Why haven't you moved to Japan yet robots?

>>36079572
Because I'm ugly. You must be too. If you weren't you wouldn't want to go to Japan.

because i'm not a fucking weeb

oreganalo

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>be me
>got hired by jap company
>offered free nihon language training
>qt3.14 teacher
>always top in class(thnx 4 weeb knowledge)
>off to jap within 2 months
>tfw cant wait to see animu motherland

>>36080900
What kind of company? How to get hired.

>>36079572
That girl must be 9 years old right?

>>36080980
30. Japanese women age very slowly.

>>36079572
>Why haven't you moved to Japan yet robots?
I will

>>36079572
Japanese is hard to learn and I don't think the locals will tolerate gaijin like me.

>>36080980
18. Always 18.

>>36080963
Food and Bev company.
College grad, need be a N2 JLPT passer. Get some qualifications or certificates to up your resume thats pretty much it

>>36079572

by the time I graduated high school I stopped watching anime and woke up to the fact that anime is consumerist garbage, japanese culture is only popular because of american influence post WWII, and japanese men are cuckolds that cant do what every one of their ancestors did before them.

No passport or money. If you have either of those, by the way, you need to get the fuck off this board because you're a normie.

>>36081465
What exactly do you do? Computer stuff?

>>36080980
She really is 20.

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She's Marina Nagasawa and currently 21 years old
>tfw she won't have some of my children

Because I don't have the fucking money to go there.
People that ask retarded shit like "Why don't you just go to X place?" piss me off, because money is literally the only issue

If I ever get the cash to go there, I'd know how to stay and get employed. I just need to get there.

>falling for the Asian women meme

Face it lads, why would they want the white worlds rejects?

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>>36080980
>>36082001
i know a twenty-year-old when i see one

>>36079572
I lived in Japan for 3 years. It was fun.

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>>36079572
Multiple reasons:

1) The culture is way too different for me to want to integrate. I can't even speak the language.

2) It would be way too expensive for me.

3) I would have absolutely no friends or acquaintances there and am absolute shit at making new ones even in my native land.

4) The Japanese are notoriously xenophobic, which I don't hold against them at all but would certainly be a disadvantage for my peaceful integration.

To expand on if this thread is about sex or some bullshit about finding a pure Asian waifu:

5) I am not really interested in smashing, and I really really REALLY don't want to come across as that white dude who travels Asia for exotic pussy.

6) I am unironically Roman Catholic, and would like my wife to at least be some denomination of Christianity. Seems absurd to go looking for that kind of woman in a country where the entire Christian population of ALL denominations is >1% of the total population.

That said, I would love to visit the country one day. My father went to Tokyo on a business trip and raved about, so it seems like a fun place to visit.

because i'm a fat, old, ugly american who doesn't speak a word of nip

suicide would be a smarter option than going there

>>36083481
I hear they have a forest where everyone goes to kill themselves.

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>>36082768
>some of my children
"Come on Nagasawa-san! Just bear a few of them."

>>36081381
>I don't think the locals will tolerate gaijin like me
Meme. There are tons of foreigners living and working in Japan.

>>36081469
Ironically anime is essentially less commercial than live action.

>>36083233
>4) The Japanese are notoriously xenophobic
Yeah, according to anons on 4chan who heard it from other anons on 4chan.

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>>36083569
>Yeah, according to anons on 4chan who heard it from other anons on 4chan.

>He doesn't know about when japan blocked anyone from entering or leaving the country for years and didn't trade with anyone except for the Dutch.

Why would I? The women there are hideous and there is literally no open space. I live in Russia and my backyard is probably bigger than the average Japanese house. I hate their culture too and don't want to waste time learning Japanese.

>>36083640
>He doesn't know about when japan blocked anyone from entering or leaving the country for years and didn't trade with anyone except for the Dutch.
That happened hundreds of years ago. Are you retarded?

>>36083686
>The women there are hideous
Subjective.

>there is literally no open space
"Literally."

