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>fatbots can't be cha-
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>>35827581
Not enough makeup, looks like she just woke up.
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>>35827581
>She's so fat she doesn't even have armpits
Disgusting.
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>>35827581
Fat girls like that just cuck fats like him. Guarantee she's fucking a nigger behind his back. Especially with a Milo shirt
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i know a lot of us fantasize of leaving society and going to live in some forest completely off grid.
but for me it's not really realistic since i'm a lazy piece of shit with a lot of health issues, and i'm used to modern comfort too much.
so i decided i will try to do something kinda similar-
i live in a shitty country but i have an american citizenship.
from what i understand i can buy land pretty cheap in murica.
i want to move to america, buy a piece of land, build a shack and live there.
requirements for land:
>able to get water, electricity and fast internet connection for reasonable price.
>patch of forest/trees so i can pretend i'm an indian and shit.
>no neighbors close enough to see me/meet me/whatever.
>no more than 1 hour drive to a shopping center so i can restock on neet supplies cheaply
>not too hot, not extremely cold&snowy (i can deal with cold better i hate when it's too hot)
i plan to save up enough money to be a neet there for around 5 years and then ill probably an hero and leave it as an inheritance for some random robot.
how do i go about it?
where should i do it?
what do i have to consider?
what kind of legal stuff do i have to know? i don't want some normies coming there after a few months saying i did not pay taxes/sign papers or some stupid shit
how much do you estimate it will cost to set up?
how much do you estimate it will cost to maintain?
links to helpful sites and relevant land for sale will be appreciated
any tips&knowledge will also be appreciated
also feel free to discuss your own hermit life fantasizes/plans and post comfy pics and questions of your own
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>>35827491
are you stupid or something, you can buy a flat in some small village in the middle of nowhere in Poland for 10k $ and then pay almost no taxes on it, and there is grocery shop in every village
https://www.otodom.pl/oferta/mieszkanie-25-m-gluszyca-gorna-ID33mRg.html#gallery[1]
pic related it costs 9k $, you pay 15$ per month for building maintenance
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>>35827491
your fantasy is probably about 50x as expensive as what I just said and it's less comfortable too
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>>35827709
i don't have polish citizenship
and i don't want neighbors, especially when i don't know their language&customs and am completely unable to deal with them.
also ill be "that weird foreigner that looks like a troll and doesn't talk to anyone or ever leaves his house or talks to anyone", and teenagers will dare each other to throw stones at my windows and set my house on fire and stuff.
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Found this in a public toilet. Are this drugs?
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looks like pierogies
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>>35827386
That's snus. It's tobacco.
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>>35827386
I'm intrigued, OP. Post descriptions of them with as many senses as you dare
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What would have been the fate of America and the rest of the world in the alternate timeline?
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More of the same slow dreary civilizational decline we've seen for the past 50 years
I thought Trump would help accelerate it to get it over with quicker, but it's looking like he actually has no balls and we're just going to get more of the same under him
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>>35827401
>literally bans muslim countries from coming into America
Trump is edgy as fuck.
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>>35827434
Except he wasn't even able to do that. Not a single accomplishment or campaign promise fulfilled yet.
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Daily reminder: You are worthy of love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHH2DFDcpH8&feature=youtu.be
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then why hasn't anyone done it yet rofl
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>>35827357
Strangely soothing, right up until the "remembering all your shapes" part.
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Reminder that watching this video will turn you homosexual
Do the japanese have it worse off? I don't think their women even have Chads to choose from.
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>>35827322
if you go to japan and are a good looking white person, you will literally drown in pussy.
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>>35827322
Chad's the reason this world sucks anon.
Japan has extremely low crime rate because of it's lack of chad.
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>>35827322
checked.
whats that image from?
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What tendies did you eat today? I actually managed to go a day without them but I find myself wanting Dairy Queen tendies.
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do nuggets count?
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>>35827316
does kfc count?
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>tfw i buy orange chicken from panda express nearly every day
>tfw i realize i'm still buying tendies
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so lonely, just want a cute gf to love
tried dating sites and tinder, normie women are gross, i want someone special
just want a cute robot waifu, drunk as fuck, make the pain go away
pls respond, i just want to be happy
im so sad guys
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>>35827313
tinder is only good for boosting your own self esteem desu
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Why would she want you though? What can you offer that Chad doesn't?
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>>35827313
i'll b-be your girl op
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Is true love a meme?
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Yes. Its a trick.
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Probably. I hate myself
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>>35827293
yes.
and so are soulmates
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fags What up?
chaturbate
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/b/thebolditalian/
Like twink ass? I have a nice, smooth, hairless ass.
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>>35827276
just post that kermit meme here instead senpai
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>>35827298
>>35827298
>>35827298
but my ass needs dick
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>>35827276
How's work going on getting that bf?
Is this how you think you're supposed to make friends?
>CHING CHONG PING PONG anon I want your big white cock in my tight asian pussy
Your response?
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>>35827238
No response, just action.
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my dick isn't white
it's big though, maybe
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I'd ask why she's pretending to be asian when she's clearly some kind of spic
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Is cold approaching a meme? A few days ago I started talking to a girl after class and eventually asked her if she wanted to grab lunch with me. When I asked this, she started laughing and asked if I was serious. I told her yes and asked why she was laughing. She told me that people don't actually just go up to people and try to make friends. I asked her "how else am I supposed to meet new people?" and she told me that I should make friends from my other friends and that no one actually approaches strangers. Obviously I cannot do this as I do not have any friends, but I didn't tell her this, I just told her "suit yourself" and walked away.
Anyway, does cold approaching ever work anymore or is it just meme advice people say to make lonely people make themselves look foolish?
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>>35827227
don't do this unless you are actually attractive.
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>>35827227
This seems like a really common theme in life.
>need friends to make friends
>need money to make money
>need a job to get a job
>need sexual experience to get sexual experience
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>>35827234
I'm clean and in good shape, I think I look about average. What do you suggest I do?
>>35827285
Yeah, it fucking sucks for those of us who had a shitty social life growing up. I remember one job application wanted non-work related references and when I inquired about it they said they wanted stuff like friends.
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ITT D E V I L I S H deeds
>poop
>don't wash my hands
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>>35827183
>told "have a nice day"
>don't
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>>35827221
originally worse than hitler
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>too lazy to grab a napkin
>cum all over the carpet
Is this a good enough profile to pick up chicks on tinder ??
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>that head shape
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not with that bio
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>>35827175
is he supposed to be white?
Post normie memes that you actually relate to.
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does this count? idk
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originally posting this meme
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>>35827206
Those are good. Normie memes aren't too bad if executed properly and contain good feels.