Alright lads, we're getting drafted.

>>36079708

For once me being a 28 year old fatty will work to my benefit. Thank you for your service, though, youngfags.

>>36079708
Finally the bunker and food supply my dad left me before his death is gonna save me.

Thank you dad

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>>36079708
What would be the youngest they could start drafting realistically? Could I get away with being 18 and not having to serve even if I'm fit? Will they really go that young?
Fucking hell lads I'm scared

>>36079984
Time to shoot yourself in the foot my friend
18 is good enough to be cannon fodder

>>36079984
How stupid are you? They go after the 18 year olds FIRST

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>>36079984
>being physically and mentally capable of being drafted
What the fuck are you even doing on this board?

>>36079708
Don't worry anon. We live in a post-sexism feminist world, there's no way they'd use such a discriminatory policy like the draft in the current year.

>>36080528
>they draft literally anyone
>they watch as women and retards crumble and men overpower them
Hmm why were woman kept at home again?

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>have history of mental illness
>disqualified

I JUST WANT TO GO HELP KILL MUZZIES FUCK YOU

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>he thinks I'm getting drafted

sometimes it pays to be a cuck

aren't college kids exempt from the draft?

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>>36079708
>20 years old
>Might actually get drafted

Thank god I didn't follow my friends and enlist.
I knew that shit was iffy.

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What are we getting drafted for, lads? Sorry I'm lost

>>36080621
IT WOULD BE A NUCLEAR WAR AGAINST RUSSIANS YOU IDIOT YOU WOULD BE PUT IN THE KILLING FIELD WITH RUSSIANS IN THE SMA EPOSITION AS YOU, YOU WOULD FIGHT FOR MAYBE 20 MINUTES BEFORE THE KIKES GOT BORED AND WOULD NUKE BOTH SIDES AND WATCH AND LAUGH

>>36079708
I won't get drafted. Canada will pussy out just like we did when the us invaded Iraq. Even if we were forced into I have too many weird illnesses and bad eyesight.

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>>36081051
Me getting killed? No way, I've played too much Call of Duty to be killed that easy, I know how to defend myself

No, you're not going to get drafted.

Can you be drafted if you have diagnosed autism?

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>>36081203
>Mfw my 3000 hours in counterstrike are paying off
As long as the only place they make me fight is an exact copy of dust_2

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>Being a fatty with a bad back will finally be an advantage

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>>36081217
>Have dual citizenship with Nicaragua

I'm glad to have some poo in my veins if it means I get to have blood in them.

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>>36079708
I already know my plan if I get called for selective service, DEFECT TO CANADA!

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>Losers think a draft will happen

More pathetic than you losers thinking the military would even accept a mentally retarded cunt like yourself.

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>>36079708
send the women first because they are strong and independent. gender is a social construct and not biological. women should earn the right to vote just like the men who fought and died in war.

>>36079708
Nope, I'm an only child. I have to carry on the family name. Plus I have a criminal record.

Enjoy your war. I'll take care of your girls back home though.

>tfw 27 years old

Feels good. Enjoy fighting for schlomos oil, faggots.

>tfw bad eyesight and anemic/anorexic
Do you think they'll draft me guys? I literally can not go a day without food or if I fall asleep my heart will stop beating and I'll die.

>>36079708
Speak for yourself, I joined the navy last February.

>at least if I die I'll die as an officer in charge of my boat and not as an enlisted doing a job I never signed up for.

>>36081248
I wanna rape Lola.

>>36081475
>I'll take care of your girls back home though.

that is sexist women are fighting too because they are responsible people just like men and this is why they were given the right to vote because they are responsible people.

>Have autism.
Oh, man. That is unfortunate. I guess I can't fight alongside you guys.

>>36081051
Stop and think for a second. Why on earth would Russia destroy themselves on behalf of Bashar al-Assad?

No war with Russia is imminent. No war with Syria beyond maybe a few more missile strikes is imminent.

Them feels when 31 and Canadian feels good man

>>36081493
>implying once we start the war with China youll be able to get out of the draft
At least youll be fighting with girls, the US is going to need as much people as possible for that war

>>36080940
that ended during the vietnam war

Sometimes, being Canadian really fucking pays off.

Well, unless they expect us to also join in.

Then we're fucked-

>>36081791
Did you see the guy we call prime minister, I am not worried

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>Draft starts
>Women remember they are now draft-able
>NEETS dodging in droves
>Nobody at home but fat NEETS and Traps too crazy to be drafted

>tfw both physical and mental trouble
Feels pretty good

>>36081243
5,000 Russians going long I'm gonna try to flash em

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I weigh 400lbs I'm not going anywhere.

