Girls Advice Thread: The Comeback

What to talk about with girls?

>>35680799
nice roll famalam

The best thing to do is just to talk common interests, if there are any. Get to a decent level when it comes to small talk, it helps a lot. Though it's optimal if you guys have a lot of interests in common because that provides something to always bounce off of. Just don't be too autistic about your interests or come off as obsessive. You want to come off as cool as possible, so yeah. You'll figure it out as you do these things more often.

quick original bump in case any anons could use some help

File: THE MONKEES ARE A GOOD BAND.jpg (46KB, 576x432px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 576x432px

I'm a girl, and I got issues.

>okay so there's the important things like losing housing and financial troubles and the fact that I have seven hours of class tomorrow and two major assignment
>but let's focus on the major things
>qts
>be friends with a khv robot boy and his failed normie brother
>we're all hanging out
>jokingly be like "i love you guys"
>his brother says he loves me
>i'm planning a birthday present for qt robot boy
>see if I can get him to get me a gift
>"anon, do you love me?"
>"hm?"
>"anon, do you love me?"
>"yeah, sure."
>what did he mean by this
>mfw

JUST SAY YES YOU STUPID FUCK I'M PLANNING ON DROPPING MONEY ON YOU.

>>35680799
The things you'd talk to dudes about.
>but girls don't li-
They do. Or, if you talk about it with enough enthusiasm, and they're interested in pursuing a conversation, they'll be happy to listen if they're not total bitches.

File: 13046141_1074916135902491_1306393767_n.png (192KB, 711x619px) Image search: [Google]

192KB, 711x619px

>>35681693
OP here. Sorry for the late response, was busy with some CS stuff. Cool to see a girl in one of these threads. But we're inclusive here, so I'll do what I can to help you out.

I hope you can figure out your housing and financial troubles, or at least figure out how to get by. That must be insanely stressful and I wish you the best. Hopefully you can get your assignments done too. Maybe you're one of those people who work better in clutch time?

As for the guys, be careful if it feels like both of them are into you. Seems like you guys hang out a lot together. Could become a very weird triangle if they both have feelings for you, so be wary of that, that's just bad for everyone in the long run. How do you feel about the two of them? Who do you like more? You should have that stuff sorted out, and try to make it easy for them if you only like one of them "like that" or whatever. Seems like the failed normie brother might be into you because he saw an opportunity and wanted to take it with the whole he loves you thing. But maybe I'm overanalyzing, which I do a lot.

As for the robot "yeah, sure" dude, it's hard to know without being there. How is his body language around you? Is he especially nice to you? Though it kind of seems like he's one of those guys who doesn't show a whole lot of emotion even if he has feelings for someone. He might have felt a bit put on the spot when you asked him, even if it wasn't totally serious. I know I'd be a little intimidated or not sure how to respond if a girl said that to me.

I personally say you should take the gamble and get him something, but I'm not sure if he'll get you something. Maybe he isn't sure. Try to do some more investigative work to come to a better understanding of how he feels about you.

Good luck dude.

File: 1489642510715.png (958KB, 1099x995px)

958KB, 1099x995px

>>35680701
How can I cuck my internet boyfriend?

>>35680701
if you are doing well enough to have actual relationship issues concerning girls, you are a normie and need to leave my board

>>35681693
The older brother is 'in love' with you, clearly, so don't come on to the younger brother in front of him. The guy you like has to hide his feelings for you, if he has any, in front of his brother anyway. Buy him a gift he'll actually like and give it to him when you're alone together.

>>35682229
*and don't spend a lot

lmao fucking white knights

>>35682079
> cs
Sick, most of my friends are comp. sci.

The one assignment is easy but tedious. The other assignment is a lot of looking in microscopes. I sort of envy comp. sci kids because you can do most of your work at home and don't need to get your ass to the lab.

Yeah, at least I have housing for the next five months, so that's something. It just sucks cause I have all these deposits to make and deadlines and blah blah blah.

> clutch time
The do date is the day before the due date.

> both
I'm pretty sure FN bro doesn't like me, but it's weird. I feel attracted to KHV bro but his brother actually makes an effort to talk to me, seems more personable, etc. I've had hours long skype chats with both of them, but FN just seems more eager to be my friend. I sort of think it would be more logical to like him instead. Maybe I'm just needy.

> body language
Horrible? I don't know. He put his arm around me when we got a bunch of black ice and was wearing heels. He bought me a candy bar so I could take my medication. But he also checked his phone and put a blanket between me and him when I laid my head on his shoulder. He never tried to sit next to me and often would sit opposite me if given a choice.

> gift
He likes action figures, so I'm stealing a pic of his collection to see what he doesn't have. Plus I'll make a mixtape with lots of drum heavy songs ( he's a drummer).

