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Come on, give a guy a break. I swear I'm a genuine robot, I take pills for depression and everything.

>>36080772
You have nice trips.
I dunno, just relax and take it easy and be natural.

>>36080772
Can you even get your dick hard?

You're 34 years old on SSRIs and you're fat, your dick is probably completely broken.

ok so oh joy sex toy is pretty degenerate, but it's amusingly un self-aware too

iirc that artist had a long ass comic about she was totally the dykiest dyke that ever slit-licked... right up until she met her tall white boyfriend who just...

>i can't explain it
>just overwhelmed with weird attraction for men
>dyke senses failing
>must succumb... to dick

and then she tries desperately to like, softball it or backpedal about how she's totally still into chicks, she just married this white dude and blogs with affiliate referral links about sex toys to alt-left fatties and queers

she's degenerate, yes, cuck the term is mainstream because of /pol/ and the donald, but like... savage love has discussed cucks and shit like 18 months ago and there's no rehabilitating it

it's just too degenerate

also feminism is a separate issue from a shitty scummy porn blog comic about how it's TOTALLY OK AND NORMAL TO BUY SEX TOYS

falling all over itself to make excuses for white fatties and fag hags that need to buy gigantic power tools to get their kicks because no man will deal with it etc

for better or for worse, the internet has made everyone "empowered" to pursue their kinks

i have no doubt that (((someone))) is totally content with promoting a kink that preys upon insecurity, jealousy and fears of infidelity/taboo

why though??? is there some sort... i don't know... a PROFIT MODEL for this? why would (((someone))) do such a thing

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Give me one great big internet hug, Anon, you little rascal, you.

>>36080273

Same here. I have no real life friends. 4chan is like me home. If this website went down I don't know what I'd do. I don't belong anywhere else.

I want to have sex with an animal.

>>36079936
make a list of 100 different good things about the world

>>36079936
Make a party playlist that is the absolutely most lit it could possibly be, at least 30 songs

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Make an Oldschool Runescape account and get 99 Runecrafting.

>>36079708

For once me being a 28 year old fatty will work to my benefit. Thank you for your service, though, youngfags.

>>36079708
Finally the bunker and food supply my dad left me before his death is gonna save me.

Thank you dad

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>>36079708
What would be the youngest they could start drafting realistically? Could I get away with being 18 and not having to serve even if I'm fit? Will they really go that young?
Fucking hell lads I'm scared

>>36079572
Because I'm ugly. You must be too. If you weren't you wouldn't want to go to Japan.

because i'm not a fucking weeb

oreganalo

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>be me
>got hired by jap company
>offered free nihon language training
>qt3.14 teacher
>always top in class(thnx 4 weeb knowledge)
>off to jap within 2 months
>tfw cant wait to see animu motherland

>>36079399
>As for me, my parents just divorced in front of my eyes. Now I'm not sure how to pay for school. Before they were funding 100% of it and I'm stressing about having to take out loans now.

Is any one parent in particular funding the majority of your schooling? Without substantial evidence I'd assume they wouldn't throw your education down the toilet.

>Just got my english paper back, got a D
>Sent a raging email to my professor about how its not a D paper
I FUCKING HATE ENGLISH PROFESSORS JUST BECAUSE YOU DISAGREE WITH WHAT I SAY DOESN'T MEAN ITS DESERVING OF A BAD GRADE OH MY FUCKING GOD KJASDLMO9W ITS A FUCKING REQUIRED ENGLISH CLASS STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE ITS SOME IMPORTANT STEPPING STONE YOU STRAIGHT UP FAGGOT

>>36080148
>Sent a raging email to my professor

not a good idea m8

>>36079293
it makes you think that your shit doesn't stink

>>36079338

So isn't that great?

What's better than being good looking? I can't imagine anything.

massive lol @ every single person who unironically voted for donald trump because they thought his leadership would keep the united states out of foreign wars

>>36079257
>implying we weren't going to anyway

Please start ww3

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that's the puniest serving of side items ever

>>36079008
I usually have two plates when I have KFC, hence the smaller portions.

>>36078931
I had some crispy KFC earlier today! Love that shit, so underrated. Hope you enjoyed anon

Oh...so that's what a fembot is.
No thanks. I'd rather be alone.

Hopetheyarehappy/10

Origi

guy can do better or that's a terrible photo of girl

You like like you're about to cry.

Trust me, you aren't a Chad.

I despise everything you represent...

>>36078530
You wouldn't be if you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and saviour, and live your life by the example he set.

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>>36078530
this is my biggest fear

i just try to think about how unlikely it is that there's no afterlife, shouldn't it be equally possible for there to be heaven / hell / reincarnation?

>>36078530
I try to not to think about this or the concept of eternity because it gives me panic attacks.
>>36078573
The thought of living forever is just as horrifying

>>36078483

yes, but honestly I would use it to my advantage.

>make her do lewd things

>>36078510
I'm 9 years younger, i think i should cut this off.

>>36078483
how old are you in this scenario?

>>36078436
I just drowned a mouse and dissected it for some reason. Then when I was done I threw it out. Then I played some CSGO and now I'm here.

Pretty much the majority of my evening really.

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tfw destroying the fuck out of your arms for 1.5 hrs then having a big nicely cooked meal, popping some sleeping tablets then settling down into bed for a nice NEET hibernation

>>36079133
What meal anon?