>leave lecture to go to bathroom >after i finish pissing

hahahahhahahahhahahhaa dude this can't be real

>>36003806
He definitely could wipe his ass you got BTFO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA

>>36003806
>can't wipe his own ass
Why are old people so dumb?

>helping a disabled elderly man is something to be ashamed of

I'm so sick of living in a world where altruism is seen as a sign of weakness.

>>36003806
hahahahahahha FHAHAHAHHAHAHHA FAGGOT

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>>36003806
Holy fucking shit. Please, be real.
Oreganoliano

>>36003806
Hm, helping others is a good thing, never the less, this sounds disgusting. Props to you tho, seems like you have strong guts.

>>36003806
He totally jerked off to that later, you got conned by exhibitionist old gay man.

You did a good thing, I helped an old man cross the street the other day.

>>36003870
The old guy was obviously pranking OP you fucking retard

>>36003905
also this

oreganosd

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>>36003806
*breathes in*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>36003920
Now, you know what would be really funny? If this guy was really pranking OP and he filmed it and will show it to everyone later.

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>>36003806
Holy shit hahahaha

Ljhhhgff

>>36003806
HHAAHAHHAHAHA I CAN'T HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

>>36003868
Old people should be gassed.

>>36003806

Well I do believe you anon. THere are old people who may have trouble with that. You see that a lot at hospitals.

But honestly OP, unlike staff at hospitals you can just refuse it I doubt that old dude would blame you for it. After all why did he go in a public bathroom in the first place? If he knows he has trouble with that.

>>36003905
>playing football with my neighbor
>for some reason I keep hitting him in the critch with the football
>he says it really hurts and i need to rub it
>i rub it for him
>he keeps getting hit there
>makes me rub his crotch after getting it
>tells me if it keeps happening i'll have to kiss it

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>>36004002
You can't be that dumb.

Oreganoliatrico

>>36003806
What you did might have been disgusting but it was the virtuous thing to do, assuming he was an old man who could not actually wipe himself. You helped a person in need. Its good karma, don't be to upset at yourself over doing a good dead.

Its only a problem if you are letting shitty people take advantage of you

>>36004042
>Its only a problem if you are letting shitty people take advantage of you

A shitty person did take advantage of OP

>>36003806
good karma will come

>>36003806
that's pretty embarrassing

but if you look at this from the old dude's point of view? he must feel even shittier about it than you do. you did the right thing, even if not for the totally right reasons. nothing to be ashamed about there.

>>36004211
This. I couldn't figure out how to word it, but if I were so pathetically helpless after years of being a fully responsible adult... I would hate myself and be ashamed.

You really helped that man.

Thank you for being a good person.

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>>36004211
>even shittier

If I got old enough that I couldn't even take a shit, I would chug a bottle of cyanide.

Getting old and infirm is my biggest phobia, desu. Thinking about cutting myself off at 40.