The alpha/beta name rate thread disappeared. lets start a new one.

>>35978418
what about Patrick?

My name is Aaron. Am I beta?

Is Jonathan beta? I highly doubt it's alpha

>>35978418

>tfw have a slavic name
>tfw it means "he who smiles to war" or "He who enjoys war"

Still end up a beta :)

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Posting again as Jessie (male) rate my name

what about Jonas

Austin

Original comment is original

>>35978444
johnathan is alpha

>>35978522
But what about it without the h?

>>35978428
bumping cause also patrick

>>35978545
>>35978428

Patrick is pretty beta desu.

>>35978607
whaat? how?

>>35978488
>Austin
Alpha

Alexander

>>35978545
Patrick is one of the top alpha names

Willie

please rate without considering self deprecating addendum which makes it clear how beta I am
I think my name is good, I'm just shit.
It felt fine at home but I got laughed at a lot after I moved. I don't have much of an opportunity to use my name anymore.

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>>35978729
I forgot spoilers don't work that way fuck me to tears

>>35978665
Most alpha name ever

>>35978428
no this is krusty krab

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joseph
i know it's beta as fuck the 1st cuck and all but it was god right and joe is a pretty chad nickname

>>35978467
Per Jonines tik Alfa

Nathan reporting in

Been contemplating changing the name for many years now, convince me.

i don't have one of those stupid burger names...

>>35978463
White Chad from New Jersey's name
>>35978488
I like it, probably Alpha

My name is Edoardo btw

Names don't really mean shit. I have a cousin literally named chad and he is far from a chad, like as far as you can go. And one of the biggest "chads" I met in real life was named jacob which sounds like a beta name, but the dude was a 6'4 thor looking guy.

>>35978418
my name is Even.
I think its mega beta in english speaking countries but its pretty ok back home

Alex. Is this beta?

What about Ryan? On one hand I only know two other Ryans who are either an autist or a loudmouthed NEET. But on the other there are a few pretty cute guys named Ryan in YA fiction and TV shows.
>>35978811
As long as you don't call yourself Nathaniel you're good bro.
>>35978729
Start calling yourself Bill, then William when you get older to get a decent standing.

Mine is Leon
Nobody ever rates mine

>>35978418
we all know your name is determined by whatever urban dictionary says about you.

>>35978930
final fantasy/ out of 8

Leif
>tfw I was born as a fucking meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-u3oNk49W0

Joao with tilde in the a.
Is it alpha?

>>35978921
Nah, Nathaniel isn't even my full name. It's just Nathan. Normally went by "Nate" or my last name. But fair enough, thanks for the input.

Andrew.

Rate me.

>>35978418
What about Maxim?

Origo

Filip, beta as fuck.
Apparently I love horses.

>>35978921
I've been thinking about Bill. It seems like such an old-man's name but I guess as I want to be perceived as more of a man and less of a child (legitimate plzbepatient so unlikely, but...) that's the idea. Thanks.
Ryan is a good solid name. Rolls off the tongue well. I think the more you present as a numale the more beta it seems. It can go either way, I think it's tenable though, as I said.

My name's Corwin, means "friend of the heart."

>>35978418
How are these types of underwear/swimsuits even comfortable? Like wouldn't it rub against your asshole or something?

>>35978802
It's not that bad, reminds of that one bro that always is on your side

>>35979011
Nate is definetly the best form of Nathan. It sounds the most casual and natural among friends but still a bit professional enough call yourself Nate around business partners.
>>35979035
Ever read that Kurt Vonnegut novel about a guy who called himself Billy cause his father told him it made him sound friendly and easy to talk to? Don't do that of course, but I do remember that it went a bit deeper into the name Billy, it may be worth reading any quotes about it online and thinking about it for yourself.
>>35979046
Beta name sadly. Sounds Irish which is also fairly beta. I'd introduce myself as Cory which is still a bit beta but not as bad,
>>35979034
Yeah it's beta. Sorry pal. It's great you've realized it though.
>>35979028
Eh, Max sounds too childish and it's other forms sounds too professional and British to sound alpha.
>>35979015
This could go either way. All the Andrews I know are either autistic or 11 year old memers. It's best to call yourself Andrew though, Andy is too childish.

is Tony beta or alpha?

