>Are you ready for our run?

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Yes. Are YOU ready to go FAST?

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Alexis Ren is perfection

>>35781353
no, running is the most retarded way of doing cardio

There are lots of joggers that look like this in my neighborhood. I take a guilty pleasure in the fact that some small fraction of them get raped.

>>35782558
I assume the subset of rapists who can catch them is pretty small.

>>35782557
I don't run to "do cardio", but to get better at running.

>>35782590

Probably Not. Most hot white women live in rich, well policed areas

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No you old hag, I'm running with these 2 now

>>35782590
>watch jogger go on daily route
>wait at low visibility spot on said route
>jump them when they come by
when joggers get raped it's not because some fucker ran them down. they get jumped, thrown in the bushes, and held down. a lot easier to do so when they are tiered from running and you have just been standing around waiting for them

>>35783193
Joggers are never that consistent, not even the marathoners. Because they're not being paid to do it at a specific time.

>>35783265
*the marathoners I know
fug

>>35781353
>S-sure... *pants* I'll even... *fart* ...give you a 5 minute.... *wheezes tragically* head start...

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>>35781353
> mfw don't know how long i can resist the urge to rape one one day

>>35783393
You have no idea how many precautions most take, and you're not overpowering those high torque legs before the siren fob is activated and you get kicked in the testicles.

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>>35783455
Even a less than average strength man can easily overpower a "fit' girl. This is well known in sports.

>>35782518
>alexis ren will never degrade your masculinity while she tells you how much more perfect she is than you