Normal person "conversation:"
>wow it's a nice day outside
>it's so cold in here
>i ate the biggest strawberry today xD
>ugh i have to go to the gym later lol i'm so tired
>did you get the homework done?
>wow our professor is a bitch fuck her xD
>did you see the bachelor last night? omg don't spoil it for me
>did you watch the game last night man? wow, crazy play by Patrick
>what would you do in a zombie apocalypse?
holy FUCK it's all the fucking same. I'm a robot by choice because I don't care enough to talk about the same SHIT every single fucking day. All normalfags do is follow trends and watch popular TV shows and listen to fucking billboard top 40 SHITSTAIN music. Nobody wants to talk about actually interesting topics.
That's because interesting topics tend toward differing opinions which tends toward conflict. Small talk is there to promote social cohesion.
>>35781678
It's just so fucking boring. I also don't watch shitshows like the bachelor or some gay sports match so I don't have anything to talk about with people. I hate this forced conformity.
>>35781585
But how big was the strawberry? I'm curious now. Was it huge as fuck or just large?
To be fair, all conversations involving like or similar groups of people will involve the same subjects. Such as 4chan, here are your available conversations: rekt, niggers, porn, fapping, trump, muslims, faggots, trannies, incest.
>>35781585
gotta get past the small talk and discover who they really are. no one is interesting until that point.
>>35781839
I forgot drugs and autism
>>35781585
because they have a low IQ, stop being ignorant and/or lazy and engage with people who have productive conversations.
>>35781862
You're right. It's only until they start talking about their obscure interests like tumblr, marvel movies, astronomy brooo like how many stars are there lol we're so smaaaall maaaan, places they've travelled, and their childhood when it gets really interesting
>>35782115
If I cut out everyone who has an average IQ I would be talking to 2 people in my daily life
>>35781585
Well, it's basically "closing in" so to speak
I've never had any friends, but I've noticed that closer people have weirder and weirder conversation topics. My friendlessness is not related to social skills but is the result of the acquired betterness and cynicism from r9k even after learning social skills.
People I know to be acquaintances talk about boring shit, while best friends talk about friggin monkeys having sex with humans.
Most robots like us have no social skills, so pretty much we think that broad topics are boring, and choose to skip it, but because of lack of intimacy, in friendships, we're seen as weirdos and creeps.
Other robots have social skills but regard other human beings as boring when they fail to see past the surface because of their impatience.
>>35783132
Now, the broad topics differ between various demographics. Most robots think all demographics except for the autistic with social skills (???) are boring.
Because not everyone was a social retard that grew up playing RPG's resulting in them thinking that all conversation is supposed to be meaningful. Literally at least 70% of IRL conversation is shitposting. Example:
>Hey man
>Hey what's up
>Not much man, how bout you
>Not much. Nice kicks man.
>Thanks, got em half off.
>Nice
It's not supposed to drive some kind of narrative forward, and nobody pretends like it is. Normans just like being around each other, if they end up doing something more meaningful then that's cool too