>>36083711
Doesn't take away from the fact that they are notoriously xenophobic. Sure shit has gotten way better, and they now welcome gaijin for the most part.

>>36083764
>notoriously xenophobic
According to mememasters.

>>36083742
Just give it up anon. Let them stay home and you can take all the "20 year old" shougakusei for yourself

>>36083772
I have no intention of ever going to Japan.

>>36079572
Her backpack is too small

>>36083783
You are putting way too much effort in defending the idea of moving to Japan for anyone to believe that.

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>>36083769
>gives history lesson on japan's xenophobia
>"but, that's just like your opinion, man."
>mfw

>>36083800
Again, I have no intention of ever going to Japan, and it makes no difference what your opinion on the matter is. If I'm not going, then I'm not going. Deal with it.

>>36083802
Again, that was hundreds of years ago. Again, are you retarded?

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>>36083812
>If I'm not going, then I'm not going. Deal with it.
Top kek, what makes you think I want you to go? If I didn't know any better, I'd think you were projecting.

>>36081465

Only N2? Hah, already qualified.

Where do I apply?

>>36083812
If I said Germans are notorious for killing jews, would I be wrong? I'm not talking about the current state of the country, just its history.

>>36083836
>Top kek, what makes you think I want you to go?
Then what are you talking about?

>If I didn't know any better, I'd think you were projecting.
Projecting what?

>>36083839
Again, it was hundreds of years ago. Even the end of their isolation occured something like 150 years ago. It's completely irrelevant today.

>>36083846
>Then what are you talking about?
Nigger, I quoted you. How do you not know what I'm talking about?

>>36083857
So you can't explain what you're talking about? Then what are you doing here?

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>>36083846
>It's completely irrelevant today.
You dense motherfucker. A countries past is extremely relevant to its culture and current state. Just remember, your great-great-great grandfather had to get some girl pregnant so you could live now. Don't consider your grandfather irrelevant because he lived years ago...

>>36083862
Nigger, you don't have to play dumb. There is nothing wrong with wanting to go to Japan. It just so happens that there cogent reasons for most people to not immigrate there.

>>36083865
It was ages ago. It's no longer relevant. You're grasping at straws.

>>36083882
I never said there's anything wrong with going to Japan.

>>36083906
>repeats same statement over and over when faced with a counter-argument

It's okay to admit defeat anon.

>>36083906
>I never said there's anything wrong with going to Japan.
I never said you did.

>>36083981
I repeat it because it invalidates your "counter-argument."

>>36083985
Then what are you talking about?

>>36084004
How exactly does it "invalidate" my argument? If you're able to elaborate a bit more then I might be inclined to believe you, but I know you can't.

>>36084038
It was hundreds of years ago. It was ages ago. It is no longer relevant. You are grasping at straws.

>>36084004
>Then what are you talking about?
That there is nothing wrong going to Japan if that's what you want.

>>36084044
I never said there is anything wrong with it. I already told you that I never said. You agreed that I never said it. So, again, what are you talking about? Why are you talking to me? What are you doing here? What is your agenda?

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>>36084043
>repeats his previous statements WORD FOR WORD instead of elaborating on them
Thanks for letting me win this internet fight.
I'll give you this final (You) as a parting gift.

>>36084062
There's nothing to elaborate.

>I'll give you this final (You) as a parting gift.
I was not baiting. That you are accusing me of doing so means that you have lost this internet fight.

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>>36084049
>I never said there is anything wrong with it. I already told you that I never said. You agreed that I never said it. So, again, what are you talking about? Why are you talking to me? What are you doing here? What is your agenda?
Fucking kek, this post. Just admit you really do want to go to Japan and you're embarrassed to admit it.

>>36084086
Again, I have no intention of going to Japan. Again, your opinion doesn't matter.

Why are you here? What are you trying to pull?

>>36084072
Ohhhhh man. This was too juicy to not respond. You can elaborate on HOW it being years since it was in effect makes it irrelevant. EXPLAIN your ideas. You weren't good at showing your work or writing papers in school, were you?