>>35682248
> dont spend a lot
Yup. Some of the most embrassing moments of my life occured when I didn't follow that advice.

>>35680701
>helped get you a girlfriend

wow how do i sign up?

where do i meet girls?
that is, not stacy.

>>35682595
>14
enjoy your ban and gtfo my board
yes, dont wait too long like i did - its hard to make up for lost time

>>35682895
internet, find the ugly ones with no self esteem you'd fuck with a paper bag on.

>>35682595
do what you want at your own pace.
I started looking to fuck when I was 7 because I watched too much porn. I was met by almost a decade of incel-ness and that sucked.

>>35682918
>internet
thats a big place - could you be more specific.

Also, i dont just want a quick fuck: i want a chaste gf (as hopeless as that cause may be).

You watched porn at 7? Jesus Christ man.

>>35682523
Not OP here; it seems that he's fucked off so I'll give you advice.

>But he also checked his phone and put a blanket between me and him when I laid my head on his shoulder.

This means one of three things:
1) He's not comfortable with physical contact in general
2) He does like you but he's too nervous/awkward/shy to know how to express it
3) He's simply not attracted to you.

He sounds INTP as fuck (like me), as we are extremely oblivious with social and bodily cues. I think 1) goes hand in hand with any of the other two, actually.

But I don't know the full story. To get it, sit down with him in person and have some alone time together, just talking. After a while, ask him how he honestly feels about you, but give him space to think about it and be comfortable. Then, move on from there I guess.

If 2) is true, then even if it doesn't seem like it, he will absolutely appreciate you taking the time to just be with him and validate him. And if you do succeed, know that you are saving a fellow KHV robot from his fate - for this, be prepared for him to never let you go.

If 3) is true, then that's rather unfortunate. At least you can take up with the FN one; just make sure to keep up with your own relationship with the KHV. Deep down, INTPs/robots do crave companionship.

File: 1486006185956.png (84KB, 250x419px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 250x419px

>>35683058
OP here, thanks for picking up the slack. Just finished up with my CS assignment. I pretty much agree with everything you gave her as advice though, and I think you can relate to the guy she's talking about a bit more since I'm not really an INTP myself. So yeah, thanks for your contribution.

>>35682872
I asked some people on this board for advice in certain threads where the OP would respond to most everything (those threads are always nice) and the OPs there would usually give pretty decent advice, or at least give me a perspective to think about next time I encounter the girl. A different approach, you know. People on this board are surprisingly helpful sometimes if you ask the right questions. I think deep down everyone wants to see everyone else succeed on here.

>>35682965
I think it's a matter of having a good eye for that type of girl. They're usually pretty reserved and introverted, and not like extremely attractive, but still cute. My 19 y/o gf is a virgin and has never been in a relationship before. Guess I'll be changing that, though. You have to have an eye for the ones who don't get much attention. They DO exist, no matter what people on this board say

I don't know what to do
21/m
Kissless Virgin
I have no personality to speak of, all i am is "nice and polite", I also have no hobbies or passions i just sit around all day trying to let time pass as quickly as possible.

I also am ugly and a FAT 380lbs FUCK, with no motivation to change it for myself, because I am not worth it for myself, there was a time where i was quickly loosing weight, though that was because I thought i finally found a reason, because i misread some signals and thought a girl was interested in me

As far as i am aware of i am extremely clingy aswell, O try not to be i allready hold back but I still feel like I come off extremely creepy

I have not a single good trait, is there yet somehow some magic way there is still hope for me

>>35683299
>I also am ugly and a FAT 380lbs FUCK, with no motivation to change it for myself, because I am not worth it for myself, there was a time where i was quickly loosing weight, though that was because I thought i finally found a reason, because i misread some signals and thought a girl was interested in me
Losing weight should be side effect of something bigger like changing lifestyle or mindset.
>nice and polite
try reading no more mr nice guy.

File: 1462549807793.png (182KB, 667x518px)

182KB, 667x518px

>anon, how tall are you again?

>6'0, why

>omg you're so lucky, you got a deep sexy voice and your tall which is also sexy
>why couldn't you be like 4 years older

>cause my dad is beta idk lol

>crying emoji
>b-but you'd be my type if you were older and had a life


I'm 18 she 22. She just said this out of the blue. There's not much advice for me to get on this but it feels bad anons. It really does.

File: frog.png (13KB, 598x505px)

13KB, 598x505px

>>35683464
>deep sexy voice
>tfw i'm 6'4 and down have deep voice
such is life of voicelet.

