>wake up >look in the mirror >see this what do you do?

>>35781622
kill myself,
because i've become the one thing i truly despise

>>35781622

go out and talk to some bitches, fuck them, then go home and feel good about myself.

So I just woke up like this, in my own house and everything? Do people somehow recognize it's me or have I simply morphed into a completely different looking person? It's hard to know without context.

>>35781622
>dem wide hips

>>35781622
shave
feel old and realize that even if I'm hot it doesn't matter because you have to have your life together by 25 or you're fucked

>>35781622
Be upset that i lost my gains

Nothing about my daily schedule woulf change at all, I wouldn't do anything.

>>35781622

Fell bad about my ab instertions
Fell good because eyes and hair improved.

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>>35781622
I guess i'd just stay the same and be the chad on the inside but a robot loser on the inside. the best of both worlds desu. also, gain a boost of confidence since it's an upgrade from my current self and probably live a happier life.

>>35781622
Cry tears of joy. I just want to be handsome.

>>35781622
Cry because wtf happened to my abs?
Smile because I'm suddenly not bald or near-sighted anymore.

>>35781622

Find new ways to critique my appearance and self-loathe.

Fell pretty bad because now I'm an older white guy who lost his gains.

Depends on if I have my life or someone else's.

Watch anime and shitpost on r9k. I'll still be a sperg with or without muscles.

>>35781622
> go and play vidya
>also cry because my dream of becoming a crossdresser is forever shattered

>>35781622
I'd honestly be upset, because now I'd be looking vain and boring and not in optimal shape for going fast like I already do whenever I'm healed and my bf is free.

Pack my trunks and visit the local swimming pool. Revel in the ensuing chaos.

>>35781622
Start hitting arms, chest, delts, traps and stop doing any ab excercises espeically obliques.
After workout I'd go to my ex-gf to fuck her brains out start playing a game and eventually emotionally shatter her and suck her dry like she did to me.

>>35781622
>GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY MIRROR CHAD! REEE!

>>35781622
Figure out how to explain to people I know and the government
how a 5'7 skeletor asian turned into a 6'4 white chad

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>>35781622
>Chad is standing behind me in the mirror
>whip out honed nihonese steel 1000-times folded over katana
>teleport behind him
>nothin personnel chad

>>35781622
Try to suck my new dick

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>>35782973
Katanas were rarely folder more than seven times. Do you understand how many layers would be formed by a thousand folds? Have you ever made croissants?