>>36084122
There's nothing to elaborate. It's self-evident that it is no longer relevant. Their isolation ended 150 years ago. You are grasping at straws, desperate to find some way of justifying the memes about hyper-xenophobia in 2017 Japan.

>>36084154
Yet the signs of no gaijins at this place are everywhere

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>>36084154
see>>36083839
>"I'm not talking about the current state of the country, just its history."
I'm trying to argue for why Japanese are seen as notoriously xenophobic. WERE YOU EVEN LISTENING?

>>36084192
>everywhere
Uh huh.

>>36084195
The memes about Japanese hyper-xenophobia have nothing to do with stuff that happened a 150 years ago.

>>36084214
>The memes about Japanese hyper-xenophobia have nothing to do with stuff that happened a 150 years ago.
Then why the fuck would there be stereotypes (memes) about it? Do you think that black people eating a lot of fried chicken is "meme" for no reason? No, it's something that people observed. There is truth in a lot of stereotypes.

>>36084243
>Then why the fuck would there be stereotypes (memes) about it?
Are you seriously arguing that the ONLY possible reason anyone could make up memes about Japanese hyper-xenophobia is something that occured 150 years ago?

>No, it's something that people observed. There is truth in a lot of stereotypes.
Almost nothing people believe about anything Japanese is true.

>>36084259
I'm arguing that people think the Japanese are xenophobic because they are a known xenophobic country????????? I'm a seasoned weeb, I know a lot about Japan. You're clearly a blind weeb that doesn't want to accept or even bother to acknowledge the bad parts of Japanese culture.

>>36084302
>I'm arguing that people think the Japanese are xenophobic because they are a known xenophobic country?????????
They are a "known" xenophobic country. It's a meme.

>I'm a seasoned weeb, I know a lot about Japan.
One of the traits of weeaboos is that they are not very familiar with Japan, and your posts do nothing to suggest that isn't the case with you as well.

>You're clearly a blind weeb that doesn't want to accept or even bother to acknowledge the bad parts of Japanese culture.
I'm a blind weeb for not believing something about Japan that isn't true? Care to explain why?

>>36080980
Lol she's 20 in that picture. Serious

>>36079572
Language barrier
No job
No money

Theres that whole xenophobia thing too but I really don't care about that since i feel the same about brown people.

>>36084320
"In 2005, a United Nations special rapporteur on racism and xenophobia expressed concerns about deep and profound racism in Japan and insufficient government recognition of the problem."

Sources:http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4671687.stm

There is clearly an issue. It's not just a meme.

>I'm a blind weeb for not believing something about Japan that isn't true? Care to explain why?

You're a blind weeb for not searching for facts and blindly believing what you prefer.

I'm sure moving to a vastly different foreign country that doesn't share a language or culture with mine will definitely cure my feelings of alienation

>>36084379
Oh wow, you mean there is racism and xenophobia in Japan? Nobody said there isn't. So what is your point?

>You're a blind weeb for not searching for facts and blindly believing what you prefer.
This is projection.

Cambodia is better, qter girls and literaly the cheapest place on earth that wont kill you in seconds

>>36084439
>Cambodia
>wont kill you


y-yeah

>>36084414
You're trying to downplay it by saying "ah, there's racism and xenophobia everywhere, why are they picking on japan?? :( Must be some meme!"

It's true that xenophobia and racism exists everywhere, but japan is on an entire other level. Back in WW2, if an ALLY to japan were to accidentally land on their soil without confirmation, they would be executed no questions asked. Also their history of laws and culture is enough evidence to show the intensity of their xenophobia. I'm honestly expecting you to say "Japan didn't commit any war crimes tho" at this point.

>>36084467
>You're trying to downplay it by saying "ah, there's racism and xenophobia everywhere, why are they picking on japan?? :( Must be some meme!"
That has nothing to do with downplaying anything, but rather it is the actual state of things. The meme is that Japan is a super hyper mega xenophobic nation to the point that you can't even say other nations have any xenophobia in them. I've heard people say whites can't get jobs in Japan because they're just SOOOO xenophobic. That's the meme.