File: 1490034197194.jpg (161KB, 460x587px) Image search: [Google]

161KB, 460x587px

17 year old i met on omegle in same city flirted with me and exchanged phone numbers, im 22. turns out she's 15... i hadnt made any move on her at all. why do girls do this? should i block her out of my life? im thinking of blocking her on all social media etc. but will she then spread nasty rumours about me being a pedo? i was just lonely and flattered i didnt want anything sexual with her

hi anon thanks for making this thread -

i really get signs this girl is only interested in me as a friend. how do i make her like me as more than a friend?

Is it bad if you ask her out in front of her or your friends?

Hi there! Any creative straight guys interested in humiliating me on cam and making me do things to create a meme out of me, i love being laughed at by straight guys and made fun of, make me Into a meme, feel free to add a group call of guys to ruin me for being a dumb fag. I've got a marker, flashlight, mtn dew bottle, toy car I can shove up my ass screw a light bulb in my ass and you can screenshot. Yes I'm really wanting this.

>>35683558
Do you want to see the guys laughing at you?

>>35683464
op here - stop masturbating

Social rejection occurs when an individual is deliberately excluded from a social relationship or social interaction. The topic includes interpersonal rejection (or peer rejection), romantic rejection and familial estrangement. A person can be rejected by individuals or an entire group of people. Furthermore, rejection can be either active, by bullying, teasing, or ridiculing, or passive, by ignoring a person, or giving the "silent treatment". The experience of being rejected is subjective for the recipient, and it can be perceived when it is not actually present. The word ostracism is often used for the process (in Ancient Greece ostracism was voting into temporary exile).[not in citation given][2]

Although humans are social beings, some level of rejection is an inevitable part of life. Nevertheless, rejection can become a problem when it is prolonged or consistent, when the relationship is important, or when the individual is highly sensitive to rejection. Rejection by an entire group of people can have especially negative effects, particularly when it results in social isolation.[3]

The experience of rejection can lead to a number of adverse psychological consequences such as loneliness, low self-esteem, aggression, and depression.[4] It can also lead to feelings of insecurity and a heightened sensitivity to future rejection

>>35683551
OP HERE - yes you should always get her alone and in a confined secluded space, block the door, when you do it, so she feels safe and unselfconscious.

>>35683558
i have a group of straight friends, we constantly make gay jokes and laugh at eachother, you'd probably enjoy it

>>35683611
what's fapping have to do with anything anon?

File: 14249233_1170871316306972_421664338_n.jpg (22KB, 553x329px)

22KB, 553x329px

>>35683524
I personally think it's too risky and you can probably do better with someone of age. Regardless of whether there's anything sexual involved, word will get out somehow and you could be in some deep shit. You can probably still talk to her but meeting up with her I'd say is a no-no until she's old enough to actually do shit on her own.

>>35683536
You can't force it. If she's placed you into her "friend" category then you can't really "make" her change you into the potential bf category. Though if you genuinely enjoy her as a person, stick around and maybe things will change. Have you tried giving her hints about how you feel about her?

>>35683551
I think the best way to do it is asking her out when you two are fairly alone and there's nobody too close. This is how my now girlfriend confessed her feelings towards me, and I wouldn't have had it any other way. If you do it in front of friends, it may put both of you on the spot and it feels weird I think.

>>35683464
I mean, the good thing is that now you know you have some traits that girls find attractive, go and use them. Surely there's a girl out there somewhere who likes those things and doesn't mind an age gap, or maybe there's one who's closer to your age.

>>35683613
knawledge


>>35683611
>>35683618
don't be fooled famalam, this is not me. our tones are completely different lmao and i don't make short shitty posts like that without pictures to go with them

>>35683593
>>35683622
i might be shy at first but once we gert to know each other i am comfortable with ANYTHING, not kidding. it just turns me on. how do i contact you guys?

File: appua.jpg (59KB, 629x540px)

59KB, 629x540px

>>35680799
have you tried just being yourself anon? hehe totally a girl here btw

File: IMG_6620.jpg (144KB, 749x1037px)

144KB, 749x1037px

>>35680701
>lose (most) feelings for oneitis
>start talking to old female friend who I haven't chatted with in a long time
>She's a different kind of cute now than when I knew her
>almost every chat she sends me has exclamation points

There's a lot less to read into here than there was with my failed oneitis, but it still makes me wonder if I'm just overthinking it or if I could theoretically get with this girl.

File: 13022203_1075353039192134_731670132_n.jpg (29KB, 561x630px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 561x630px

>>35683897
OP here. She reminds me of a British girl I used to talk to pretty often. Similar conversation style. It seems like she enjoys talking to you, seems like she'd probably be up for hanging out or catching up at least. Give it a try!

File: 1452040352485.jpg (164KB, 426x306px)

164KB, 426x306px

>>35683464
>cause my dad is beta

>>35683897
dude she likes you