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>>36004064
The guy who's gonna change the world, has zero-experience with women..!!

^ youtube commenter... well said

>>36004064
We live in the Matrix, it doesn't matter after all.

>>36004124

That pic of him and The other guy who made PayPal says it all. He got rich and his looks improved over time so yeah, him being awkward shouldn't be shocking

>>36004043
How would you even know if any of that's true?

>>36004043
>tfw nobody even "just a friend"s me

>>36004068
I'm always watching for the signs.

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>>36004039
Your not welcome here

is this show any good

i see it called "reddit and memey" on here a lot so i guess not

greetings fellow redditor
*tips fedora*
I see you too are a fan of rick and morty
wubba lubba dub dub amirite?

Depends. What do you talk about? What kinds of jokes do you make? Where did you meet the friends who left? Can you give an example of a recent conversation sounded like? Need more details for full diagnosis.

>>36004121
Usually talk about classes, since none for my friends are that close (first year at university). Jokes are sometimes about me doing something wrong, playful jabs that 99% of the time land, or bad jokes that I think are funny and then the counterpart thinks is funny as a result. Met the friends I made in class, not really "friends" but the closest thing to whatever I could call one. It's my own fault i have nobody close, its partially by design. The most recent spoken conversation was a trainwreck, it was with a tutor and by the end I just had my head in a the book and told myself how much of a mistake it was to go there today. It wasn't THAT bad cause I can't pinpoint any horrible things I did, but I can remember that shit-your-pants feeling of fucking up. Most recent text conversation was relatively normal; just setting up study time with a girl who used exclamation marks in excess. Oh another for the autistic column, I seem to have a weird knack for math, it comes really easy. That also my be a reason why girls are nice to the werido, you know?

>>36004310
Shit I'm probably more autistic than you are. You're probably fine, you just need to met more people and keep trying. Eventually better "friends" will happen. At least that's what happened to me. Too bad that was high school, but still. Should work in college.

>>36003984
wait, so they have fags in cartoons now? fuck this shit

>>36004250
Yes. It feels terrible because I want to like the show. The designs are cute, the music is good, it's just fucking poisoned by this social justice sludge.

>>36003984

Who the fuck cares.
Not like it affects me, not like it ever will affect me.
Same goes with trannies, who the fuck cares?
Honestly most of them look like 2/10 men in skirts. If they're passable I doubt that they would settle for a fucking robot.

Now just shut the fuck back to /pol/.

>>36003956
Wow, I'd eat her asshole until I got a throat infection.

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>>36004049
wow guess that comment is orginial

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>>36003956
>that
>big

heres some actual THICCness to get that test pumping

The fuck is that?

Originiami

>tfw there are people living paycheck to paychek in hotel rooms
America is a fucking shithole

>>36003952
Just had a chicken wrap and chips and salsa senpai

i will leave it to you to discover the secret advantages of total transparency

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>>36003993
Like what? Feeling that I'm drowning in an endless ocean with no one around to hear your screams for help?

>>36003929
You're not alone, OP. I got used to being alone 24/7 long time ago, dunno how long I'll be able to live like this tho.

hahahahhahahahhahahhaa dude this can't be real

>>36003806
He definitely could wipe his ass you got BTFO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA

>>36003806
>can't wipe his own ass
Why are old people so dumb?

>>36003791
It's the food.

>tfw friends little sister is already a head taller than me

>>36003791
not really its just you guys are really short

>>36003776
go kurt cobain and start doing heroin
im on suboxone maintanence and i get piss tested weekly, i have done a shot of H and pissed clean 36 hours later

>>36003776
Just don't fucking smoke. Jesus the shit isn't addictive and you'll get off early for good behavior. Hell I have a felony that was 5 years suspended federal prison, got off probation after a year for good behavior instead of having it for those 5 years.
>>36003816
As a former addict I advise against this.

>>36003816
>>36003886
lmfao using opis for clean time is a poor choice. how do you get subs? do you get put on a list that employers can see? desu id love to get myself some extra free opis sounds legit.

mac or pc?

>>36003782
I don't get it
What do you mean
original

>>36003773
just wait anon. there's still hope /mlpol/ will return

>>36003758
I'm honestly in a different situation. I have quite a deep voice and haven't had a girl just lung for me for a long time. Looks like roasties only care about a fucking voice if it's this common.

>>36003758
Yeah me too but I'm a total bottom bitch fag and I hate it

i'm the exact opposite. people will often call me a gay robot. its why i dont use voice chat outside of call outs in fps

>>36003728
Move on friend

>>36003807
But she's the only girl that talks to me that actually tried to go on a date

>>36003728
Tell her that you we're nervous and ask her on a date. Try not to drop the spaghetti again when you do this

Fuck off any form of women is shit take this to facebook

>>36003727
>by /r9k/
by everyone, more like

Kek

I work at a mostly mexican neighborhood. I've grown to hate them all