>>35979320
>tony
I would say Alpha

>not naming you son Chad
>not crying in tears of joy when you cucks you on your second wife

Nathaniel

>>35979320
heh, pretty alpha kid
>>35979046
high tier beta

>>35979320
Tony is alpha

Toni is beta

>>35979417
>>35979507
>>35979525
i'm actually beta irl

Rate the following names as alpha or beta, r9k:

Eugene.

Brock.

Marvin.

Bruce.

Robert.

Julian.

Rex.

Cody.

Vaughn.

Travis.

Wayne.

Rupert.

Warren.

Kent.

Reginald.

Wolfgang.

Joffrey.

Sheldon.

Preston.

Alexander.

These were all taken from various misc alpha/beta name threads (they have a lot of them). There are some obvious choices on there but others are a bit more ambiguous. Alexander for instance was given by someone as an 'alpha' name. I guess it does sound sort of alpha when you state it in its full form, but it usually gets shortened to Alex which sounds like a nerd name.

GET RATING.

Herbert.

I'm Jamie

it's okay I guess, never felt strongly about my name

>Eugene.
beta
>Brock.
alpha
>Marvin.
alpha
>Bruce.
alpha
>Robert.
alpha
>Julian.
alpha
>Rex.
beta
>Cody.
beta
>Vaughn.
beta
>Travis.
beta
>Wayne.
alpha
>Rupert.
beta
>Warren.
alpha
>Kent.
beta
>Reginald.
alpha
>Wolfgang.
alpha
>Joffrey.
it's from game of thrones man
>Sheldon.
beta
>Preston.
beta
>Alexander.
either because it's so common

>>35979559
>cody
beta as fuck
Marvin.
Bruce.
Robert.
Julian.
Wayne.
Rupert.
Kent.
Reginald.
Wolfgang.
Alexander

These are alpha names. rest are mildly beta

>>35978930
Strong name that will enhance your natural attitude
If alpha you become turbo chad
If beta you become pathetic autismo boi

>tfw cant rate name coz too peculiar

>>35979950
agreed. But then again he's Squall...

Aidan

origivaginal

Is Jack a beta or alpha name?

My name is Olin

My name is Ned.

I am one original motherfucker

My name is Reeves.

>>35979252
english name, im a weird mix of irish english and native american.
>>35979507
and ye i pretty much feel like lord of the betas.
>6'6"
>okay looks
>still developing schizophrenia
>live in shithole town with nothing but lezbo dykes and drugie girls.

>>35979559
My name is Alex.
Like, not Alexander. My legal name is Alex.
I have a nerd name? I heard Alex was alpha.
Fuck.

Robin reporting in

>>35978418
Beauregard

Mine's Shawn. Pretty sure it falls below beta.

Ross. oreganio

>>35980266
if youre a girl, cute as fuck name, probably 8/10 grill
if boy
NANANANANA BATMAN

David? Beta or alpha?

>>35979559
>Eugene.
>beta
>Brock.
>used to be alpha but if they're <20 probably beta
>Marvin.
>beta
>Bruce.
>omega
>Robert.
>alpha
>Julian.
>beta
>Rex.
>alpha
>Cody.
>beta
>Vaughn.
>if rich alpha if not beta
>Travis.
>alpha
>Wayne.
>beta
>Rupert.
>beta
>Warren.
>beta
>Kent.
>beta
>Reginald.
>alpha
>Wolfgang.
>sigma
>Joffrey.
>beta
>Sheldon.
>beta
>Preston.
>beta
>Alexander
>alpha

Magnus Howardson

Alpha or beta? I hate saying the names separately but together I get a sense of pride since Magnus means great and Howardson because my fathers name is Howard. Literally great son of Howard.

My name is Michael. Used to have people calling me Mike when I was younger but I retired that around age 19.

who /James/ here

r8 pls

Alan
Alpha? Beta? Omega? Or some other shit?

Behrant

Jim here, I'm a coal miner

My name is Zlatan

you make the decision.

my name is Dragan
which one am i ?

One of these is mine. The rest are my friends.

Matt
Josh
Eric
Brandon
Anthony
Connor

my name is Jacob is my name a beta or alpha name

Facundo
Nicolas

Pls am i beta?