>Back in WW2
Here we go again.

>I'm honestly expecting you to say "Japan didn't commit any war crimes tho" at this point.
There's no reason why I would say that. Are you retarded?

>>36084356
This

orignialo commento

>>36084505
Okay, you still aren't getting the fundamentals of this argument. I AM NOT saying that Japan is still a hyper-xeno society. What I AM saying, is that it isn't all that ridiculous for someone to think of the Japanese as xenophobic.

>I've heard people say whites can't get jobs in Japan because they're just SOOOO xenophobic
While you can definitely get a job in Japan if you're white, there are still instances in which you wouldn't get a job BECAUSE you're white. This is due to the fact that there aren't any laws in place to combat discrimination. Getting an apartment as a foreigner is hard as shit because some landlords refuse to rent out to them. Compare this to other countries where that would be illegal and you can see the drastic difference in xenophobia.

>>36084586
>What I AM saying, is that it isn't all that ridiculous for someone to think of the Japanese as xenophobic.
Of course not, since every memelord is repeating it 24/7 so it starts to seem like it has to be true.

As if moving somewhere else will solve all my problems. Even if I was trying to attempt some vain escape into an anime fantasy or whatever, I'd be even more hurt, because I'd think I'd be so close, yet so far away from achieving said fantasy.

>>36084624
sigh... If you look at the current state of japan's government and history/culture, it would be rational to conclude that they are a xenophobic society. That's all. You wouldn't come to that conclusion just because a few people on a message board said they're xenophobic...

>>36084449
Not in seconds anon, it's not completely lawless or a warzone. I lived in pp for a year in '14 and only was attempted mugged once.

>>36084666
>it would be rational to conclude that they are a xenophobic society
Yes, since every memelord is saying it 24/7 and it starts to seem like it must be true.

>>36084687
It's like you didn't read the rest of my post holy shit anon.
You've clearly lost this.

>>36084709
No, it's more like you didn't read mine.

>You've clearly lost this.
You mean you have.

>>36084709
>>36084716
Chill out you two

>>36084740
I really can't stand drama queens like you.

>>36084716
Let's break down how I've already addressed your statement of in just one post that you clearly didn't read.

Your post:"Yes, since every memelord is saying it 24/7 and it starts to seem like it must be true."

>If you look at the current state of japan's government and history/culture
Now, this would mean to look at sources other than word of mouth. For example, visiting japan or educating yourself on it's current laws and government. So from the start, I've already dispelled your "If you listen to every memelord" argument.

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>>36084740
get a look at this guy

>>36084764
>If you look at the current state of japan's government and history/culture
Which doesn't mean what you think it does.

>So from the start, I've already dispelled your "If you listen to every memelord" argument.
No you didn't.

>>36084586
Now I wish Europe was more like that.

>>36084781
>Which doesn't mean what you think it does.
You're actually joking right? I've stated nothing but facts so far. This isn't what I "think", this is the fact of the situation.

>>36084805
>You're actually joking right?
No.

>I've stated nothing but facts so far.
No.

>>36084819
Tell me one argument I've used that wasn't a fact. JUST ONE.

>>36084830
Evidence to an argument***

>>36084830
Tell me why you're still here, still trying desperately to rationalize 4chan memes by grasping at any real or imagined straw that comes your way.

Autism never backs down, the thread

>>36084850
gg. Have a fun time crushing inferior weebs in knowledge of Japan.

>>36084871
Are you trying to say there is something wrong with knowing things about Japan?

>>36084881
What? If you didn't understand what I just said, let me go in a little bit more depth.

I'm more of a weeb. I know more about Japan. You're low-tier weeb garbage that still fantasizes about Japan as the holy land.

>>36084901
>I'm more of a weeb. I know more about Japan.
Being more of a weeb means knowing less about Japan.

