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tfw you'll never be ben affleck putting gas into his porsche while smiling
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>>35888778
that's hugh jackman idiot
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>tfw you will never call out Sam Harris on his gross, racist ways.
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>>35888778
That's not a Porsche nigga
What does it mean? Website down forever?
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>>35888731
>playing overwatch
normie confirmed
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>>35888731
He doesn't know about the kc bunkers.
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>>35888826
Direct me to one, Comrade?
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Is Synecdoche New York r9k: The Movie? 2017-03-30 12:16:47 Post No.35888704
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Is Synecdoche New York r9k: The Movie?
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Is Synecdoche New York r9k: The Movie?
>tfw lonely
>tfw not with a woman who truly loves you
>tfw you hate your life and want to die
>tfw crippling depression and existential despair
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>>35888704
Charlie Kaufman has always written robot tier movies. I would suggest you watch Anomalisa. It kind of reminds me how robots project the perfect girl onto a oneitis, but then at some point she always turns out to be horrible.
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>>35888790
I liked Anomalisa but I felt like it was a retread of the themes of Synecdoche.
In fact that makes sense because Anomalisa was written first, so it's really like proto-synecdoche
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More like Life: the Movie
>Go in with a big plan to build this thing out of your life
>It's just a clusterfuck that never really comes together
>Realize everyone you thought you knew is a stranger and you were never really close to anyone
>Realize everything is just a frustrating mess and nothing takes away the sadness, just masks it
>Get older and more confused and distant
>Drift into death
Definitely kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PzSNy3xj0
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>want to be admired and appreciated by my peers
>produce my best work when I'm doing it for approval
>tfw I'm also a painfully awkward 2/10 who gradually pushes everyone away by being of no use to them and pathetic
welp
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>>35888657
>looking for approval on R9K
ishygddt
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>>35888657
Maybe no one appreciates you because you have a shitty personality
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>>35888719
Well duh I already expressed that this was the case in the final line
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>I SAW THE SIGN
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>>35888642
>did it open up your eyes?
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I'M JUST A CREATURE OF HABIT IN A COMPLICATED WORLD
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> LIFE IS DEMANDING WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING
>Get invited to lunch at my aunt's house
>Decide to go
>To my surprise all my family was there in the living room waiting for me
>panic.gif
>Take a sit anon
>Everyone starts talking to me about how they are deeply worried because I'm wasting my life and my alcohol problem
>tfw
Should I just kill myself?
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>>35888633
Murder-sucide originally.
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>>35888633
Nah u b okilly dokilly
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How do they know about your drinking excess?
U must be an annoying drunk.
Try just going away from the house to drink.
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Ask a robot drug addict very likely to commit suicide within the following months who is waiting for his dealer anything.
Attempting at life and realizing nothing will get better is worse than being a neet that never tried.
Also today I just turned 23.
Pic related, literally how I would look right now if was a doge.
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>>35888627
What drug are you addicted to?
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Habby birthday rocuck
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>>35888627
Have you always had the mind of a little girl?
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>every girl that you see on the street and think is cute has taken multiple facials, jizzed inside of copious amounts of time, loads on her ass and stomach
>even if by some divine miracle you get a girl, when you kiss her you're essentially tasting another mans jizz
>when you caress her face you're touching dried semen
>your penis enters her vagina and brushes up against different dudes loads
How does it make you feel?
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i think it's only really a lol if you marry the gril and she "settles down" with you; otherwise, you just become one of the many who've been with her
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Reminder that a man's DNA permanently remains in a woman's body if she swallowed or ever had cum inside her, to the point that it has been demonstrated to impact any future babies with any other men.
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>>35888746
Wasn't that only found in flies sometimes
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>This is the inevitable future of all white beta males
Made me think tbqf
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Gross I can smell the chicken wings and menthol through my screen
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>>35888575
doesnt look too bad desu
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Epic racebait!!
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>f-femnon my peepee is hard again...
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>>35888536
whats your end game with this thread?
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>>35888536
>f-femnon my peepee is hard again...
femnon don't exist buddy
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>>35888558
I don't know I'm tired and angry and sad and confused and naked and I made a thread
>>35888581
Y-Yes she does...
Will I ever find a bf looking like this /r9k/?
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Try Oblivion character creation.
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>>35888491
>Search image
>No results found
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Isn't that the ugly guy with a jewfro? Did he become a tranny?
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College loneliness: Solution; Living in California? 2017-03-29 11:57:22 Post No.35888381
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College loneliness: Solution; Living in California?
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What's it like living there, especially in the city? Yes, it's normietown but I've been playing a lot of GTAV lately and as autistic as it may be, it's made me want to go out all alone to California and live in the city.
I grew up in the South and am going to college in the East. I have yet to venture to the West and I figure maybe I should keep my eyes peeled for a job on the coast somewhere?
Pros
>Climate
>Beach
>Epic city skyline at night
>Convenience
>Casual movement of people around to deter loneliness
Cons
>Full of normies
>Vapidity makes it difficult to truely connect with people and thus may make a person lonely
>Everyone is a tranny or SJW
Is it lonely though? I'm in college and will definetly graduate with no true friends. I've been thinking about how will I restart my life. Could this be it?
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>>35888381
I was thinking how I could experience GTA in real life:
>rent a boat out and imagine sniping normies
>go to parties and try and cop a feel from normieginas
>maybe start a YouTube channel about it?
It could serve as a bridge between Normie and Robot realms.
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you're forgetting the droughts and the high cost of living, plus you need a car for going pretty much anywhere that isn't San Francisco
oh, and San Francisco has a problem with homeless people shitting in the streets by the way
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>>35888492
I figure the only thing stopping me from venturing Westward is whether or not I can hitch a good enough job there.
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> today is my bday
> grandma calls
> "Happy bday anon, wish you the best. You're getting too old to not have a gf better find one soon bye"
> tfw no gf
> bday ruined
thx grandma
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>>35888300
ONLY ONE SOLUTION!
Fuck your Grandma
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>>35888324
> tfw not into grannies
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>>35888300
Happy birthday Anon :) you don't need a gf to be happy, focus on being happy yourself and hopefully a gf will follow
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Looking for people sick of the status quo to make realistic, lasting changes on themselves and others.
See if the following matches you,
then send an email here:
>comeiherenotorreadyATgmailDOTcom
You have an interest in computer science; either ongoing, or generally disposed towards solving problems with algorithms.
You have above average intelligence and have stood out amongst your peers many times.
You are able to talk and express yourself accurately and with brevity.
You have an interest in learning as well as creating.
More of the same is not enough for you.
There is something in your way and you are fully aware that you are capable of not only succeeding at life, but thriving, given the right circumstances.
Looking for people to create those circumstances with.
Looking for people DONE with continued nothingness, DONE squandering their time and intelligence, ready to change themselves and the world.
If you're ready to break free from your self-defined prison as early as next Monday, which I assume is the reason you're on this board for sad people, send an email.
Have any questions? Ask them here!
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you know where you posted this right?
follow up: what is your scam exactly?
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>>35888613
I imagine not everyone has given up on life here.
I have a few /r9k/ friends that were in fact irl friends.
They're okay wallowing. I am not, and hope to find others that are not.
No scam.
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LFG
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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, /R9K/. EXPLAIN IT.
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They misspelt boi
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>>35888223
It's always a Republican in these situations. Really makes you think.
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Boypussy is mainstream now. There's even a rap song about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4iBBfEHNaE