>your glasses will never be 100% clean

>>35978459
i want to fuck a twink who wears glasses

>>35978490
You are talking about me...

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>your teeth will never be 100% clean

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>wanna get new more stylish glasses
>no matter what i try on it looks like shit or too small

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>your ass will always have dried up shit stuck on the hairs

>that one speck on your glasses that stays there

>>35978459
>>35978572
>your conscience will never be 100% clean

>>35978590
not if you wax them ;-)

The ass is actually the easiest part to wax, hurts the least. The balls however, that's hell

>>35978590
not if you shave it :^)

>>35978459
Bought some cheap glasses
wear them for reading
got a scratch in one lens.
now I have a tiny black spot that floats around and is annoying as fuck.

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>>35978586
Get bigger glasses then dumbass

>your become aware of your eyeballs reflected off the lens

>>35978459
>get stratch protection on glasses
>they always get really bad scratches

>>35978459
>not boiling your glasses in screen cleaner

Pleb

>>35979074
i cant find them anywhere. every store i go to has small glasses, the only big sizes they have are all shit and ugly

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>you never learned how to properly clean your glasses with your shirt so you're autistically reliant on lens cleaner and paper towels.

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>>35978459
I battle with greasy glasses day in day out OP, no matter how much glasses cleaner I spray and wipe away my glasses always grease right back up again.

>>35979095
>you see yourself reflected on the screen while masturbating