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>>39258642
luckily my lazy outweighs all other drives.

>>39258642
It's not pyromania unless you get sexual arousal from it (which I don't doubt you do).

>>39258822
In a subliminal level I guess.

Kill them ogf

>>39258579
Have you tried not being a creepy pedophile
?

>>39258579
Don't feel bad. When I was 16, I lived in a two story house. One time, at night, with the windows open, I masturbated to cartoon porn (the light illuminated my room with complete clarity, and my desk was next to my window). The girl I liked lived across the street and saw me. Not only that, but people walking their dogs, children riding their bikes, and other neighbors with their windows open, all saw me masturbating furiously to Disney characters. By the time someone alerted my parents, I came, to the sounds of my mom screaming my name in anger and my dad running up the stairs to humiliate me.


I no longer give a fuck what people think of me.

>>39258568
if ur soo mongorian u wouldve raped the mother and made the son pay tribute

>>39258808

I'm just trying to figure out what passed over me in that moment.

I used to be a little kid.

>>39258568
Nigga, whatchu say cuh??!???!!?
Puhleez explain better.

t.Chinese Nigga in Alhambra, in shitter, in office

This thread again?

You already know what you need to do. Get some cash together and start networking with people in that city.

if you had some sort of rural drug connection you could conceivably move it to the city to distribute, sure

>>39258766
Drugs are ten times more here

>>39258504
Hitler didn't die so I could muddle my pure aryan genetics with aids ridden monkeys.

>>39258504

run like hell away. Blacks scare me.

>>39258635
>>39258752
>the black
>tfw you get bullied for simply existing

>>39258422
Why are you looking for an AK-47? They are old collectors pieces. I would look for an AKM or something more modern.

>>39258422
You're fucked. The mere fact that you searched this put you on a list. Be wary OP

>>39258422
Why do people even like gore? Just go to some shock website or something.

>>39258400
I just dreamt about my Discord crush and how he was flirting with someone and I got jealous, even though he never does though

>>39258400
Would you rather have my dream where you're a brutal monster that hurt/main/kill people you love for little to no reason?

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>>39258400
>it's another dream how everyone is against me, blaming me for everything and anything even though I'm trying not to disturb anyone or get in their way. Arrive home in dream and parents start yelling and blaming me for more shit that I have nothing to do with.

Wake up with homicidal and suicidal thoughts yet again. 1 hour cool down period then I just get sad.

>>39258327
>what should I order from dominos
two bottles of coco cola

>>39258327
a handjob

and two bottles of coke

ask if they have any deals
if not then just pepeproni and italnani sesage

>DUI
No one to blame but yourself
>gf
You're fucked buddy, If I were you I would stay.

>>39258379

I don't care, i served my punishment and learned my lesson. 5 minutes driving drunk shouldn't fuck up anyone's life this much. Give people a month in jail so they don't do it again.

just ask your boss what you need to do to let you drive, tell him youll quit alcohol entirely or something.

>>39258250
I like this blog. Please write more.

>>39258250
Woah that sucks dick anon.

Op roasties are sluts anyway. It's good she died before she cucked you by fucking chad at the party. You may not find another girl to love but you can easily find a qt trap who will love and cherish you! :)

Wait for sales.

>>39258208
>put gnu/linux on it
>stop using non-free software
>???
>profit

Buy normiewatch. Be a good goy.

>>39258197
>you will always have to worry that they are cheating on you
But I don't, since I am cheating as well.

>>39258197
>1. there is always someone around who wants to talk to you and force you to be social.
depends on who you date
>2. always wants to change you in some way. Your clothes, what you eat, how much money you make, how you spend your free time, how you spend your money, how you feel about the world, etc.
depends on who you date
>3. you will always have to worry about their happiness.
depends on who you date
>4. you will always have to worry that they are cheating on you.
depends on who you date
>5. you will have to deal with their family.
depends on who you date
>6. you will have to deal with their friends.
depends on who you date
>7. you will have to listen to their problems which are usually stupid.
depends on who you date
>8. you can't tell them that their problems are stupid.
depends on who you date
>9. they take all your freedom.
depends on who you date
>All of this just to get your dicks wet for a few minutes? Cmon Anon I know you are better than that.
A few minutes every day for the rest of your relationship

Im a sucker who wants kids but am far from a stacy and will never have my chad. I hate my biology, wish I could be a real robot.

>moral obligations

Lmao shove it

>>39258185
No one owes you babies

>>39258185
What if my gf and i choose not to reproduce because we are both mentally ill

I can't even bring myself to look at vanilla porn, I don't know how I ever could

I try to go back to vanilla but it's so difficult. I'm worried my loli/shota fetish will get me in trouble some day.

>>39258263
same here. I've got my whole hard drive full of loli porn

>>39258056
Who raped Jackie?
Was it Star?

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>>39258077
>Futa Star raping Jackie

>>39258056
True.
Nothing like using some Stacy as your personal cumsleeve, as she bawls knowing there's literally nothing she can do about it