush. Put some in his soap. On door nobs and dresser. Deny all intervention
>not boring

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>>35680939
If you're bad at video games being a cheerleader while he plays should be okay (e.g. actually cheering him on, giving color commentary, asking thoughts about various plot points...etc.)

>Blowjobs

it is possible that he might not enjoy them, though it could just equally be that you're not good at them. Regardless the smart idea is to figure out what he does like in bed and exploit that.

>suck at suggestions
If you have the funds:
- Restaurants you guys have never been to
- Nearby Anime conventions (there's always one going on)
- Going down to a local comic book/game shop and playing something there.

If you're broke:
- Local parks that you can hike
- Hang out at the mall like a teenager (it gets you out of the house and you can just wander and talk about whatever you see)
- Free attractions that your city hosts (most cities have some event going on, they usually post about it on the tourism section of your city's website)

Sorry to everyone ITT, but OP is just a simple, autistic, MALE, (you) farmer. Just move along and he'll die of starvation on page 10.

Sorry if i offend your bf but idc i have to say. WHY in the fuck the shitties guys get the most caring gfs? A relationship is from both sides, from your comment you want to be more interesting but he doesn't give a shit about your interests anyway. What is this? Ya, you do a lot for him and he does.? Im gonna agree that woman are boring in general tho, im not being mean, i have 3 female friends that i talk everyday and they have textually said to me various times "idk what to talk about just choose a them" why woman dont want to talk or initiate a conversation first never? Wheres the initiave? It becames exhausting after a while.

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>>35681024
idk how or where to find other men. nobody messages me on dating sites and when i reach out to other people they usually ghost on me. like i said, i'm pretty fucking ugly.

>>35681045
>If you're bad at video games being a cheerleader while he plays should be okay (e.g. actually cheering him on, giving color commentary, asking thoughts about various plot points...etc.)

thanks for this. this is actually a good idea.

and thanks for the rest of the suggestions too man. i think this will help me a bit.

>>35681118
Post picture faggot or I won't give advice. I actually think I have a solution too

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>>35680897
>i'm a musician and take pole dancing classes/gymnastics. i'm trying to learn about app development and astronomy. i watch anime and play some video games but i'm not good at them at all. i hike a lot and skateboard.

>tfw no pole dancing, anime watching, nature hike loving gf

Fuck this mang, I'm going back to fit. Not even 2 minutes on this board and I'm mad.

Not trying to white knight or anything OP but this seems like obvious bait because the way you describe it, it sounds like your bf is a huge fucking faggot and you could do better.

>>35681131

this anon, don't worry, i'm ugly as fuck too so i will not hurt you lol

>Go the gym
>Do anything
Trust me the men in there are more insecure than you.

>>35680735

are you up all night? set a bed time and a wake up time and stick to it so that your body gets a good sleep rhythm going. you'll probably feel better and become less boring because you don't feel like shit and have to sleep all day.

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>>35681094
i can't speak for everyone. but i have a hard time initiating things with my bf because i'm incredibly sensitive to being rejected. i try to ignore it and try initiating, but it's hard. being on a dating website was a fucking nightmare. i must've gotten rejected over a hundred times. i can't wait to get cosmetic surgery on my ugly face.

plus in this society, men are basically told that they will be rejected, while women are told that men should cater to you. so when you're a woman and men don't cater to you, you wonder what the fuck is wrong with you.

you have no idea how long it has taken me to find a bf in the first place. i'm 26 and introverted, which is why i want to be more interesting before he breaks up with me or cheats on me.

>>35681118

Tbh he seems like a shitty bf, and by your comments he doesn't like shit and seems a little elitist. I find so autistic those guys who legit get mad at their girl when they're playing fucking together, for fucks sakes. Btw how i now if a girl is desperate for having a bf? Most girls seem to put a facade to avoid being seeing desperate

>>35681169
Holy shit are you still typing? Post face or I won't help. Everyone on here is an uggo anyway

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>>35681131
nigga how do you have a solution when you have zero idea what i look like

>>35681207
>avoiding it again
Lol this is bait

Sage in all fields

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Ok autisma, why don't you post about what features you have that you find repulsive? Go into more detail into what your bf finds interesting and what you find interesting -- favorite shows/movies/youtube channels/ games etc.

