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>can grow a beard

NORMIE REEEEEEE

because you are dumb enough to buy 5 micro blades, a moisturizer pad, and other dumb shit you don't need
you need one sharp blade and maybe some shaving cream

same reason why women's razors are more expensive. women are dumb enough to buy it.

Just buy a new disposable razor for 3 bux
Or just buy an electric razor and use it forever

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she chooses very practical, yet stylish things.

>>35782037
Why is this bitch so catty? Let people sit how the want. I fucking hate how nitpicky and shitty everyone is.

>>35782942
if the broad's wearing shoes, then those shoes are on your nice clean couch now.

to create new menes

>>35782050
Newfags are a necessary part of the life of any board. They wouldn't be a problem if they learned to lurk more before they posted. I probably lurked here for two years before I posted for the first time.

>people are born, they age and use the internet, find 4chan and are new posters
shocking

don't keep shitty food in the house. can't eat it if it ain't there

You have to reach the tipping point first: eating so much that you don't feel like food has any value anymore. What happens afterwards is that you'll start to realize how disgusting food actually is. That's how i went from 210kg to 90, it took two years but it happened.

I starve out of laziness sometimes.
Sometimes I can't be assed to cook. Other times I can't be assed to buy food.

>>35781733
LOOK AT ME. IM DA EUROPEEN NAOW

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>>35781733
The most robotic out of all african countrys.

>>35781733
the same this i think of every other race, OP
Scum

>>35781687
Sooo i'm a cat huh ,

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>>35781687
>TFW ENTJ
How can other types even compare?

>>35781687
>an eagle owl
Neat.
>match with ENFJ
Really?

>>35781665
I'm from Europe, but people don't voted from Trump they voted against the system. Who do you think they would have picked between somebody like Theodore Roosevelt and Trump? Exactly. Trump election isn't about Trump.

you could literally change the top pic to a nigger change average joe blue collar worker in small town usa to impoverished minority workers in ghettos and then change the bottom picture to Hillary's white political dynasty

its almost like campaign platforms are a thing???

>there are people on /r9k/ who are unironic class cucks and lumpens who allow their bosses to steal the fruits of their labour and fuck their wives

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>>35781628
Once upon a time there was a bavi named Toucan Sam he worked for a major corporation and

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toucan thread?

>>35781628
toucans are fucking expensive

>>35781622
kill myself,
because i've become the one thing i truly despise

>>35781622

go out and talk to some bitches, fuck them, then go home and feel good about myself.

So I just woke up like this, in my own house and everything? Do people somehow recognize it's me or have I simply morphed into a completely different looking person? It's hard to know without context.

That's because interesting topics tend toward differing opinions which tends toward conflict. Small talk is there to promote social cohesion.

>>35781678
It's just so fucking boring. I also don't watch shitshows like the bachelor or some gay sports match so I don't have anything to talk about with people. I hate this forced conformity.

>>35781585
But how big was the strawberry? I'm curious now. Was it huge as fuck or just large?

>>35781576
If you see someone you know just swipe left.

>>35781617
I mean I'm scared that people who know me will find me

>>35781664
What does it matter if you pop up for half a second on their tinder before they swipe left? Nobody I know who I've seen on tinder has ever confronted me in public or anything autistic like that.

bump my little original dick into space

>>35781550
>I'm smart about who I order from.

Says the guy who asks where to buy on 4chan.

Ordering drugs online is never safe.

don't fight it, accept it, get molded by it, become stronger

I drink.

It doesn't fix anything but at least it puts the suicidal thoughts on hold.

Self inflicted gunshot wound

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>>35781383
r u ok bro?

Suck my smelly toes while you jerk your boiclit

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>tfw no bf to cuddle me and tossle my hair

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Yes. Are YOU ready to go FAST?

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Alexis Ren is perfection

>>35781353
no, running is the most retarded way of doing cardio