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>be me
> finally do it, have gf
>and she wants to touch my willy, wow
>the day finally comes, I'm no longer a virgin, I've ascended from being a robot
> pound town
>uh oh
>she's not showing any reactions and doesn't seem to be enjoying
> cum after like 30 seconds
I'm the hugest disappointment to humanity that there's ever been. I'm not even a successful robot I'm just a prematurely ejaculating piece of shit. how should I kill myself?
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no need to kill yourself anon, you just made a little mistake. I'm sure she'll understand
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>>35680692
Just be glad you had sex. I didn't cum at all my first time
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>>35680712
thanks, that's just what I needed to hear
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>>35680692
Now she's going to remember how her black boyfriend gave her the best dick of her life and run back to him
You could always become a girl tho
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everyone's first time is subpar anon. practice makes perfect. and you probably expected her to be moaning and flailing around like crazy because that's what you see in porn
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That's a lot of guys including me. You just have to do it alot until you get used to it. Just get good at eating pussy in the meantime.
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>>35680772
I kept it brief for the sake of greentext. this was like the 8th time in a row
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You're supposed to make her cum first. Plus most girls can't cum from penetration except BWC
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