>implying 95% of /r9k/ wouldn't be immediately disqualified from service due to health concerns

>>36079708
>MFW I'm joining the Navy in less than a year
>MFW I'll be able to have lots of upwards mobility
>MFW I'll be 2100's WWI soldier

Good feels, lads. See ya on the other side.

>>36081999

Trips confirmed this sir, you will be hoisted on a pallet jack and used as a sandbag for mortar fire.

>>36079708
Good thing my arthritis technically precludes me from service. Now all the women are mine. Have fun fighting for Drumpf while I show women what a real man is like

>>36081684
>why would ~70 million western Europeans fight each other for 4 years because some duke got shot?
>no war with Germany is imminent

>>36082104
Here's what's going to happen. We'll fight Syria and win, and then Germany and Sweden will be overrun with rapefugees, who will eventually take control of the government, and due to the crumbling EU, start attacking other nations. WWIII muthafuckas!

are we seriously getting drafted or is this all meme shit?
this missile strike didn't really even seem like a big deal tbqh

Already in, probably won't live to 2018, will die a virgin.

>>36081248
Whoa, a fellow Nicaraguan on /r9k/. That's a first.

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>>36082681
If I get drafted I'm literally going to commit rape, anyone else planning this?

>>36079984
18~25 is the ideal draft age, underage-kun.

only true robots don't have to worry about a draft

M E N T A L I L L N E S S D I S Q U A L I F I E D

you normies need to gtfo my board

>>36079708

Mark down that you have depression, attempted suicide, and been arrested. When the doctor at meps asks you on all of these say you were depressed, friends called the police for your suicide attempt 51/50, and BAM... draft dodged

I DON'T WANNA DIE FOR ISRAEL

FUCK YOU JEWS FUCK YOU

FUCK

>>36079708
>not being disabled
it's like you guys want to be drafted

I have 3 bulging discs from car accidents, and I also have delayed bone growth and am behind 7 years in height/weight of where I should be.

Is that enough to avoid?

>>36082779
rape what lmao, the fat negress in supply?

Anyone who is eligible for the draft is a filthy normal fag anyway and shouldn't be here in the first place.

>>36082906
No, I meant rape before being deployed.

And army girls could probably overpower me anyway so I wouldn't rape them.

>>36082883
Do you have any fucked up joints? Are you unable to do stuff like run or carry shit? Can you bend down, twist around, etc? What is your height/weight exactly?

>>36083001
I can't carry shit without my back locking up like a 70 year old mans.

5'8 115

>>36083001
you'll go to fort Levanworth, which is worse than regular prison, and has way more niggers.

>>36083023
Your height and weight are just below average, but you're probably safe due to not being able to carry shit, especially if you have stuff on your medical record about the bulging discs. You probably would get denied as soon as they look at your medical record now that I think about it.

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>>36079708
So, can someone give me the rundown on whether there will actually be WWIII and if I'll be drafted.

I'm Canadian, why the fuck would they need canadian soldiers? We'd never put up with a draft.

Guys I just don't want to die alone with a bullet in my gut

Have fun fighting and dying for your overlords normies. Go earn your keep, we'll make sure your wives and daughters are ok while your gone :^)

>>36083046
>not going out elliot rodger style after committing rape
I guess I should've written out my whole plan.

>>36083045
>because I have only one testicle
Do they really care about crap like that?

>>36083076
What happened today won't start a war, it's just people overreacting for fun.

When Johnny comes marching home again, doodah doodah.

draft me i don't give a shit desu

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>>36083130
I'm aware but it's a very worrying development that's probably pissed Russia off a lot

It probably won't start WWIII but it'll probably cause some serious shit to go down in the middle east. I don't think that we'll see an actual world war because it'd be nukes and nobody wants that so it'd be a worse version of what Syria is now except with russian and US forces fighting

My brother is in the military and I'd be worried about him as well as myself getting drafted. I've got plans anon, I can't die like this.

>>36079708
Lol, I already enlisted.

>>36079708
war doesn't work like that nowadays anon

it's won with machines and bombs, not with troop count

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Has anyone thought about preemptively enlisted so they don't get stuck in an infantry position?

honestly we should just draft all niggers and send them to Syria with no leadership or anything.

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>>36083231
Same. Going to mcrd sd in 10 days desu

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>>36079984
They start young my poor little nigga, you need to start the ice cream diet FAST, get a chunk going before uncle sam hooks a dildo up in ya

I got a head start, they are gonna have to take stacy and tyrone to the frontlines, Ill sit my fat ass down in a comm tent or something
also medically diagnosed with austim so I'm safe to stay home with mummy, I wouldn't mind dying in a sweltering desert with ragheads skinning my penis off though I guess