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Post your fursona.
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>>35817001
tfw no bobbit worm pet to hurl at normies
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>>35817039
Tfw you watch the normies freak out
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>>35817001
this is also my fursona

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Why do we have to pay this government agency $18 billions a year? what do we have to gain from it? So that a handful of people may be able to get to Mars in 20 years?
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So retards on reddit can claim they like science
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>>35816980
Just feels bad I'll never live to see a colony on Titan.
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>>35817002
If they like science, why don't they pay for it directly instead of forcing everyone's money to go to NASA?

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http://time.com/4711023/how-to-keep-your-dna-from-aging/

>ywn die of old age
why even live lads

what are you gonna do with your eternal life r9k?
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>dna aging
lol
Your dna is the same when you're born as when you die. It is the one thing that doesn't change
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>>35816975
Do drugs and masterbait. Eat shit roastie.
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>>35816975

I'll believe this shit when they actually find a cure for baldness.

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Picture related is the pure definition of female beauty, this is what a true 10/10 looks like.
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>>35816898
Is that a dude? Looks like a dude
Also why so much filter and makeup if "she" is so beautiful
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>>35816898
that's a guy, isn't it

this is oregano
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Fucking newfags really don't know who this is. That's sad.

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I have a serious problem. You may think this is b8, but I'm looking for legitimate insight into a real problem.

I have a farting problem.

I was kicked out of the place I was staying a year and a half ago because whenever I farted, the smell was so powerful that it would legitimately stain furniture. Since then, I've decided to just stop farting altogether. The result is that now I take a dump 4+ times a day, but even then, the problem is still there.

My job is very physical. I do a lot of squats, and my anus gets sweaty a lot, not to mention that it's always stressful, which makes the sweat stink. I don't know what I'm doing wrong, but the stench is somehow leaving my butt and getting on my clothes again, leaving me smelly for half of my shift.

What do I do?
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YOUR INSIDES HAVE A PROBLEM.
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Anon, I'm sorry to say that they're going to have to amputate your butt
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>>35816913
Is there any way to fix it for an American who's too poor for a doctor visit?

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Do you really care about anyone on here?
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>>35816868
I'm a concerned citizen, so yes.
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>>35816868
Why would I care about a bunch of mutant faggots who want me to pay for their frankenweenie transformative surgery.

Or a bunch of prison gay's blogging about how they're 'just' prison gay.
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>>35816868
Enough that I stay. People who have been redpilled fully generally come from r9k. Ie faggots and loners. Red pill is the way of the future.

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>There are robots that waste away instead of grinding xp
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
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>>35816844
I find flipping shit on the GE more enjoyable.
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>>35817005
I would try that out but I'm an ironman
Honestly the grind sustains my life
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>>35816844

It is retarded to start Runescape in 2017 ?

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Were you bullied as a child?
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Yes. My mom eventually had to home school me because it got really bad in middle school and I was always a sobbing mess when I came home.
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>>35816832
Not really, I was always ignored but never bullied.
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>>35816832

Sort of. I don't see it as "bullying" since it makes me feel as though I am victimizing myself.
People have often given me a hard time and I've had to see people I care about suffer in life. I've always been painfully reminded of my low male status in life.

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AHHHHH! After 10 thousand years I'm FREEEE!

It's time to conquer /R9K/!
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>>35816816
Get the hell back in your hole, Rita.
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>>35816816
Pls dont sit on my face and ride my dick :(
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We're sorry, Asian milf Rita. You've been replaced by some dumb slut in a shitty flick now.

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Share your creations and give feedback to others.

Here's a track I made over the last couple nights; http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WDSCEWEK4u

Honestly don't know if it's any good at all. I guess I'm kinda satisfied with the general vibe behind the music but I'm bothered by the fact that I know next to nothing about audio engineering and that I literally just made it in Guitar Pro and recorded the audio to an MP3 file so I could upload it so from a professional standpoint I really don't whether it sounds like garbage or if it's actually passable.
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>>35816812
Script I'm writing. I post it here pretty often, but what's one more time.

https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B6uwaxNQt5HRSDJBMXB4clloSHM
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>>35816812

Good to see this type of thread up again. It brings a nice form of positivity to the board.
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>>35816812

Not bad, OP. It might sound even better with real instruments.


Here are two songs I'm working on at the moment. The one doesn't have vocals yet.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RK1016jcmB
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10Soh8CWkBq

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>inb4 you start discussing thowing fecal matter
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You need anger, fear and disenfranchisement to engineer an uprising. Betas have none of that.

Look to white supremacist groups and see how they mobilize their young people.
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>>35817421
Us autists have anger and disenfranchisement in spades though
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>>35817421
>robots don't have fear, anger or disenfranchisement

The only thing we're collectively lacking is physical strength, endurance and willpower.

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Where's the best place to be homeless /r9k/?
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>>35816767

SoCal

I live here and theres homeless yuoung people everywhere
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In your mind.
Imagine the freedom that would bring, if only (you) could free yourself.
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>>35816797
literally this. This is the best place for the rest of us for you to be homeless. When I make more money, I will be handing out bus tickets to LA to any homeless person I see.

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ITT autistic things you do

>put on my older sister's yoga pants and spank myself
>mumble to myself but not in coherent sentences, just random words
>judge people by their taste in music and clothing
>bang on my chest and roar
>listen to music and pace around my room with a huge grin on my face
>tired almost all the time, but every now and then I am overcome with this manic energy and feel really powerful and imagine I am a superhuman demigod
>spin in circles
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>>35816708
>pretend to be on my phone because I don't know what to do with my hands
what do I win
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>>35816708
>pose and look at my shadows (usually with a nerf gun)
I just fucking like shadows okay
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>>35816721
Even normies do that. Everybody is a slave to their phones.

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>skater girl slut at the skatepark asked me what name was today
>SHE ASKED ME
A-am I about to get a gf?
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>>35816684
maybe not a gf, maybe just a friend

patience is key, anon
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watch out anon
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>>35816684
>skater girl slut
yeah, sure, you're going to get a 'gf'

also how is the year 2002

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>tfw no fat bf to help each other lose weight
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>>35816657
I'm not fat, but assuming you're actually female I'll happily help you gain weight.
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>>35816657
post pics of yourself so we know what we're working with
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>was supposed to lose weight with fat bf
>five years later and we're still fat

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