>>35978428
>>35978545
Beta as fuck
t. Patrick

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How's Angelo?

Italian-American diaspora by the way.

>>35978418
How about Evan?

>>35978418
Opinion on Andrew?

>>35978418
H-how is D'Angelo?

>>35978418
What about Manuel?

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>tfw my name is italian
I am pretty alpha 2bqf

What about Ciaran

How about Ernest

>>35978418
Zain, Arabic name for beloved and beautiful. Can you guys compete with this level of beta?

Is Logan beta?

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>>35983008
nigga is the wolverine beta?

>>35978418
>Bruno
>Germanic name
>Born in monkey land, the most common name around here

This is to beta or not?

>>35983297
para de ser guei

>>35983310
>para de ser geui
elabore por favor

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Nick?

select all images with a helicopter

>>35980861
It could go either way, I'm a David and I'm a total beta but I knew a Chad-tier David in hs.

>>35978418
my name is Jon(athan)
thoughts?

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>>35983789

>Nick

Me too, guess Nick is just beta

I hate Nicholas, it's just Nichole with an a and s.

Benjamin

Couldn't give me a nice white name, you had to give me a kike name huh mom?

>>35978418

what about Myles?

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>>35984064
me and you both, I suppose, are destined to be alone. feels bad man

Is Tyler ok? I feel like when I think of my name that it's the name of Chad's gay friend

hector
(im iberian/roman) not a mestizo

Is Kenneth a good name? I'm always self conscious about it

Kevin is the most alpha name desu

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>>35984750
you sure about that pal?

sean is alpha

>>35984794
Yeah. I know because iim not a kissless virgin.

Is Mohammed alpha?

>>35985018
only if you have a Kilij by your side

>>35978418
>tfw unisex celtic name
Carson
whats your stance boys, I'm saying beta

>>35985065
sound very alpha for me

>>35978418
My name is Hugo

>>35979015
Sounds like a canadian engineer name desu

>>35978418
Alan here, Alpha or Beta

>>35978418
>Caleb
Feeling extra jewy despite being a white blooded American, Fucking bible names man

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>>35978418
I share the same name as acnekun (Andreas). Does that mean my name is even lower than Beta and became Omega?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0L1RNBAJaU0

My name is Justin.

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>>35978418
Is Egor a beta name?

my name is also justin

Brian. R8

>>35985518
Short, simple, the name of an intelligent and ambitious man. 7/10

>>35985517
Can be both alpha and beta depending heavily on your appearance mostly desu. Very average 5/10

>>35985450
Depending on which country you live in it can be both alpha as fuck or a very normal name. Here in Norway it would be one of the most alpha names. Need to be a big guy to pull it off though. 8.5/10

My name's Ask
I have another name as well, but i can't post it because i think i'm the only person in the world with the name combination. I really like my name, people remember it and It's not a pleb tier Christian name. It's the kind of name Varg wishes his parents gave him at birth

I knew this one literal Autist back in NJ named Shival. And I'd like to know if any cultured poos can tell me how that names in in Indian society.

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You won't beleve how many times I've herd this shitty "joke"
>hey Ernie where's Bert?

is Eric, a beta name?

>>35978418
Amaan, r8

How's Timothy?

what about the name Thomas?

Paul
You dont even need to tell me

>>35984530
>implying Spain is white

>>35987629
Tim is alpha Timothy is beta

>Name hasn't been posted
Feels good

>>35978418
Dio

rate me silly boys

>>35988241
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Alpha desu

>>35978418
Thomas/Tom
rate me lads

>>35988275
Beta, mainly because I know a beta with that name

>>35978418
Frankie
I'm a male.
How this isn't original?

>Noah
rate

I never get rated anytime I post in one of these but I'll try again.

My name is Gerard.

>>35988357
Isn't that the name of the guy in the Witcher, if so it's alpha

Phineas

I hate having to say my name twice to people who were expecting something more common. Stupid snowflake mom wanted to name me something original

>>35978418
Edward. Like the gay vampire.

How could there not be a single Gabriel yet

>>35988397
You remind me of that Disney show. The guy with the triangle head.

>>35988417
Cuck name. Used to be the name of Kings and shit but has become shitofied over the years.