I know girls that practice pole dancing, the body you get from that helps buffer whatever butterface I assume you exaggerate.

>>35681169

Just don't be a shrew and show some interest in shit he shows interest in. You don't need to dive into it just try to understand why he likes it. Do the same with things you are interested in.

Blam, you are now better than 98% of women. Thank your ugly fucking mug for helping you learn a lesson most people only learn when the crows feet start showing.

>>35681169

You mean that men in general are more used to the idea of being rejected? Thats why some girls completely freak out when some guy rejects them? I have seen girls completely destroyed because 1 guy rejected her while i have seen guys rejected thousands of times and still trying.

>>35681207
That's the point you brain dead moron.

If you're this thick in the head I can understand why you got ghosted on dating sites

>>35681169
Don't get work done, people usually notice. Confront your boyfriend of this stuff you may be suprised to be reassured

>>35681118
op are you fit? also, show fac e

[SPOILER]your gay[/SPOILER]

>>35680661
Invite a hot friend over for a threesome, one that your bf has been eyeing in particular. Better yet, let your bf fuck that friend of yours in front of you while you quietly watch.

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>>35681241
no strong jawline. heavy caveman eyebrows and deep set eyes. weird shaped head. chin is a little big.

he likes video games, anime and sports.

>>35681246
thanks man, a lot of the comments are saying to show interest, so i'll start doing that a lot more.

>>35681277
insulting me isn't going to get me to post my pic. good job.

>>35681278
the thought of that gives me so much anxiety. i hate being one of those attention seeking girls and i think he'd think i'm attention seeking as well.

Leave him be. I've had ugly girls hit on me and that's such a chore. Women in general are not interesting but good looks make it tolerable. If you are ugly then dont bother us

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>>35681343
>wanting strong jawline
>notices shape of her head
>despite weak jawline, still big chin

I doubt you look anything like this caricature you provide. If this isn't bait I'm 99% sure you're being autistic on this.

Too vague on the interest part to help.

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>>35681313
getting cucked is going to make me a less boring person for him?

>>35681300
i'm skinny fat and a butterface, but working hard on my body. have been lifting for the past 4 months or so. my arms are getting more defined but my stomach still looks pretty gross.

>>35681393
Just go to a cbt thread on fit and ask them.

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>>35681383
why doesn't he just break up with me then?

>>35681384
it's possible. my lips are up too high which gives me a big chin.

>>35681421
probably the free sex, youre nothing more than a hole

>>35681477
it's a long distance relationship. we see each other maybe once a month, so that doesn't really make sense.

>>35680661
Ignore him unless he seeks you out. Don't text back every time. Keep things light when you're together. Make him jealous. Make him feel like you are pleased and proud of him for whatever effort he puts forth to make you happy. Learn how to give good blow jobs. He doesn't sound like he's worth the effort, though, desu.

>>35681343

I want everyone in this thread to stop for a moment and really think about this. Not only do you have to be incredibly pathetic to be a woman on r9k, but you also have to ask for advice from r9k to solve your deteriorating relationship. Bravo my man, bravo. I didn't think anyone could be that useless but you did the impossible.

>>35681515

This. This guy is right

OP just be my gf instead. I'm ugly but I enjoy a good conversation and will help you improve

>>35681118
What state you in?
Just curious

>>35681546
But still not as pathetic as the beta white knights who spoon feed an internet stanger because they (might) have a vagina. Do I ask help for my problems on here? No, because I actually have an ounce of self-respect.

Now post face.

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>>35681515
nigga are you serious? this only works if you're a hot grill. i did this to my college bf and he broke up with me immediately.

>>35680661
you can be my gf and i'd never find you boring

>>35681561
California

original senpai

>>35680661
Take up a hobby that requires time and practice to get good at. Rather than a passive hobby( like watching Netflix )with no input of your own.

Also don't expect your boyfriend to carry all of your conversations and have something of value to actually say.

This may not apply to you or everyone but it's at least a start.

>>35681699
You might be right. Did you triangulate and give amazing head and then leave him hanging for a few days? Am shocked this didn't work. You seemed insecure to him, in your heart of hearts maybe? You have to really believe you're a busy femme fatale and lightly ignore him without anger, as if it's a trifle. It helps to be a charming, intelligent whore.

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>>35681699
>writing "nigga"
>not nigger
Filthy, coal burning, nigger lover detected.