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You're not a normalfag, are you?
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>>35978547
And what would you do if I happened to be one?
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>>35978632
Surely I would ree
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>>35978547
I've got a 10 meter manilla rope tied to a hangman's knot in my backpack and I carry this backpack with me at all times
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>your glasses will never be 100% clean
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>>35978459
i want to fuck a twink who wears glasses
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>>35978490
You are talking about me...
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>your teeth will never be 100% clean
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>former high school classmates call me out to a bar
>go out I don't know why
>from 7 people 2 are not married (but they have a long relationship)
>I am the only one 28 kissless virgin
>nevermind
>people talk about everything, career, travelling etc.
>I am just sitting there in silence
>one of them asks me what am I doing in free time (he love dragon ball when we were in highschool)
>"well I watch tv shows and..."
>"what kind of tv shows?"
>oh finally this is the part when I can interact with normies, I can surely put up a topic what he likes
>"Well I watch Dragon Ball Super. Do you watch it too? What did you say when they finally manage to bring back Vegito?"
>I clearly saw the disgust on his face, like holy shit anon is still watching a japanese cartoon for kids
>"Cool" he says, and starts to talk with other people
>sit there in silence for one hour drinking then I went home realizing what a waste I am
How can you live in this normie world robots?
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>>"Well I watch Dragon Ball Super. Do you watch it too? What did you say when they finally manage to
bring back Vegito?"
lel
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Welcome to normalfag social networking. If you can't do something interesting or have resources to further their goals, you'll be cut loose.
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>>35978456
well you knew where you were going so it's your fault really
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H3H3 just uploded a video with proof that their using photoshopped images.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM49MmzrCNc&t=0s
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>>35978429
Not really surprising honestly.
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>>35978429
don't post these kikes on my board ever again
we don't care
get out
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MAYNE STREEM METEOR WILL NEVAH RECOVER
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The alpha/beta name rate thread disappeared. lets start a new one.
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>>35978418
what about Patrick?
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My name is Aaron. Am I beta?
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Is Jonathan beta? I highly doubt it's alpha
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>tfw born 6'2"
>blue eyes
>semi-muscular
>not a Melvin
I mean, attractiveness isn't everything, but it sure does help.
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>>35978402
What is a "Melvin"?
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>>35978461
You're probably a Melvin, Melvin.
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Then why are you here? What do you get out of being here? None of us care about your life.
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what's your ideology robots?
mine iscontrarian
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>>35978317
Indissigtee
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I'm a Nazbol
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Trumpian
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How do I get a gf with huge tits?
It's all I want in life. I will never truly be happy with my life if this never happens to me.
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Well if you aren't a Chad then just give up OP
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>>35978339
But I see non-chads with big tit chicks all the time.
What's the deal?
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>>35978311
Just getting any gf seems hard enough, let alone one with huge tits.
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>Scaring beta males by talking in full blown ebonics
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>mfw I talk to old white ladies in Ebonics
>mfw I speak regular English though
They get so confused and awkward
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>>35978287
Why can't you niggers just fuck off to Africa? >>35978386
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>>35978386
>mfw I speak regular English though
>They get so confused and awkward
>>35978447
Yo we aint doin nuffin
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How do I get Marky Jane Thompson from South Kingstown, Rhode Island, United States of America to become my gf?
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>>35978284
AAAAAAAAHHAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHHHH
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I don't know, how do I get Loreto Figueroa from Concepcion, Chile to be my gf?
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>>35978750
talk to her mate just
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Papa Johns offers 40% off your pizza today to celebrate the start of the baseballs season.
My order is only 10 dollars.
How much should I tip the delivery driver?
assuming 15-20% is normal, but even though the order is cheap they still have to drive the same amount. I'm thinking of bumping it up to 25% and giving $2.50.
Thoughts?
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Sage goes in all fields, originalino
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>>35978192
>Tipping
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA .... cuck
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bumping the thread up to the top of the catalog
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>tfw every time I try talking to people, I sound like a fucking Melvin!
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Has anyone told you to just b urself?
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>>35978174
whats a melvin?
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please explain what a melvin is, thank you.
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>4chan has always been shi-
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>>35978118
>4chan has always been an ocean of pis-
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Smartphone weren't as ubiquitous back in 2010 though. I got my first smartphone in 2014 ffs.
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>>35978118
I came here in 2010 am I oldfag yet?
https://my.mixtape.moe/myeehr.MP4
https://my.mixtape.moe/mwlydi.MP4
https://my.mixtape.moe/easrky.MP4
https://my.mixtape.moe/pcgtdk.MP4
WHY aren't you getting HEAD from a GIRL on this fine sunny day? I just finished CUMMING on this qt pies face in the backroom of my office AND I recorded some of the highlights for you guys to see
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>>35978106
fuck off sushi bro
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>>35978106
>Lives in his car
>Fucks bottom of the barrel sluts on tinder either in his car or in some gas station bathroom
kek
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>>35978106
>https://my.mixtape.moe/pcgtdk.MP4
that's gonna be the most disgusting shit i've ever seen
you're fucking a 4/10 retard
jesus christ sushi bro
>tfw have accepted the fact that I am ugly
Anyone else? How did you discover you were, indeed, ugly?
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Girls in highschool calling me ugly gave a hint
Also, mirrors
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>>35978102
the female school wretch was rated higher than me.
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>>35978102
Jacking off one day and caught a glimpse of myself on my laptop. It was sad day.