>>35978543
>Johnatan

Sounds stupid

>>35978435
Aaron is alpha

>>35988707
Not that h dummy
>Jonathan

>>35978418
Callum
orig

>>35985213
Fairly beta, sorry to say sempai

>>35978418
Logan checking in

Slaneesh checking in.

How does Efe sound

>>35981066
name bump r8

Erik

Basic as fuck I know

What about Charles ?

>>35989658
It's Brad tier

>>35989791
Chances are you'll be called charlie, which is definitely beta imo.

What about Harry?

>>35985381
>>35985517
Alpha
t. Justin

Axel, meaning "Father of Peace"

Tobias

I'm alpha, don't know if my name is though.

>>35990683
Tobias you blowhard

Eidan?

William?
Eugene?
Humphrey?
James?

>try to post my name
>Posting Error: Non ASCII is not allowed

My name is Marco. What do you think?

>165 posts
>posts with multiple names
>my name still hasn't been mentioned

feels good. and it ain't some retarded special snowflake name either.

>>35978418
What about Markus?

>>35991486
>Shlomo
lol

>>35991418
Beta in the anglosphere, alpha elsewhere
>>35991545
latin criminal

I'm Sidney(male)

>>35978418
Steve, and i'm not even Aussie

>>35978428
>>35978545
Also Patrick

>>35978418
Trent/Trenton?

my name is Peter, but I prefer pete. As an aussie it rolls off the tongue quite well n i like it

What about those unfortunate enough to have unisex names?

Alex
Ashley
Avery
Blaine
Blair
Carmen
Cassidy
Dakota
Dana
Elisha
Erin
Francis
Hayley
Jade
Jamie
Jesse
Julian
Kelly
Kelsey
Kendall
Kerry
Kiley
Kimberley
Leslie
Lindsay
Lonnie
MacKenzie
Madison
Mallory
Meredith
Noel
Paris
Quinn
Reese
Rene
Riley
Robin
Sage
Shay
Shelby
Skye
Stacy
Sydney
Taylor
Terry
Tory
Tracy
Whitney


Can any of these ever be alpha? Or is basically just beta status from birth.

zac
originel flavour

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My name is Dimitar.

Alpha names:
>>35978930
>>35979320
>>35982188
>>35982330
>>35983984
>>35985264
>>35988417
>>35987022

Beta names:
>>35987629
>>35990683
>>35989301
>>35985213
>>35983789
>>35978985

>>35992274
Most of these aren't unisex

>tfw i think i have an alpha full name
>tfw i got called a nazi for my name in high school despite having mostly liberal and progressive views
>tfw i understand the nazis more and more each day

mostly kidding about that last one.
anyway, my first name is heinrich.
most people just call me henry, outside of my family.

Saw someone post this name but got no replies please R8: Ken
Also would you go by Kenneth Kenny or Ken? I used to go by Kenny in high school and now I go by Ken

>>35993346
>Ken
>literally video game tier

>>35978428
Beta sent fuck

>>35978435
Neutral

>>35978463
Beta (its a girls name)

>>35978444
Johnathon is beta
John is alpha

>>35978488
Beta

>>35978729
Terrible name. Beta as fuck.
Call yourself Will instead

>>35978802
Neutral

>>35978811
Neutral

>>35978921
Beta

>>35978930
Alpha

>>35978897
Neutral

>>35978920
Alpha

>>35979015
Beta as fuck. Makes you sound dumb

>>35978977
Beta

>>35979034
Beta

>>35979046
Alpha

>>35979028
Neutral

>>35979320
Beta as fuck

>>35980195
Beta as fuck

>>35980266
Girl? Pretty cute name
If you're a guy you're fucked

>>35980287
Neutral. Would be alpha if it was spelt Sean or Shaun.

>>35980861
Alpha

>cltr+F
>no Joey
how you doin'

>>35993433
Lol oh well. I'm an alpha chad irl. I always thought Ken sorta had the same vibe as a chad

>>35993520
he has Chad potential, a fat neckbeard on a vietnamese rice cooking forum called Ken is beta, a fit charming dude called Ken is alpha

>>35993542
Thanks anon. I feel like that's how it is with most names except obvious beta names like Eugene or Terry

>>35978418
Emilio
>tfw spic