>You're low-tier weeb garbage that still fantasizes about Japan as the holy land.
I'm not a weeb and I never said or implied anything about Japan being some kind of holy land. Try again.

>>36084941
>Being more of a weeb means knowing less about Japan.
How much of a newfag are you? Like actually curious. Weeaboo was a replacement for wapanese, or "wanna be Japanese", that's it. So get your new-age filthy frank idea of what a weeaboo is out of your head. That being said, I'm not using it in the literal sense :^)

>I never said or implied anything about Japan being some kind of holy land
Oh boy you definitely implied. The fact that you refuse the existence of these facts is clear enough you see Japan as something it isn't. Be it holy land or something else.

>6'6
>blond
>blue eyes
No thanks I already have anxiety no need to be the next zoo attraction

>>36084996
>How much of a newfag are you?
Not as much as you, since you don't know what weeb means.

>So get your new-age filthy frank idea of what a weeaboo is out of your head
Projection.

>Oh boy you definitely implied.
Oh boy I definitely did not.

>The fact that you refuse the existence of these facts is clear enough you see Japan as something it isn't.
Your 4chan memes are not facts.

>>36085017
Clearly not getting anywhere with this. Here's your (You)

>>36085040
I am, again, not baiting. This is the second time you admit you've lost.

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>>36085102
Whatever you say dude, honestly feel bad for you.

>>36085125
You lost, and therefore you feel bad for me? That does not make any sense.

>>36085133
see >>36084863
anon sums you up perfectly

>>36085153
Autism doesn't mean anything, so how is it summing up anything?

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>>36085167
Are you not a native English speaker? Had this suspicion for a while.

>>36085180
There's no reason to suggest I'm not a native English speaker. Why are you trying to change the subject?

>>36085184
you seem to take everything literally and your arguments aren't very expressive in a way that would make you seem like a native speaker. So you're either not a native speaker or are underage.

>>36085214
That's some nice projection you've got going there.

>>36085240
You aren't using that word right... "Projection" that is.

>>36079572
too busy trying to move to melbourne desu. not being a neet sucks

>>36079572
Because I don't socialize here and I wouldn't socialize over there.

>>36085264
I am, but I guess you don't know what it means. Too bad.

>>36085294
I assume you were trying to use it as me projecting my ideas onto you. However, you can only use it like that if someone is unknowingly doing it. I was knowingly (consciously) expressing my opinions to you. Also how would I not know what it means if I could call out that you were using it wrong? Clearly underage.

>>36085327
Again, very nice projection.

>>36085341
kek, was fun having this convo lad. Now go to sleep, you have school tomorrow.

>>36085351
Oh, you have school tomorrow? That's too bad, kid.

>>36085372
goodnight bud

>>36085411
Have fun in school, junior.

>>36083569
I checked out japan on OKCupid... there's a shitload of white and black women there. WTF is that about?

Because the women hate me and they worship money and status

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She will never be my girlfriend. Why live?

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>>36079572
Japs are racist nationalists. Which is fine. But since they're not white and they keep to themselves (((no one))) cares.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk

Because I already live here. It's fucking great

>>36079572
China, Korea, and Thailand are moy better. Lower consent age in those countries, there a lot cheaper and there's a lot more Asian qts

America is a better country than Japan will ever be.

Because i am a Virgin but not that desperate

>>36079572
I hear they're not very accepting towards gaijins.

>>36079572
Is that Marina? Fug

But I did move to Japan.

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>Rejected from JET
>This thread

But I did. I'm in Japan right now.

>>36079572
>No passport
Are you a illegal immigrant or something?

>>36079572
How am I going to get there? With what money? Why Japan of all places?

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>She will never do porn
I want to end it all

I'm literally about to board the plane to Japan, wish me luck fellow bots

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>>36087601
Good luck, go slay some gook pucci

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>>36087601
good luck anon may you get a lot of jap pucci

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>>36079572
I move to Japan this september

Please fuck off my country, white pigs. I'm so tired of you cringey fucks